Hello random person I probably don't know!!!!!!!

My name is Serah Evander and i'm NOT crazy.
im also in ~LOVE~ with Russia from Hetalia :D

(by the way i suck at profiles so thats it for now:P)

I'm a fan of Eragon, Hetalia, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Lighting Thief, The Kane Chronicles

Now for the rest of my ever growing profile

1. Russia

2. Austria

3. Lithuania

4. America

5. Canada

6. Prussia

7. China

8. Switzerland

9. England

10. Poland

What would you do if:

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Stare, bang my head on the wall, go fangirl crazy

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Lithuania? Probably scream at him, but the poor guys so polite, he'd probably be horrified

4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

AWWW ENGLAND AND AMERICA!!

5 cooked you dinner?

Maple syrup, maple syrup, and more maple syrup, YUM

7 suddenly confessed to be a part of your family?

O.o just keep Shinatty-chan away from me and ill be fine

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Switzerland probably accidently shot himself

9 made fun of your friends?

shoves soap into his mouth* ENGLAND, NO CURSING

10 ignored you all the time?

Seriously, are you, like, totally ignoring me?!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Smile, act cute(like always:), and nuke them and their countries :D

You're on a vacation with 2 and manages to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Austria? Probably panic

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

LIET WOULD GET ME A RAINBOW!!!(random...)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

America would dress up in a firefighter suit, grab a fire extinguiser, and charge into the blaze yelling "IM THE HERO!!"

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Canada! HE WOULD BE THE MOST AWESOME AT COMFORTING PEOPLE!

You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?

Eh? Well if thats what you wish, you'll just have to become one with me too, da~!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

CHINESE FOOD

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Curse my competetors!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Poland would probably join in...

1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He's adorable, amazingly handsome, and he loves torturing people!

Number Two tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9?

You barely know him, Austria!!! You're so polite and hes... well... England!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduced you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

If they're as quiet as he is, probably. Does Lithuania even have parents?

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Canada and Prussia... um... Canada wouldnt go willingly

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What would you do?

Prussia? Not surprising... probably get his brother, Germany to talk some sense into him

You got a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What is going on in your mind?

He's probably thinking i'd look better with a ponytail

8 thinks he/she'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What would you tell him/her?

Well first of all everyones probably scared of you shooting them, Switz...

9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

Whats going on? Are you gonna try to curse me, England? Did France set you up?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How would you react?

O.o I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT LIKE RUSSIA, POLAND!(HES MINE!!!)

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than an hour. What are you thinking?

Maybe America needs Lithuania to help clean??

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Russia and Prussia! Are you kidding? they'd beat each other to a pulp!!

Would 2 trust 5?

Austria and Canada...Maybe...they're both so nice, they'd probably be friends

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Russia: warfare!!

Canada: art

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Prussia: beer

Lithuania: cepelinai(his national dish)

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

China: Disney world worker!

England: PIRATE!!!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

How did Canada get Switzerland to give him a haircut?! and how did he get past being shot?!?!

9 sketches what 6's perfect boy/girlfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Umm, Prussias not happy about anything, but i guess Englands a pretty good artist...

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Poland is probably shy and England is probably embarrassed/uncomfortable

1 accidentally kicked 10?

OUCH!!!! Russia's new capital is now Warsaw!!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

England would probably gossip about it to France, who'd start spreading rumors, and then poor Austrias life would be ruined

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Okay Prussia, what did you do to make Canada hang out with you?!

5 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Canada would probably start crying, and would never work up the courage to ask me why i didnt invite him(WHICH I WOULD!!)

7 won the lottery?

Yay, China!! now you can buy a real panda!!

8 had quite a big secret?

What is it Switzerland? Is it about Liechtenstein? I KNEW IT!!!

9 became a singer?

All his songs would be about summoning the devil:D

10 got a daughter?

Poland would like it if it was a girl. Then he'd have someone else to dress up in womens clothes.

What would 1 think of 2?

Russia: Become one with Mother Russia, da~?

Austria: *stammers* i-i-i u-um...

that pretty much summarizes it;)

How would 3 greet 4?

America: HEY!! LITHUANIA!!! WANNA COME CLEAN MY HOUSE?!

Lithuania: of course, America

What would 4 envy about 5?

It should be the other way around! America isnt jealous of Canada!

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Canada would probably have nightmares about Prussia kidnapping and torturing him

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Nothing!! Prussia and China are almost completely different!

What would make 7 angry at 8?

If Switzerland shot Shinatty-chan!!

Where would 8 meet 9?

At the hospital after Switzerland shoots England:P

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Pink is, like, so out

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Well, Poland isnt scared of Russia(unlike most people) but i guess if Russia took his pony...

Is 3 gay?

Lithuania? Hmm, never thought about it but he seems to like Poland alot...

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Random Facts:

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

Almonds are members of the peach family.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.

The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

First novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Donald Duck comics were once banned in Finland because he doesn't wear trousers.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". And can be abbreviated to 3.63 of its size, "L.A."

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.(NOT ME!!!)

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

Stuff to think about...

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Always forgive your enemys... nothing annoys them so much.

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Smile. It confuses people.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

I will not think about guys. I will not think about guys. I will not think abo- whoa! A hot guy!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

What Is Forbidden in Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not nescessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not nescessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Nigh have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Nigh' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

Some of you may be asking: wait, what happened to numbers 13,24,25,30,31, and 38-44 the answer is... i ate them... sorry guys

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i always lose). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.(Mostly everyone i have ever seen, met, or know)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. (Annoying, isn't it?)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get dizzy just standing still, copy and paste this to your profile. (and see a doctor)

If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.

If you cried when you found out what happened because of the earthquake in Japan on 3/11/11, copy and paste this into your profile

You're obsessed with Hetalia when...

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class

4. World War II starts sounding romantic.

5. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America.

6. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

7. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

8. You shudder/squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.(in my case, its squeal:D)

9. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

10. You end every sentence with "aru".

11. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

12. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

13. You want Prussia back on the map.

14. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

15. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

16. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

17. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

18. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)

19. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.