Your base eyes now survey the words of Nathaniel Marmalde, a gentleman, I must say, of exemplary tact, poise, and joie de vivre. Words and language are my plaything,s prose and poetry my stock and trade. I exhibit a most curious penchant for lesbian sexuality, a love for jazz music, and a soft spot for Luna Lovegood. Grandiose theatrics butter my life's bread. Au revoir, plebian! May my whimsy entertain thee.