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 Author has written 6 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokémon. My name is Calan, but most people know me by ‘Kalon Akarui’, or just Kalon for short. I'm an artist, writer, craftsman, and cosplayer. I'm nothing special, really. Not a super-awesome writer, in my opinion, but I'll post whatever I fart out here, and maybe someone out there will like it ^^; I’ve been drawing since I was 4 and focus mostly on Fantasy in all of my art/writing. I tend to make everything way more complicated than it needs to be and have difficulty filling the minor gaps between the more important bits so I rarely get anything finished. I procrastinate and I like to keep my area in organized chaos. I'm oversensitive, loud, and consider myself obnoxious, but somehow I have tons of friends that I can tell really love me. I need to read more; I never seem to make time for reading. I have an infatuation with wings, keys, antlers, dragons/'critters', and dramatic contrasts. I don't think I have a favorite book series, but I do love The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Claire - oh, the sarcasm. It makes me smile C8. A few fav animes: Hellsing, Vampire Knight, DBZ, Junjo Romantica, Kyo Kara Maoh!, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Full Metal Alchemist, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Host Club, Dears... It goes on for a while like that. My favorite manga is Demon Diary, but my 2nd favorite, Lagoon Engine Einsatz, only came out with 1 volume ;A;... Fav game series: Pokémon & Kingdom Hearts My current fixation is Yu-Gi-Oh! and it'll last for a while. Fav YGO pairings: Bakura x Kaiba Jesse x Jaden Yugi x Malik (Yami Marik) Yami/Atem x Mahad Bakura x Marik Thief King x Ryou Thief King x Kaiba/Seth Kaiba x Malik (Yami Marik) Yugi x Yami/Atem Bakura x Yugi |
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Even In Dreams by Society's Cavity reviews
Darkhearted Damien has been haunting Pip's dreams for nearly nine years, and Pip is bent on ending the nightmare. However, when the two are finally reunited in an explosive encounter, Pip realizes he needs a lot more closure than previously thought.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,298 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
Olive Branch by Courtanie reviews
What's a king to do when his redheaded prize is stolen from him by a poor prince? Why go back after him, of course. SP/Iliad loose cross. Multiple slash pairings and some Stendy.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,710 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Some Boys Are Monsters by Eerily reviews
What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 163,104 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
How to tame a daywalker by stickyfrog reviews
(Step right up! Watch the stoic tame the day walker!) I always do odd pairs so I don't have a name for... Cryle? I felt like writing smut, so I did! Enjoy the PWP.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,250 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
Betrüger by Apollymi reviews
/AU/ Kaiba Seto has never been able to believe anything he hears. Why should Bakura be any different?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,077 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Yami Bakura, S. Kaiba - Complete
Memento by scarylolita reviews
After losing his job at the library, Kyle ends up at the local bar. Drunk and desperate, he agrees to be the mayor's personal assistant. It might not be so bad if the mayor wasn't Eric Cartman. Slash, dark themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,949 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Stan's Gift by Completely Original Pen Name reviews
RATED M FOR REALLY INTENSE LEMON. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. IT IS KYLExSTAN LEMON. AND ITS REALLY INTENSE SO BE CAREFUL. DO NOT LET CHILDREN READ THIS. IN FACT IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 I'D SUGGEST FINDING ANOTHER FIC. ITS REALLY INTENSE LEMON.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Mute by Courtanie reviews
Kenny is fantasizing about getting a hold of Kyle. He just needs to learn to keep those dreams a little less obvious. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,833 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Rarest Lapis Lazuli by StinkulousReddous reviews
Seto Kaiba comes to terms with his past as the Priest, as the gang fights a strengthened Zorc! Switching perspectives told by Seto, Joey and Mokuba. No yaoi. SetoxKisara. Mild curse words, mild SerenityxTristan, YugixTea, KarimxIsis
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,219 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - S. Kaiba, Kisara - Complete
My Hero by StarLightMaker17 reviews
Takes place after Courtanie's Unmasked. What happens with Kyle and Mysterion? Read to find out! Warning; lemon and rated M for a reason! KXM fluff and some angst! Hope you like it, Courtanie!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Kyle B., Mysterion - Complete
Unmasked by Courtanie reviews
He watches over our town, but apparently he's honed in on my own life more than everyone elses'. He wants to protect me, but won't let me see behind his mask. My mind says not to trust him, my heart says otherwise. AU, Kyle/Mys slash, M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,342 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Mysterion - Complete
Scream for Me by Courtanie reviews
It's Kenny's birthday. What better way to spend it than with a bad scary movie and the opportunity to feel up Kyle?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Distracting by Mandolina Lightrobber reviews
Not all distractions are bad. Not every confrontation is about winning. Bruno/Yuusei.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Bruno, Yūsei F. - Complete
Alive by MurderKarp reviews
Ryou wants to rid himself of the spirit of the ring, and sees death as the only way to do it. Tendershipping Ryou x Bakura One-shot. Almost Suicide fic. Rated for Language and content. Somewhat fluffy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/22/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Spare me your Pity by Courtanie reviews
Kenny's desperate, but proud and secretive of it. Kyle knows him better than that; he's determined to make sure that Kenny comes out on top in the end.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Caring can lead to something more by KeHaaProductions reviews
Bakura gets hurt and Yugi feels responsible to get him home and take care of him. But when Yugi catches a cold, the roles are reversed and Bakura learns that there's nothing wrong with accepting and giving help. Kleptoshipping, Yaoi, fluff and lemon ;D
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Bakura - Complete
Technically Screwed by queenhelba reviews
Screwdriver!/Bruno - XXX/Kink!Fic - Bruno reacquaints himself with...himself and a screwdriver finds an unconventional yet pun-worthy use.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bruno - Complete
Schadenfreude by Creature of Habit reviews
When is an innocent lick not an innocent lick? Oh, Marik. What will we ever do with you!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
To The Victor Go The Spoils by Katya Noctis reviews
Seto Kaiba is obsessed with his drive to best the King of Games, no matter what the cost. However, he doesn't stop to think of just what that cost might be. Mild Puzzleshipping, maybe some twisted/one-sided Prideshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,212 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Triple Trouble by Ki-chanForPresident reviews
A one, and a two, and three! They all want to grab me! I'm feeling so shaky! What's this? There's more than one? ...more than one Axel! - PWP
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sweat by Ninjabelle reviews
“You and I... how will this work” Marik didn’t bother opening his eyes before whispering “It doesn’t work... that’s why it works... and if you can understand that, my dear Bakura, then we shall do just fine…” Psychoshipping One-shot rated M for Yaoiness.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
That Day by Sailor Moonac reviews
After a series of dangerous events that almost led to the world's destruction, Judai and Johan meet again in time for Judai's graduation and their last farewell. Sequel to Until That Day. Yaoi: Judai x Johan. Series Finale spoilers.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Johan A./Jesse A., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Question Time Reload by Koneko Cain reviews
Yet more Question Time, because it wouldn't die. Marik, Bakura and Seto discover doujinshi, and Ryou tries to go on a date.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 2/4/2006
Slither by Koneko Cain reviews
Seto and Yami Bakura find themselves trapped underground after an earthquake.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Yami Bakura, S. Kaiba
Where Angels by Apollymi reviews
It's been two years since Atemu went into the Afterlife. Now the past is coming back to haunt them... in an unexpected way.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,922 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2007 - S. Kaiba, Yami Bakura - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by Koneko Cain reviews
Eclipse is forced to play truth or dare, and Erutis seems intent on making him jump Raenef. Will he? What do YOU think? Complete.
Demon Diary - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,461 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Eclipse, Raenef V - Complete
Vodka by Koneko Cain reviews
Sequel to Sandwich. The tournament has turned into a drinking party, and Bakura is trying to make Seto jealous.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Yami Bakura, S. Kaiba - Complete
Brave New World by Koneko Cain reviews
Complete. Seto Kaiba has a deal to make with Yami Bakura. All the thief wants is to go back to the Ring, but to do that he has to die.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Yami Bakura, S. Kaiba - Complete
Feline Empathy by Koneko Cain reviews
Bakura is asleep on the couch. How can Yami resist? Yaoi, YamiBakura.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Yami Yūgi, Yami Bakura
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Questionable Existence reviews
Ryou creates an alternate personality, Bakura, to protect himself from his father's abuse. Bakura struggles to figure out if he exists at all and finds friendship for he and his light in the walls of the Kaiba mansion.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,522 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Yami Bakura, S. Kaiba
The West Class reviews
Otis journeys to uncover Sazandora's missing past, only to discover his friend wasn't the broken angel he believed him to be... Will Otis be able to save Sazz from himself, or will Sazz's instability prove too much to overcome?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Haxorus/Ononokus, Hydreigon
A New Day, A New Problem reviews
Without Atem there to protect him, Yugi was nothing short of a lamb ready to be sheared. Ryou couldn't protect him forever. The only question now was which yami would get the information they wanted first…
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Yami Marik, Yūgi M.
Questionable Existence: Stormfront reviews
Bakura seeks shelter under Kaiba's bed-sheets when a storm-front hits Domino. Antagoshipping fluff!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Yami Bakura, S. Kaiba - Complete
Questionable Existence: The Sleepover reviews
The Ishtar twins spend the night with the Mutou twins while their grandfather's out of town. Will Yugi and Yami survive the blondes, or will Malik and Marik prove too much?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Yami Marik, Yūgi M. - Complete
Punishment reviews
Ryou is used to waking up to violence, injury, and an empty stomach, but what he doesn't expect to wake up to is a disgruntled Kaiba. How will he manage to fix what his Yami has done? -Angst and fluff, ahoy!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2010 - R. Bakura, S. Kaiba