Marco Diaz came back to Mewni. He thought he had been ordained a knight. He thought his friend would be glad to see him. Instead, he found himself escorted to the washroom, to squire under Sir Lavabo, the Knight of the Wash. Now Marco must prove his worth and face the real Mewni, without the benefits of being the princess' best pal. What trials await the new Squire?

AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!