"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

The zombie-apocalypse can be mighty boring, once you get used to it.

The one where Accelerator goes on a week long bender due to Kamijou Touma's extremely bad luck and makes some decisions that make things very awkward. Taylor Hebert always did like pretty boys.

There's something to say about trying to hold onto basic decency in a den full of snakes. It kills you or drives you insane. Or both. Why else would he get himself exiled on purpose? Not that surfacer lords proved much better. Good thing the other Grey Wardens were there. They had such wonderful common sense. Well, most of them, the Assembly was still deadlocked about one or two.

AU. What if when Jaune was a child his home was destroyed? What would become of the child then? What if he was left to fend for himself? Having no one to care for him, would he become the savior he was meant to be? Or would he be one of the worst men to ever wander Remnant? This is a story of Jaune Arc, the hero turned villain, turned regretful survivor and finally turned savior.

There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.

A oneshot series wherein Mukuro is only a corpse in name. Tenth bullet: Even someone as solitary as Mukuro has a family and she's still learning how it works.

Going from rookie cop to world's greatest super-agent in only six years isn't without a cost.

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

Lara goes to investigate an ancient tomb in the mountains of Japan. What she finds there is something the world is no longer ready for or will be once unleashed. A beast of incredible power and fury who once went by the name...Uzumaki Naruto. A short lemony fic.

Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.

During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.

I'm such a sucker for Halloween. Penny goes on a trip every 29 days. Sheldon wants to know where she goes and why.

Sheldon's new office is almost perfect. There's the little matter of the ghost who wants him out, but other than that, it's great.

Sheldon has a secret. He'd tell you what it is, but then he'd have to kill you.

Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?

Pasadena is in the grip of a heatwave. And in the grip of fear. Someone is strangling beautiful young blondes...

...If They Refuse to Listen. OR: Champion Red, on Kanto, and on leaving. One-sided Green/Red; OLD, revised pokanon kink meme fill.

A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)

After being abused by his relatives, Harry finally snaps, and wishes for someone to save him. With Magic sending him to someone that is as lonely as him but has power beyond his wildest dreams, what will happen? Rated M because of some gory content by the end of the story.

In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

For Xander Harris, the Hero of Ferelden, sacrifice is only the beginning. He ends the Blight, only to return to the home he no longer has a place in. Xander/Leliana.

A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!

Harry fell through the veil due to a battle in the Ministry many years after the fall of Voldemort. Sent through time and space, he fell in the lands of Westeros as a young child. Raised under the protection of Lord Stark, how will Harry change the game?

Just a little plot bunny that wouldn't let go. There are a lot of twists and turns along with several surprises thrown in. Basically a story of two people who have lost too much and need something new and fun in their lives. Harry/Andi/?

[The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi] [KYONxHARUHIxMIKURUxYUKIxRYOKOxTSURUYA] For various reasons, the girls are falling for Kyon. But for Kyon, it's just giving him a headache, and Haruhi's not liking it. She'll probably destroy something.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

You know that "one lab accident away from being a super villain" theory of Leonard's? What if it happened?

Sometimes, when we have left nothing but each other, all we can do is to build up from that.

An AU Post DH/EWE where two unlikely heroes meet, fall in love and hopefully find their Happily Ever After. Harry/Kara with background Clark/Diana.

Dear Diary, I will make sure to preserve you for future generations if: I'm still alive after all this gallivanting across Tamriel, and my back is not yet broken from carrying the Dragonborn's junk. Love, Lydia.

He walks a path he calls his own, but who can tell what the winding skeins of fate have in store?

He has to drown out these thoughts with something else. one-sided green/red; OLD, pokanon kink meme fill.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

A kiss leads to a whole lot of weirdness. Leonard witnesses some of the side effects. Sheldon/Penny. AU from The Adhesive Duck Deficiency. Fluff. Oneshot.

Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.

After Annabeth leaves him, Percy go's to a bar, where he meets a beautiful woman, and nine months later his daughter shows up on his doorstep

Both orphans, having suffered pain, hatred and loneliness. One's eyes as bright as flames of fire, the other's as dark as the flames of Amaterasu. What could happen when they spend just one night with each other; easing each other's pain?

What if Naruto did not only learn the Shadow clone within the forbidden scroll but also the Shiki Fūjin?

A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.

Christmas Eve, an actress far from home receives a ghostly visitor in her hotel bedroom. Christmas Eve, a genius scientist is making final adjustments to his time machine. They meet. AU Sheldon/Penny/Career

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.

Because after my last fic, I became obsessed with the idea of Assassin!Penny. Although, it's actually SuperSpy!Penny. AU.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Type-moon FF contest entry. Shiki has to make a hard choice about Arc.

Sequel to "Violets and Violence". Much has changed for Eragon since Ellesméra, and the same holds amply true for Elva. Is Eragon prepared for this fierce new Shiningbrow? Moreover, is the rest of Alagaësia? AU, Eragon/Elva, some E/Ar; set after Brisingr

Ayako wants to challenge Shirou to a final archery match, but...

Shiki asks Kohaku a question he has wanted the answer to for a long time.

Between training sessions in Du Weldenvarden, Eragon is confronted by his greatest mistake; the wayward blessing. Elva has turned out differently than he dreaded, and now she's at his side. Is that a good thing? NOTE: AU, Eragon/Elva; set during Eldest

Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!

All lifetimes Penny and Sheldon would have fallen in love. AU

Salazar needs to apologize to Rowena... A brief oneshot about Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin. Hope you like it! Please R&R

Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...

The worst lies are the lies we tell ourselves; luckily, they know each other well enough to see past denial and recognize the truth. One-Shot, Percy/Bianca, Percianca

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

What if Penny's nighttime visits to Sheldon's room were just what they seem?

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.

When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.

She has already decided it’s a ‘he’ and can’t help but name him..." WARNING: Character death. Pretty dark. One shot plot bunny that wouldn't get out of my head.

When Sheldon finds the piano, he doesn’t look like he believes what he’s looking at. sheldon/penny, oneshot, written for the fic/art swap

As Miss Wonderful,Penny loves being a super hero, her only drawbacks in life are the pesky evil armored freak, Doctor Devastator, and the annoying super genius next door. A solution is about to present itself

A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

Drabbles set within my story From the Ashes. Just a bunch of little ideas that did not quite make it into the main plot line. Mostly humorous.

In the loss of Jiraiya, Naruto takes a moment to reflect, and wonder at his own darkness. Introspective, sorta Angsty, one-shot set between ch 403-407 in the Manga…

A will of fire cannot be so easily denied. The continuing saga of Hiraku Kazama. Sequel to "From the Ashes."

After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.

Of course, some would say that they weren't very good plans in the first place. Spoilers for UBW and HF. Archer x Rin, mentions of other pairings that disturb Archer greatly.

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

He was just down the hall. His heady scent was thick in the stale air of the unused hallway. She sniffed the air once before continuing silently after her prey. Not a sound was made that could informed her quarry that she was just behind him.[HHr] AU

Year 7. Harry Potter is coming into his magical maturity as he turns 17…but the stronger he grows, the less sane he feels. What will happen to Harry as he prepares to face Voldemort in the final battle?

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

Nabiki Tendo gets a glimps of the future and it isn't pretty. Forewarned, she'll do whatever it takes to ensure the survival of her family and home, even if it means destroying herself to do it. Ranma.Nabiki match up, COMPLETE.

[Complete] One shot. A young Salazar Slytherin receives a talk about girls from his father. Fluff. SalazarRowena

A story of lost love and the lengths to which one woman will go to regain it.