"Hi! Welcome to the OAS! I'm J. Let me give you the grand tour." You are led to a room full of computers, some with people using them. "This is our members room, where all of us gather to discuss new stories. We currently need more, so try to help us recruit!" You are then led to a room with lots and lots of paper. There is a girl with a ponytail and glasses sitting in the middle of the stacks, writing with... is that a quill? "This is Isabelle. She's a co-founder with TG. She's also our writer, along with whoever else wants the job. As you can see, it's very tedious. Next, you enter a smaller side room, also filled with paper and another girl, with shorter hair and no glasses, is reading a Shakespeare book. "This is Solina. She's our poet. She's also in charge of signing new members. You have to sign up with her first." After that, you exit the room, only to enter the room on the other side. There is a yet another girl sitting on a spinning chair, talking on the phone, typing a response to a PM and reviewing a story, all at the same time. "This is TG. She's the main founder of our organization, and is in charge of searching for new members." The girl in the chair turns around and looks at you. "Welcome, to the Organization Against Sues." Now that you've met all of us, you will probably have some questions. Who is the OAS? We are the Organization Against Sues, a multi-fandom group that kill Sues. ^_^ Will your review my story? PM us about it and we'll get back to you on that one. How do I join? PM Solina. She'll take care of that. Put this on your profile page when you become a member: I am a part of the OAS. We hope to gain more members, so join us in the murder of Sues and Stus! The Original Four: TG - that's me, because I'm writing this. I'm the main founder of the OAS, and I'm in charge of looking for potential members. I AM A TERRIBLE AUTHOR. This is a warning to all venturing to my profile. My Review Style: will tell you if your story is really, really lame, or really, really good. I'll give you (mostly) honest feedback, and check your spelling and plot holes. Isabelle - She's co-founder with me, and she's basically our scribe and writer. Review Style: She's supposed to fill this in. Solina - Solina is an anagram of her real name, and she's a part of the Significant Minority, a 39 Clues contest group. She's our poet (free verses, etc.) and in charge of signing new members. Review Style: She's supposed to fill this in. J - She's in charge of advertising (sort of). She's not particularly famous though. Review Style: She's supposed to fill this in. Yeah, that's about it. We kill Sues and Stus with a variety of weapons. I prefer the flamethrower, but the others prefer other stuff. |