When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric

Mix an eclectic group of soldiers and a cranky engineer, and what do you get? One dangerous Autobot army, that's what!...when it's not full of epic drama, that is.

This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? (Gradual AU)

"Whatever our lives might have been, our destinies have changed." – AOS Spock, ST:2009. With their universe threatened by the Q Continuum, AOS Kirk and Spock are forced to confront their place in it - with painfully personal results. Slight crossover with TNG, crossover of sorts with TOS. Eventual Reunion!fic.

While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.

Every story has a beginning. Some are happy, some tragic, some change the world, but each one is worth remembering. This is a compilation of the first meetings and different beginnings of Prowl and Jazz through time and space. C5: Jazz finally has the money and time and will to fulfull his dream of travelling to all of Cybertron. Only he's alone. But he might not remain so...

AKA The Fierce Battle Between The Dragon Hatchling And The Energel Fruit( ) Basically, Jazz is watching his bitlet play. Dragonformers AU.

When the Autobots find a damaged mech locked in stasis, they of course try to help him. But what exactly did they get into with this aquatic mecha, and why are his systems so advanced?

Luke gets an unexpected visit from an old friend. WARNING: Contains SPOILERS for Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Prowl would never admit it to Jazz, but he actually loves kittens. So when Jazz brings home a kitten that matches Prowl's coloring; the tactician must hide how he really feels, as pets are not allowed on base. Prowl/Jazz

Set just after Dino Thunder. When Angel Grove announces another Power Rangers Day, Tommy takes the Dino Rangers to Angel Grove for a reunion with the original team… including Kimberly. TommyKim, JasonTrini, KiraTrent. UPDATE: Complete.

Hunger. Everything in the universe is driven by hunger in one form or another. Be it the hunger for food, love, forgiveness, placement or life. Scorponok is hungry, and he'll do anything to survive. So, it is easy to say, it's a bad day to be an Autobot. Halfway across the galaxy Hot Rod can't help but agree, Simmons just thinks they're all idiots, and Kup is just too old for this.

Long before the war, Prowl is intent on tracking down and arresting Meister, a joyriding thief causing mayhem in Praxis. Unfortunately Prowl must also deal with the distraction of an arranged marriage to a mech he's never met, Jazz of the tower Chamber Harmonic.

Sideswipe makes an offer Prowl can't refuse. A week without pranks is worth one innocent reading - right? Prowl will soon regret the deal, but every cloud has a silver lining.

A series of drabbles and vignettes centered around Prowl and Jazz, in a range of genres, ratings, and verses, none of which pretend to have a plot.

Sideswipe finds himself in a parallel universe where the Autobots' war with the Decepticons has unraveled for the worse. Set in the G1 universe.

Jazz must rally the Autobots to contend with an Insecticon pest problem while Optimus Prime and Prowl are away. Set in the G1 universe.

The story occurs in the G1 Transformers universe and is an original Autobot Spike story that occurs in 1993.

Inspired by Jazzthetiger's Imma Bee comic strip and pics!

Jazz returns!...just not quite the way anyone expected him to. DISCONTINUED.

Jim considers what his best option is given that he is no longer the Captain of the Enterprise. Slash.

Blades really doesn't like Knockout the first time they meet, but no one else on Cybertron likes human horror films like he does, and it's hard not to base a friendship on that. Meanwhile, Bee's a little busy with politics.

Slow day at work, drabbled idly in the notepad on my cellphone. Blades and Dani get a rescue call in a snowstorm and find themselves in their own emergency, and Blades doesn't make it out totally intact.

Nobody thought he could be captured. He was a ghost, a rumor spread throughout Autobot bases to keep them alert. Now that he's caught things are certainly going to get interesting. AU with a little bit of IDW. Jazz and Prowl centric

Prowl decides to stop hiding his relationship with Jazz and does so with a vengeance. Jazz is delighted. Smokescreen is amused. The rest of the Autobots get the shock of their lives.

A Transformers Halloween story. After a strange attack in the Appalachian Mountains, Hound begins to undergo a terrifying transformation... and it's up to Cosmos to figure out how to stop it before the next full moon...

Hound finds out lemmings don't voluntarily commit mass suicide. Crack, mentioned animal death, off-screen mild violence.

"What is this?" Jazz straightened, glancing at the bowl, his grin still in place. "Tha' Prowler," he said, returning his gaze to Prowl's "is ah Betta splendens. Also known as ah-" "Siamese fighting fish or a betta fish." Prowl finished. "I know what it is, why is it on my desk?" cute oneshot that popped into my head. G1 Universe. Prowl centric. Title is scientific name for a betta

Bee and Blades share a moment on Cybertron after the restoration while everyone else is celebrating. I am in gay robot hell and you are all coming with me.

Fishtailing: when the driver of the car loses control and the end swerves side to side; like their lives that, due to poor past decisions, spun out of control, and now they were just along for the ride.

Decepticon Commander Jazz does not believe in fate or chance, but when his spaceship suddenly starts burning around him, he has to call for help - fast. Autobot Commander Prowl has a good orn, that's about to get a lot better.

After an unfortunate incident involving a psychotic Dinobot and a lake, Seaspray learns that Sideswipe can't swim. He takes it upon himself to teach him, but unfortunately the task turns out to be a lot more difficult than he originally thought.

To improve intergalactic relations, young Optimus must bond to a femme from the planet Femmax. Out of his many prospect brides, can he find real love and avoid a cold, arranged bond? OptimusXElita, IronhideXChromia, SentinelXAngelbane, others.

A young Prowl gets ditched in lower Iacon. He's mistaken for something he's not and ends up in Jazz's hands. Too bad that might not be the safest place for Prowl! Mech on mech, yaoi, some dub con...fun stuff!

In which Starscream manages to throw a wrench in the works and Jazz's luck goes south. Luckily Prowl's there, right?

Given a chance, would you trade who you are to continue living? Prowl and Jazz face this choice. Chapter 3 has been re-posted...it's a little bit smutty.

Finally, after so many vorns, one of the three most dangerous criminals of their times was going to be executed. During the last battle against Decepticons, Jazz, the ruthless and sparkless Third in Command of the Decepticon Army had been captured while he had fought Prowl.

G1, crack. Talking mascots, pretty skirts and sparkles abound: Prowl and the Pretty Sailor-Suited Autobots are here to protect and serve. Earth will never be the same. Just stay right there and we'll show you!

The truth is always found where light and shadow touch. .o. Light!verse oneshot .o.

Jazz is a hardened Autobot soldier who had seen and done the worst. But when a mission goes to the Pit and he is suddenly on the run with a sparkling, he might have to learn a full new set of abilities in Praxus.

AU World were everyone is a dragon. Jazz and Prowl meet under terrible circumstances, but which start a series of events that will lead them to fall in love. More inside.

The day Sideswipe barged in the Medbay complaining about an oversized thieving magpie stealing his brother, Ratchet was obviously confused. Then he thought about it and had to grin...

Jazz is wondering why Prowl keeps presenting him with shiny objects...

A drunken Prowl and an interested Jazz lead to a very forgettable night together and initiates a competition that shatters all morale, pride and sanity. Until only one question remains: Who is the best in the berth?

Prowl/Jazz AU. Prowl is a talented tactician. Jazz is a Decepticon saboteur. Jazz finds Prowl fascinating. And when something fascinates him, he doesn't let it go. T for now, but rating WILL go up in later chapters

Jazz and Prowl hate each other. That's common knowledge. But when a single encounter produces unexpected results, both mechs will have to make choices that will change their lives. They might even find that these choices aren't as completely awful as they might at first have thought. J x P. Mpreg. Slash

For all Cliffjumper's doubts of Mirage's loyalties, he would never guess the truth. Mirage was once a Decepticon. Jazz was an assassin for the Prime, and Prowl was just an Enforcer. Pairings: J/P, O/I, M/C

"Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp..." -a collection of Prowl/Jazz oneshots written for various challenges and prompts-

A collection of Drabbles, One-Shots, Two-Shots, Plot Tribbles and general Kirk/Spock fangirling in literature form. Some romantic slash, some friendship, some angst, some fluff, some K, some T, all Trek.

Or 'The Benefits of a Vulcan Lover'. When Jim gets himself in trouble, Spock lies to protect him. Now they both have to deal with the consequences and figure out how to fix it. A fair amount of cursing goes on in this, sorry.

Sequel to Making Sense of the Illogical-The Further development of Jazz and Prowl's relationship during the war as Cybertron is thrown closer and closer to destruction.

Prowl's finally out of stasis, and unfortunately Jazz is starting to remember certain aspects of Prowl's personality that leaves much to be desired- but also some he never knew existed. Squeal to 'Praxian Lullaby'.

Jazz, in all his childish dislike of Prowl's strict demeanor, teases and taunts him and ultimately fails to realize his true feelings until it's too late to say he's sorry- or is it? Strictly transmissions exchange fic. Slash. Angst.

Set well before the war on a Cybertron where each city has its own well-defined culture and mecha usually stay close to their city of activation, Prowl reluctantly visits Iacon and comes across a mech who will change the course of his life forever

In which Skyfire a soft spoken, amiable, somewhat out of place scientist (who twice spent a stint of time as a living Popsicle and one as a Decepticon), ends up being friends with Sideswipe the charismatic, somewhat detrimental-to-the-sanity-of-his-fellows, resident toughliner, and no one understands the logistics of how that happened. Skyfire included.

Starfire201 requested a fic - Prowl's so often portrayed as Barricade, but... what about the other Praxians? What about Smokescreen?

It's a good thing the Autobots don't pay Ratchet overtime.

Jazz, an entertainer at the Lord Prime's court, has fallen in love with Prowl, Prince of Praxus and adopted creation of the Lord Prime. But will they be allowed to be together? A Transformers Fairytale.

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

Prowl and Jazz have bonded but their relationship is far from perfect.

This is what happens a plot bunny won't leave me alone, Prowl's Praxian heritage kicks in and Jazz was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Sparkling, kinda slash kinda not

When a Decepticon crashes a rodeo, two Autobots turn to creative measures to capture him.

He had punched Mirage in the face, and Mirage hadn't dodged. One-shot.

Time to upgrade that data plan, Carly.

Unrelated short stories in various Transformers universes. New: G1 - Everyone has a bad hair day now and again. Even giant alien robots.

Grimlock finds himself bored and must find something to occupy himself. Warning: mentioned Ratchet & Wheeljack slash, possible crack

Someone is trying to kill Prowl. The culprit may just be too close for comfort. G1. Jazz/Prowl, oneshot for pjlover666.

One-shots inspired by my playlist, relationships orientated. Latest: Pure crack, featuring but not limited to: a human!AU police verse; a genderbended, female Prowl; a paperclip; an unforgetable first impression and a long suffering, but not-so-secretly in lust Jazz.

Prowl and Jazz are the best Special Operations team Cybertron has ever seen. Only one problem – they can't stand each other. Can the war unite them?

What the slag is a "Swear Jar?" The Autobots are about to find out.

Snippets of fics that never went anywhere. Likely never to go any further than what is seen in this collection of neglected, withered seedling stories.

Wildrider gives a friend a birthday present. Takes place two years after "The Girl Who Loved Wildrider".

Optimus wasn't sure that Elita was meant to walk among mortals, but the one thing he did know was that she was his. And his alone. AU.

A "Black Crayons" story. She was just a child; she didn't belong in a war. But the world wasn't fair. The monsters dragged her into it. But she'd always faced monsters and bullies before. She'd be a hero like those around her. A DoTM retelling. Mildly AU.

During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.

When Powerglide calls himself the Autobot Air Commander, Silverbolt is indifferent—at first. But he soon finds himself caught up in a subtle but bitter rivalry that he can settle in only one way.

AU.G1/IDW. The younglings are bored, which is never a good thing. Especially with tons of mechs around to torture. The mechs find that bored young-bots are much scarier than the cons ever were. Takes place between Are We There Yet and How Far We've Come.

Assorted ST:XI drabbles and oneshots. Ch 2: Fragments: "You can't be real," Jim says to the ghost of everything he could have been.

G1. Long ago, Starscream would have done anything to get Skyfire back. Unfortunately, the things he chose to do came back to bite him. And in the present day, a pair of Autobots have their own issues to solve... Contains non-con in pt. 2.

"I'm Primus! Your Creator!" "Yeah and I'm a headless chicken from Mars." A/N: Where's the 'Primus' character tag!

Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.

G1 complete: Utter crack. Prowl is pissed off that he missed his anniversary with his bondmate. Now, he aims to take revenge on the Decepticons. Megatron, watch out!

You are Special Ops. and you're on a mission besides your official one : to capture the spark of the enforcer who arrested you. Too bad he only ever thinks about his job. What's a mech to do? Jazz x Prowl premovie alternate universe

In which G1 acquires fine print in an attempt at explaining just what's going on around here. Part 8: Carol of the Decepticons. "Baby Jesus won't make it out alive."

Post 1986 Movie. In the aftermath of the loss of his bonded, Jazz finds a reason to hold on for a time.

Jazz is a pretty open-minded mech but Prowl's most closely-guarded secret may be too much for him to handle.

Soundwave has done what he has to in order to survive in a warrior's world, while Blaster wonders if he'll ever find love. Things start to change for each of them the more time they start to spend together. *slash*

A LJ P&J Community September Anniversary challenge. Day 25- Prompt: Instant Attractions / In the unlikeliness of places, they met, only to be separated again / Rating now M

G1. To raise funds while polishing their already positive public image, Jazz and Blaster develop an Autobot-focused reality TV show. The prize for the winners is a golden trophy, which Megatron soon covets as a device vital to his own nefarious purposes.

A collection of one shots based on a selected prompt for the Anniversary Challenge of Prowl and Jazz. Please enjoy!

Inferno sacrifices himself to save Red Alert by enduring a horrific rape. Can their relationship endure the terrible aftermath? Can Inferno himself? Based on prompts from the slash 100 LJ comm. Non-con, violence, angst, intimacy, love, survival. Darkfic.

After a mission goes wrong, Kirk must deal with a de-aged Spock and fight to keep them both alive. Spock grows attached and begins to worry that he won't remember his time with Kirk once he's changed back.

A little 'incident' sends Jazz to the medbay and results in a little lover's spat between him and Prowl. The tactician does what he can to fix the situation with his lover. Gift fic. G1 AU. Crack fic.

"Jazz, I've been run over, dropped from a bridge, had my doorwings dislocated, and had more interuptions this decacycle than in my entire career as an Autobot. So I'm just going to cut to the chase. Will you Bond with me?"

It's Wednesday, Smokescreen's least favorite night of the week and that means it's time for group therapy. crack!fic. mentions of cross-faction/xeno and multiple pairings. Again: crack!fic.

G1AUThe story of Prowl and Jazz as their lives briefly intersect over the years until they're finally stationed together.A strong friendship is forged, eventually leading to love.Request fic. Ch 14 A first look at a youngling Prowl from Ratchet's pov.

Prowl was known to be stiff and by-the-book, while Jazz was known to be the one to bend the rules until they almost broke. What if that wasn't how things used to be before the war when Prowl and Jazz first met? Movieverse Formerly known as Lost Demon Soul

Reflections in an observation deck window, a sleeping Captain, an old memory and a rescue operation.

Didn't it seem like too much of a coincidence for Kirk to just happen to run into the Delta Vega cave where Spock Prime was camped out? Well, nothing is too improbable when the most meddling member of the Continuum takes an interest... Q & Spock Prime

"Ratchet is already having a field day just looking at us and taking blackmail image captures, I'm not about to add fuel to the proverbial fire by adopting the motions of a rocking horse!"

While in Greece to stop the Decepticons, Sunstreaker stops to admire his reflection and ends up insulting the Greek god Narcissus. Cursed with irresistible beauty, Sunstreaker discovers that being irresistible isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

Peter Kirk is loving life at Starfleet Academy. Then he gets a new roommate... A Vulcan one. Lucky for him he has the crew of the Enterprise to help him along as he gets to know just what Vulcans are all about. Not-slash.

A year later, finally an update! Chapter 4 summary: After Ratchet's disastrous "health class", Prowl and Jazz wake up in the brig, and the twins are up to something in the rec room. Rating now M for subject matter.

Prowl is regretting letting Jazz pick their Holiday activities...

This is what happens when you mix TF and D&D... it wasn't the craziest thing that Jazz had ever done, but it was pretty close...

Written for a winner of the SkyxStar club contest on DA. Tracks and Bluestreak meet for the first time and find an interesting fact about each other.

A pre-programmed Praxian enforcer still under contract meets a Polyhexian enforcer who is more than he appears to be. This is in response to April 2011 ProwlxJazz Challenge on LJ.

Another story for the livejournal flesh-and-steel community's Spring Fever & Lingerie Challenge, because there can't be too many stories about Autobots and underwear.

We find out how old Sideswipe is, and to what lengths he will go to perpetrate a practical joke.

Arranged bonds were unusual but not unheard of. This one was different from all others because it was arranged by the High Lord Optimus Prime. AU

Who would win in a duel with Prowl against Prime? Jazz didn't know, neither did the rest of the ARK...

Elita wanted time alone, instead she got Decepticons, fuel problems and Prime hunting her. Ch 25 Five femmes return home with hangovers. Add a two color sparkling, Prowl glitching, and three stone eggs. Rated T for battles, love scenes, and robot swearing

Book #1 "You want to know something, Optimus Out-Of-Whose-Tailpipes-The-Light-Shineth Prime? Today I find myself wondering if it's worth it after all." Soundwave's death triggers a tiny change in Megatron. But real peace requires hard choices and some literal soul-searching... and has planet-sized consequences. AUDIOBOOK VERSION AVAILABLE.

The Allspark lies within Sam, regaining its power and watching through his eyes. When it sees the chance to help with Ratchet's request to see sparklings again, it manages to blow the whole situation up spectacularly. BeeSam RatchTwins ProwlJazz BlueJack

Spike does not seem to understand that Skyfire is a scientist.

Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.

Due to that ever-helpful transporter, Kirk and Spock have become cats. Naturally, they can't stay out of trouble.

How Jazz and Prowl came together. Now COMPLETE! Happy New Years!

Optimus isn't the only mech who's sweet on Elita One. Beecentric! oneshot. OptimusxElita, implied BeexCee.

2007 movieverse. mostly pre-war and pre-earth: some archetypes are universal. some legends transcend species. and sometimes there's nothing left to do but out race the moons.

2007 movieverse. It has been 3 years since Mission City. Jazz has been revived and reunited with Prowl. But unknown to him he has to face a new problem. Or he will once he can get through tank sickness and the energon storage on the base.

When Halloween coincides with shore leave on Earth, Kirk's husband and son indulge his illogical love of the holiday. Come nightfall, things that go bump in the night have Kirk on alert. Someone's following him. Warning: Mature content.

The P&J Community Anniversary challenge. Sexy Septembers 30 days and 30 prompts. Each day is a different one shot revolving around Prowl and Jazz. There will be drama, romance, comedy, action, and of course hot interfacing. You've been warned. Enjoy :

"Ah want ta hear ya talk in that beautiful voice o' yours." An exploration of how location and class affects spoken Cybertronian. Now "in-progress" instead of "complete." More to come.

OK well this is about Prowl who's intended to be bonded to Greystorm but what will he do when Jazz enters the scene? Starts with sparkling cuteness, I blame the plot bunnies I wrote this for all of you who like Baby on Board enjoy!

Megatron rules over Cybertron with his mate Elita One by his side. Unbeknownst to him, Elita feels a pull on her spark for Optimus Prime. Abandoned.

It would have been better if we had never met. For Jazz, a second chance at life might cause more harm than good.

Breakdown reads a book on abuse and starts to wonder if he has been mistreated. After a violent beating, he runs away from the Decepticon base to start a new life. The only problem is, he didn't expect his brothers to actually be hurt by his departure.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

From orphaned sparklings to bonded officers: a series of one-shots that traces Jazz and Prowl's life from youth to the end of the war. Eventual J/P.

Sometimes, the answer to the question that's been niggling at you for vorns can be given by a creature only knee-high. Sam, Mikaela and Annabelle talk life, and Prowl listens. Prowl/Jazz, slight AU

Optimus Prime finds that Sideswipe has an unusual trait in common with male humans who have achieved eight stellar cycles.

AU, how Optimus met Elita. He was her reason for setting foot in that recruit office. She was his reason for living forever after. Complete.

In most couples there’s at least one mature, rational one. That’s not so much the case for these two... Skywarp/Moonracer drabble series.

To hell with 'Generations': Reboot!Kirk and the Enterprise encounter a mysterious force known as the Nexus, and Jim comes face-to-face . . . with himself. SHENANIGANS ENSUE.

G1. As an intel-carrier, Jazz is often infected with viruses and therefore considers himself unlikely material for a bonding. Prowl is stubborn, though, and tries to persuade the mech he loves otherwise. Request fic.

A series of one-shots related to my 'Instabiliy' universe. Chapter 4: Ironhide encounters Annabelle Lennox for the first time. The results are not what he would have expected.

It's Valentine's Day and Prowl decide's to throw caution to the wind and confess his feelings to Jazz. How will Jazz react when he finds out his best friend is in love with him? G1 Verse. ch 8: Fluff, fun and smut! Enjoy!

Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!

07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.

Jazz and Prowl are reunited after centuries apart. They didn't part on the best of terms and Jazz is worried he may have lost his soulmate forever. Will the lovers reconcile? Movieverse. Takes place after Mission City. No ROTF included. One shot.

Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.

K/S Prime, S/U, eventual K/S Reboot. When the Enterprise encounters a ship caught in the Nexus, their rescue attempt beams aboard someone unexpected; Kirk Prime. Kirk and Spock must then confront what their counterparts' relationship might mean for their own.

Scene set just after Journey to Babel. Amanda Grayson-Sarek watches her son as he cares for his recovering captain, and the Captain indirectly offers her a rare gift.

Due to some incidents amongst the crew I have updated the contraband list to include earth items. Please take note. Prowl

G1. Happily ever after is not assured and has to be worked hard for. Prowl and Jazz try to find hope, peace, and love during the Christmas season.

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

An Insecticon electro-bite leaves Bluestreak with mysterious powers. Set in the G1 universe.

Optimus Prime has been called upon many times to save Earth, and many times to save Cybertron. What happens when he and the Autobots are called upon to save... Christmas?

Jazz averts a small Christmas crisis before Santa arrives. One-shot, fluffy goodness.

G1 Yet another chapter in the saga of Autobot Twins meet Monty Python. Poor Prowl. Poor Laserbeak.

For vorns, they danced with each other without ever meeting on the dance floor.

Hot times, summer in the city. Gears is gonna whine and Jazz is feeling giddy.

Sometimes there's no difference between the teachers and who is getting schooled. Set after "A One and a Two..." and "Love Bytes."

Raoul has a plan for Hallowe'en but Tracks isn't about to go along with it.

Eighth In The 'Desire' Series: An mission gone wrong, forces Prowl and Jazz to confront the feelings that exist between them. With interesting results...

A collection of drabbles including characters such as Prowl, Jazz, Barricade, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, and many others. Most of this will be very ProwlxJazz heavy since they are my favorite pairing. SLASH WARNING

Kirk must rescue Spock from a diplomatic... error. -Not slash-

G1 -My take on the development of Prowl and Jazz's relationship.

Jazz has always been a kind and caring mech, but when he gets sick he turns into quite the brat. Will Prowl be able manage taking care of him? Or will this be the end of their relationship?

The Autobots have a litter of kittens, now they have to learn how to take care of them. Should be fun.

Jazz wasn't always an Autobot, but a series of mishaps and some help from an old friend of his might just change his mind. Implied J/P, R/W.

Jazz has found a new use for suckers. Needless to say, Prowl is not amused. Or is he?

Various Prowl/Jazz writings inspired by words beginning with "un". Stories are much better than this summary, trust me.

'07 Keller never thought he'd see those together, let alone dancing.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.

Mirage doesn't understand why Optimus can see him when no one else can. ::More Than A Leader series::

K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...

Eject has had a bad day, and feels like the entire Ark has turned against him. So when he's injured in battle, he hides his wound and runs away. The day goes from bad to worse when he runs into Megatron, who has a score to settle with Eject.

Spock and Spock Prime strike up a friendship, that almost has nothing to do with James T Kirk at all.

Astoria. Powerglide. By the very laws of nature one would think it beyond impossible. But then again, stranger things have happened...right? Chapter 6: Days Off. You'd think having some days off would be a good thing...

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. It is never nice, it is never neat, and it always hurts like the Pit.

PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...

K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.

-"Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!" Of course, they were the ghost busters, not giant alien robot busters...

-Lesson seventeen - The end and the wedding

Annabelle is left with a baby-sitter, but they are both being watched by someone else. Goes with the "Black Crayons" stories.

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover a lesser known fact about a particular Earth insect. Mild slash mentioned.

Starscream gets a chance to go back and do it all over. Ten bucks says he screws it up...again. This story includes tons of things that will most likely make you hate me, so don't read it if you can't take a mature fic.

Not enough Red Alert and Inferno fics...I am doing my part to change this. Rated for future chapters.

One dreams of something -- anything -- more than what he has, while the other longs for the return to his previous, lesser life. They never expected to find what they desired in each other. Prowl/Jazz. NOT crack, and better than it sounds, I swear!

Buffy goes to Oregon and so does her luck in making the non-human bad guys fall in love with her.

Resurrected from the dead by his friends, Jazz finds that he's a little different than he remembers he was in life...

Jealousy in romance is like salt in food." A new relationship is established. Lighthearted cotton candy fluff. PJ.

G1. The Transformers learn organic life is not all squishiness. Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Tracks, Ratchet featured among many viewpoints.

The consequences of Megatron's latest "super weapon" aren't what anyone would have expected. Being literally stuck with one another wouldn't be so bad if they didn't hate each other's diodes. Slash, ProwlxJazz.

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker didn't like him even looking like he was making a move on their brother. Too bad for them, Inferno was sticking around. Flooded rooms or not.

The Autobots get cornered in a canyon after a Decepticon attack, along with a handful of humans. Unfortunately, Amanda is blind, making things a little harder for her. How's a girl to manage when she can't even see the giant robot aliens who rescued her?

A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.

Ratchet loves to flirt and sleep with every random mech he finds. However one night in Fortune's Stop bar he meets someone that would take him into a whirlpool of unexpected emotions such as love. MATURE! YOU HAVE BEENED WARNED! MATURE WARNING!

Bluestreak's seeing all the bonded pairs and wish he had someone to call his own...

AU. Jazz, a Decepticon spy, is sent to infiltrate the Ark. However, the mission fails and he is taken prisoner by Prowl. Now Jazz has to face the fear of what the future has in store for him as the Autobots' captive. Eventual Prowl/Jazz. REVISED VERSION.

AU.G1/IDW. The war has just started and the Autbots have a new outpost: Earth. Plans go awry and Wheeljack finds himself stranded on Earth with six younglings to care for: Sides, Sunny, Hot Rod, Bee, Blue, and Drift ; if they don't deacitivate him first.

This is the story of the cannon Dinobot that no one knew and everyone hated...

Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.

A collection of short stories all from Tf: animated Ratchet's point of view. (Please note the the story is no longer going to update)

Hound brings something to the bedroom that's just a little too much for Mirage. Warnings: Slash, misuse of a medical device.

Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.

Drunksitting his roommate at a club turns into a more enjoyable experience than Jazz would have previously thought. ProwlxJazz

As the Decepticons plan destruction for Earth and Cybertron, the Autobots fight to make Earth their home. But fate is not always kind... and popcorn can kill.

An ex-Sector Seven Scientist steals a prototype weapon and hides it within a travelling exhibit. Will and Sam try to intervene, and end up with 5 new Autobots on their hands.

2007 Movie. Raoul thought he was getting a great deal on a gorgeous car. What he ended up getting was more hassle and adventure than he ever bargained for.

Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight...

TF:A Jazz and Bumblebee mess up Prowl's sting operation. Prowl is most displeased with the both of them and Jazz has to know if Prowl's lost interest in him in a moment of anger. Warning! Warning! Misuse of processor over matter and Prowl/Jazz slash ahead

Starscream never thought that he could be shocked by anything anymore. Then Skyfire joins the Decepticons and suddenly he has to face more than just a malicious leader and an old friend who once betrayed him.

Oneshot, G1. Thundercracker is haunted by the ghosts of the humans he’s killed. They don’t know that they’re dead, and they want him to let them go home.

G1: Skyfire, after a hard cycle's work, finds it somewhat difficult to get himself clean and relaxed. Starscream, of course, is all too happy to oblige. Slash. Pre-earth.

It started as a simple conversation, a passing thought initially laughed off. What it blew up into nobody expected especially the author . Prowl/Jazz Ironhide/Chromia Red Alert/Inferno Hound/Mirage Bluestreak/Twins

Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.

Jem" crossover. Astoria and Powerglide are getting married! One small problem. Powerglide wants Jem and the Holograms to play the wedding, but Astoria wants her old school friend Pizzazz and her band the Misfits!

Prowl learns that asking your bondmate for what you want isn't always the easiest of things. Especially not when the request is of a more unusual nature. Slash.

Jazz is adjusting to his new life among the Autobots after his defection. But not everything is as easy as he and his new bondmate would have wished for. Sequel to ”Captured”. AU.

Bluestreak's come to accept his life among the autobots. With new friends & memories you would think life would be fine! Wrong the twins can't seem to leave him alone, it's one prank after the other. With the help of Bumblebee, Blue seeks out his revenge.

Prowl looks back on the events of Salvation while trying to decide what to do with a certain Special Ops officer

As Bluestreak and Blurr stand guard, Blurr's mind is not on his job. BlueXBlurr

G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.

Swoop makes planet fall, bringing along a bit of a surprise. A surprise which Fig promptly sets about teaching. Disconnected Universe.

G1, Humor/Parody. Twins, Bluestreak, Jazz, Tracks. The Twins are having a bad day, and Blue tries to cheer them up. Note to everyone - Bluestreak should NEVER have been allowed access to the Internet.

G1, S2, AU. Spike's life is changed forever by a single act of vengeance. Now he must adapt, or lose not only his mind and his friends... but his very soul as well.

Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!

Bluestreaks working...or trying to. It seems his lovers have other plans for him. very poor attempt at mildy humour, slash, nothing graphic! Blue/Sideswipe & Blue/Sunstreaker. i suck at summaries .

A series of stories exploring the relationships between Ratchet, Wheeljack, and their creations; the Dinobots. Ch. 14: Haha, I made it!- Er, the Dinobots celebrate Father's Day with Wheeljack.

Inferno and Red Alert were blasted with...something. Now their miles away from the Ark, in new bodies. Small bodies, furry bodies... What the heck? They're ANIMALS! T to be safe.

G1 What will eventually be 35 stories featuring Wheeljack. Suggestions for additional prompts are welcome. Any applicable warnings will be at the start of each story.

Having been offended by Red Alert’s paranoid behaviour one too many times, Sam, Mikaela, and Miles decide to play a little prank on the resident Security Director, but end up getting more than they bargained for... Crackfic, some minor slash.

TF:A - Now that Starscream cannot be killed, Megatron decides that he wants him back. How? By asking Starscream for his hand in marriage! Complete.

G1 or Movieverse: Ratchet has no idea. A double drabble featuring Ratchet and Wheeljack in their younger days.

When love knows no boundaries it can be stronger than death. And sometimes, even stronger than undeath. Post TF:TM Implied ProwlxJazz. Loosely inspired by the Soul Reaver series.

Transformers Animated: Takes place within the "Fistful of Energon" episode. Focuses on Prowl's addiction to upgrades/modifications. COMPLETE!

A series of oneshots describing seperate stages in their strange relationship. IronhideXChromia but of course, OptimusXElita. The rating will eventually go up. :D

Goodnight, sweet prince and may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. When Jazz is killed by the Decepticons, Prowl and the Autobots must try to move on. But some new seekers are making their lives difficult. Is the past coming back to haunt them all?

G1. Soundwave learns why Bluestreak’s chosen designation in English is Bluestreak. Prompt from the Transformers Random Pairing Generator: Soundwave/Bluestreak/Mouth

Jazz is not pleased with his bondmate Prowl ignoring him in favour of his duties. So he decides to teach Prowl a little lesson. Prowl/Jazz slash.

A teleportation accident lands Thundercracker and Skywarp in a weird alternate universe. Now Thundercracker must face the most terrifying creatures of all... fangirls.

G1/BW One-Shot Poking around the Ark often yields odd things that can't quite be explained...

For Scorponok the road from Decepticon assassin to trusted Autobot isn't exactly a smooth one. Ficlets set in the same continuity as my oneshot "Replacement". Not posted in chronological order. Story is COMPLETE!

Part of 28 Trailbreakers. Trailbreaker leads Hound down the path to the perfect prank.

G1 - Bluestreak has one of those pesky life-altering weeks. The Twins aren't helping, really, but at least they're something of a distraction. Chapter 4 now up.

G1: There are many types of love. The love of a brother, of friends and of a lover. Some are fulfilling, some bittersweet but all are essential in this crazy thing we call living. Because without love, what would be the point?

Those with vision needed it to see. .o Animated. JazzxProwl SLASH o.

The picture a perfect family torn apart. G1, ProwlxJazz, Bluestreak, AU. Betaed by Okami Myrrhibis

G1: When Sunstreaker onlines in the med-bay after a hard night of partying, he discovers something is afoot. And why the slag was Ratchet smiling at him like that? April Fool's Day fic.

G1: Skyfire, surveying the aftermath of a recent skirmish, espies a forgotten straggler. Implied slash.

G1: Skyfire, disabled from a too-close encounter with the 'cons, waits for an ending. Implied slash.

G1: Sometimes the thing you want the most is right under your nose and sometimes you find them in the most unexpected of places. Slash: Red Alert/Inferno, Jazz/Prowl

G1: Hound is worried that Mirage is ashamed by their relationship and decides to take matters into his own hands. Sequel to Works in Mysterious Ways. Slash: Hound/Mirage, Jazz/Prowl

G1: It started out as an offer of friendship. Then, two mechs who had nothing in common realized there was more to friendship and caring than just what was on the outside. And from a common friendship, something more begins to arise. Slash: Hound/Mirage.

G1: Mix five dinobots, one medic and an engineer and what do you get? Five confused dinobots, one enraged medic and a horrified engineer.

G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?

2007 movie. More than one alien species has visited the Earth. A close encounter of the fourth kind.

Crackfic, Ratchet, the Twin Terrors, and Toaste

A quartet in eight parts for the prowwlxjazz lj Christmas challenge based around the 4 advent candles. Chap 1.5: What did Jazz & Prowl do to annoy Prime so badly and how will the twins react to Prowl in chains?

Orion Pax, Ariel, and Dion know they're not living life to the fullest. But when Pax chased that train, he couldn't have known that he what he was really chasing was a romantic, destiny given future...M for serious Pax and Ariel moments! Oneshot.

The Autobots celebrate Christmas with friends, new and old! Jazz is back. Prowl, Wheeljack, and the twins are the first wave of Autobots that have arrived to earth. Christmas tree, mistletoe, and snowball fights are just the beginning! -On Hiatus-

Jetfire and Starscream centric! A lab blows up, Megatron almost blows up, Starscream has a girlfriend, and yes, there is high grade.

G1, sort-of-slash - Prowl and Sideswipe get sent, in disguise, on a mission to Cybertron...but when they come back, they make a little detour after reporting to Prime, and Ratchet's collection of blackmail material grows exponentially.

G1. It all started with a can of wax... Feedback Welcome!

Jazz and Prowl have danced around their feelings and each other for centuries, an overheard conversation prompts Prowl to end the dance.

[G1] On a mission to trail and survey Autobot movements, Starscream discovers at least one reason to tolerate humans...and he gets an air freshener out of it. [Oneshot]

Optimus forgets his and Elita's anniversary...and she understandably flips.

*Movie Verse 07 AU* - A fun offshoot of the Thundercracker fic, Ronin. This centers around an email Bumblebee sends to everyone at the Autobot base and what they all write in return. Humor abounds!

*Movie Verse 07 AU* - A bittersweet emotional tale about Bluestreak and the intricate, complicated relationship he forms with a human named Kate.

Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.

G1, S2 - Inferno, Air Raid and Snarl are stuck in a swamp with a radio jammer.

The Cassettes have a choice: babysit a sickly Ratbat or suffer the wrath of Soundwave... OK, what were the options again?

G1, Humour. Happy Ratchet plus new Something equals Very Bad. Rated for minor cursing

The season to be jolly is making our hanyou friend very unjolly. Kagome is driving him crazy! Who to turn to? Why not her mother?

Crossover Warning. G1, contains a gun and a very cranky CMO.

One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.

[G1] The humans think it's finally time to teach the Autobots about the biggest Earth festival in the Western world. Prime and some others... have their doubts.

[G1] Ironhide is feeling old, and being unable to catch Wheeljack's gadget thief is not helping. Please 'Read & Review!

AU. Padmé has survived and after four years as Vader, Anakin surfaces. He begins a journey back into himself. Padmé finds a way to help him. There will be happy endings for all. Eventually. Story complete.

An interjection between the canon and all those postcanon, solidYami and Bakura stories out there. It's the living's duty to help the dead move on, but if the dead don't think they should...

G1 Finally some new fic. From the meme going around in LJ, here are 28 Skyfires. These are listed alphabetically except where a plotline is involved then it's chronological for the story. Rated K to T for SkyfirexStarscream slash and implied slash.

G1. Inferno thinks Red Alert works too hard. RxI and PxJ. my first TF submission, oneshot.

Inuyasha, crushed by rejection, finds comfort in a letter from classmate Kagome Higurashi. What new beginnings does this relationship have in store for heartbroken Inuyasha? A long one shot, AU. M for dirty mouths.

G1, short story. Sometimes it's the little things in life that one does for another, taking up their own time, that confirms a friendship. Bluestreak after a battle.

When Batman does not report in for a week, Superman goes to visit Wayne Manor. What happens next is events that the Man of Steel wished would never repeat itself.

[G1] Good things come in pairs. And where there's one, the other is bound to be close by...

G1. Prowl, forced into having a day off, has no idea what to do with himself.

(G1) The Autobots take to the theatre to put on a play for a children's home... Insanity ensues... All Transformers property of HasTak.

(G1) After a little teleportation accident, Bluestreak, Prowl and Skywarp find themselves face-to-face with a certain (in)famous pirate... A G1 crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean, and winner of the 2004 Crossover Challenge

AU IK Oneshot. He was trained for one purpose, and that was to find a miko to bring the Shikon no Tama to his people. First he had to get to know her, earn her trust, and make her willing do to anything for him. If his mission succeeded, she'd die for him

Just what did happen to Inu-Yasha during those fifty years? And who is this Death person, anyway? Complete oneshot. [Revised]

Beachcomber and Tracks discover the nasty secret behind Christmas legend.