LanceLeaf
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Joined 08-09-07, id: 1347543
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Hello!

If you're here it probably means you've read one of my stories! I hope you liked them and that's why you're here. Not because you're looking for my e-mail to tell me how my stories sucked...

There's not much you should know about me. Here's some random facts ordered aphabetically:

A-My first name starts with A. Not Amanda.

B-Bleach, I was too bored to read it, but when I did, I was so hooked I watched all episodes non-stop for a week.

C-Cactus, I have this weird obsession with them! I currently have five in my care at the moment.

D-DeviantArt, my favourite web site, lots of nice art and a lot more nice people than Youtube. Not that I hate Youtube. I just hate haters

E-Eggs, A friend of my used to say "Do you know what I like?" When you ask him what he would say "Eggs!" Inside joke.

F-The F word, I can never say it without feeling really weird

G-Gundam Wing A/C, the first Anime I saw in Canada (I'm Canadian, but was not born here) Though at the time I didn't know what Anime was.

H-Hugs! Even though When I go to hug my sis, I say "Body warmth!" And she usually kicks me...

I-Itchy, I once mimed the letter of Itachi to my sis and she thought that I meant itchy.

J-Joy! I like humor a lot!, Although sad and moody pictures are one of my favourite passtimes. I tend to be moody and appear to be permanently PMS-ing

K-Kool-Aid, the mascot makes me want to spill him over. They don't taste that bad either.

L-Lunar calender, I like the moon and I use the Lunar calender as much as the Solar one.

M-Moo! I like Cows and Donkeys! One of my favourite 'Simon says' commands are "Moo like a Donkey."

N-Naruto, my favourite Anime/Manga ever!

O-Orange, my favourite color with Black. Together they look awesome! Due to this I like Halloween a lot too. When else can you get free candy and look like an idiot without people criticizing you?

P-Paint, I like to paint in my spare time. Even if cleaning up afterwards is kind of annoying.

Q-Quizilla, another website that I like! If I need a good laugh I just go and take any random quiz.

R-Random, I like to note the small things of life. Like how the leaves are green and the sky is a really nice shade of blue.

S-Soy beans, I like soysauce and tofu, which are both made from soy beans. The actual plant, however, doen't taste that great for me.

T-Ta-Da! My favourite exclaimation of joy.

Can't think of anymore right now...

Sues to end all Sues by Araissa reviews
A collection of short stories featuring Mary Sues. Nearly every single one will make you like your own original characters more. Added: ElvenGoddess!Sue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
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OxyMoron reviews
She doesn't want to get a hot boyfriend, at least not here, she just wants to know how to run fast enough to escape ninjas. How oxymoronic. Fast food doesn't help all that much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007
The ToothPaste Fairy reviews
Makes Gaara almost want to sleep. Toothpaste just isn't killable by sand. Oh, well, at least now the sand will smell less like blood. Prequel to One Plus One
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Gaara
One plus One reviews
“My Deoxyribonucleic acid doesn’t contain the code for my body to produce this sweat ridding apparatus which you seem to have an abundance of.”......“Gaarasan, what are you doing with that strip of tape?”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete