schnappi(the creature/cartoon that's my picture) is so adorable!

I'm pretty self-conscious about my writing. Just creating an accout on FF nearly gave me a heart attack.

IMPORTANT LINKS:

ELITZ COMMUNITY(I'M STAFF)
http://www.fanfiction.net/community/Elitz_Friends_Enemies_or_Lovers/84825/

ELITZ FORUM (I'M MODERATOR/CREATOR/ADMIN) http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Everything_Eli_and_Fitz/79679/

I don't really do anything fun with my pRofile but i'll try now

favorite pairings

ELI/FITZ. ELITZ. IT'S SLASH. ELITZ. I LOVE IT.

danny/sam (danny phantom) MADE FOR EACHOTHER!

danny (preferrably in phantom form)/dora (danny phantom) so cute, naive and adorable together! but they probably work best as platonic love aka close friendship

danny/ember (danny phantom) danny could be REBELLIOUS!

CHASE/CAMERON (house) aw, c'mon, it's sweet!

ELI AND CLAAAARE! (degrassi) i didn't like kc and clare together, and i'm glad i can stop being frustrated when DUH! KC YOU BLOCKHEAD! NEITHER CLARE OR YOUR NEW GIRL JENNA ARE RIGHT FOR YOU!

KC/ BIANCA (Degrassi) it's perfect for KC's new attitude. he's really changed a lot between seasons 9 and 10

SAV/ANYA (degrassi) NOOOOOOO! GET BACK TOGETHER!! SAV, YOU IDIOT!

whitney/henry (unnatural history) shame she was only in one episode. i think she really did like him.

okay, i don't really care for those rants on stereotypes, because stereotypes are there for a reason and most of them apply to me. but i'll do it anyway.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. Please, I’m built like an Amazonian warrior woman
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I don’t think this was meant for Indians, but for all the other types of asian, since we don’t really look like them. At all.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. i only speak my mind when I try to get the ones who are bitches to shut up
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. Dude, I’m an atheist; can’t go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. Um, did I not just establish that I’m an atheist?
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. Seriously. I just said it. Twice.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. Here we go! Finally got it!
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. Um…well that’s definitely right for me. I also don’t have spell check.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. american politics confuse me. i'm 1st gen, sorry.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. Irish on my mom’s side. Too young to drink in America. but i do. occasionally.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IT’S “CONVENIENT STORE”! IT IS “CONVENIENCE”, YOU BLOCKHEADS!
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. blockheads think i'm native american when i say indian. i repeat: BLOCKHEADS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. not really...kinda goth-ish on the inside
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. only half...wait... three eigths...
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". um I’M A GIRL
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. eh...
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I KINDA AGREE...
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. At my school, ‘unusual’ is anything that’s not trashy
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you're a girl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool because that’s how Russians roll. Russians ARE cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. Half my family German and catholic,but…hey, my grandma was a hippie!
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. My friend says I’m black at heart, cuz I really do love those things.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. Dude. The only reason I don’t fail math is I copy off my friends.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. Okay, quick story here:

My friend is muslim ( let’s call her frito) and one her best friends was really sweet and cool (and she’s pringle). But the friend’s mom wasn’t she called the school and demanded that frito was taken out of our school because “MY DAUGHTER GOING TO SCHOOL WITH A FUCKING TERRORIST!” it’s not nice, seriously.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. My friend’s dad is a pastor and one day when we were skipping class we made up the song “Jesus was a black man” and she was preaching all hokey and I was singing “Jesus, OH HE WAS A BLACK MAN!” at the top of my lungs running down the halls. No offense to anyone who…would otherwise be offended. but it was one of the fucking funniest things EVER.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. No. I just wish Eli Goldsworthy was REAL! and FITZY TOO!
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.OKAY HOLY SHIT THIS DOES NOT NEED TO BE ON THIS LIST!
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m first gen, so I dunno if this applies…
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. Haha, my friend’s welsh and she loves sheep. They’re so cute!
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. OH COME ON! THAT ACCENT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. Okay, this one is just dumb... twilight fangirls... you take fangirl WAAAY TOO FAR. IT CAN BECOME PATHETIC. but most of you aren't like that so i feel bad now. :(

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. HAHA
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.my welsh friend is also Swedish and when she saw this she was like “DUDE I AM NOT A LEZZIE!” and it was funny cuz she screamed it Really. Loud. In our school's full computer lab.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I kinda am…sometimes
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Can we define Witch?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. Well, there are non-white Europeans in all Euro countries! Why not this one?
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. Pastor’s-daughter friend tried to.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

There. finally done.

Not quite.

Favorite Bands: 3 Days Grace, !ELLIOT MINOR! Regina Spektor, SafetySuit, Sick Puppies, Meiko, The Veronicas, ROOM FOR TWO, THIS PROVIDENCE (i got david blaise's autograph! eeeeep!), anarbor, THE AUDITION, Red (eh..), COLDPLAY, JACK JONHSON (traveling 400 miles to see him this summer!), civil twilight, escape the fate (pre-ronnie break-up) incubus, CAPRA, and paramore. not leaving out kt tunstall. could never leave her out.