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 Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Sailor Moon, Evangelion, Harry Potter, Girls und Panzer/ガールズ&パンツァー, Familiar of Zero, and Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha. the awsome thing about that, it's true From: [REDACTED] To: Dr. Clef Subject: [DATA EXPUNGED] Clef, [REDACTED]. You need to accept responsability for [DATA EXPUNGED] or [REDACTED]. If [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] if you found that funny... don't copy it, make one of your own! quotes "All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."-Chesty Puller "Great. Now we can shoot at those bastards from every direction"-Chesty Puller "We’re surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them."-Chesty Puller "Where do you put the bayonet?"-Chesty Puller upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time "Justice is blind; but she uses sonar and carries a .50 Barrett" - me, thinking about justice "The OPLAN never survives initial contact." - many commanders throughout history | |||||||
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Underneath the Underneath by Crazy Hyper Lady reviews
"Quick question," Kakashi started again, "Why do your teammates think you're a boy, Naruto-chan?" he raised his visible eyebrow. The adventures of Uzumaki Naru! Yes, that does mean fem!naru. Butterfly-effect AU-ness starting from academy graduation. Chunin exam test 3 Prelims in progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,871 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Sensha-dō Shinobi by BackwardsHazard reviews
AU Earth and GuP. History changes and the world is plunged into war, chased away from their homeland by Axis forces, the spirit stone infused Dukh Soldat of Soviet Russia escape across unknown seas to the Naruto continent. Lead by Katyusha and Nonna, how will these warriors and their tanks fare against the Naruto world? GuP x Naruto x (small)Broken Sky cross. M to be safe
Crossover - Naruto & Girls und Panzer/ガールズ&パンツァー - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,136 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013
Hold My Hand by BonesBoy15 reviews
A dojutsu lost to the past finds its way back to Konoha to the last remaining TRUE Uzumaki. The outcome may change Naruto and Konoha, but at least our blonde won't be alone in the matter. SakuraBashing! NaruTayu BlindNaruto R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,256 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 9,116 - Follows: 4,248 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 193 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Unexpected Love by JPMod reviews
Love can pop up unexpectedly with someone you least imagine to fall for. NaruTen. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,960 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - [Naruto U., Tenten] - Complete
Redux 1: The Watchman by Someone072 reviews
After a brush with the new street drug "White Rabbit", Gar Logan sets out on a journey of self-discovery and vengeance, facing the dark underworld of Jump City. From the ashes of the "Beast Boy" arises The Watchman. Rated M for a reason. (Chapters 1 through 28 revised 8/14/2017)
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 195,785 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Beast Boy - Complete
Into the Darkness by Harold Genhi reviews
An after story of the challenges that faces Commander Shepard after he severs his ties with Cerberus. The galaxy is still in danger, and an enemy that the Galaxy has never seen, or at least acknowledges to have never seen, is hiding in the darkness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 101 - Words: 235,144 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
John and the Dragon Rider by Silent Archangel reviews
A sequel to Halo 3, with a slight twist. Arbiter and the Chief is transported into the world of Eragon. Now they must try to survive long enough to brag about their guns, and blow up some of the Empire's pathetic cannon fodder. Non-canon/bordering crack.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,388 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter - Complete
Too Young by still too old for this reviews
30 Years in the future. Garfield Logan is dying. The Titans and his family gather at the end to bid him farewell and wonder at the long, unusual relationship he had with Raven, his wife.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Shinobi OneHalf by Innortal reviews
A betrayal at a shrine, tossed into a new world to be saved. What does this line of destiny have in store for Ranma and Nabiki.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,879 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 4/8/2007
Puppet Master by 3OfAKind reviews
Beast Boy has found the perfect way to get Raven to laugh! By becoming a vintriliquist with the help of his Achmed puppet. But unfortuanately, talent is not his strong suit, so Falcon makes the doll come alive!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Honeymoon Mission by The Mother Rose reviews
Sarutobi is at his wits end with team seven. Each one of the members are doing their level best to avoid their own duties and destinies and he's tired of it. Come see him solve his problems.Light-hearted for me. Female Naruto/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,223 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dark Superman by Mors101 reviews
A new vigilante appears and challenges the Titans' basic assumptions. He eyes Beast Boy as most willing to believe him and become the Dark Superman.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 313 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
The Many Faces of Jarlaxle by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
A series of unrelated shorts exploring different sides of Jarlaxle's character. The mysterious drow mercenary's complexity shown in an attempt to pick it apart and analyze it.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,468 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Jarlaxle
The More Things Change by eumonigy reviews
[RvB] The war's over, and everything changes for Church. Or does anything change at all?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Red vs Blue: You Have a WHAT in your Pocket? by Maverick Hunter Cyros reviews
The inhabitants of Blood Gulch have been through the worst situations, haven't they? WRONG! Things get crazier than ever when they find themselves stuck on unknown planet surrounded by children and tamed monsters. A RvB Pokémom crossover.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 12/1/2006
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Red Moon by Fire reviews
The enemies are the same, the Sailors are the same (mostly). So why is Luna so afraid that they will not bring back the Moon Kingdom?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,622 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/19/2001 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts
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Zero Containment reviews
Louise summons SCPs from containment.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2013
Tea, Tanks and Love reviews
What are Orange Pekoe and Darjeeling to each other? Friends, comrades, or something more? Only time may tell.
Girls und Panzer/ガールズ&パンツァー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Darjeeling, Orange Pekoe
Red Devil reviews
Nanoha-trained Hermione, may God help them all. A oneshot that I wish I knew where it came from
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto Genisis Evangelion reviews
Naruto has some interesting DNA... and it has interesting results when the right circumstances come about.
Crossover - Evangelion & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Adam, Naruto U. - Complete
Zehi, Amai Shi reviews
Sailor Moon, written with the same thoughts ad emotions as Evangelion.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts
The Remains reviews
The Sage of Six Paths left something in his tombm something horrible, something that could doom Humanity, something that defies nature at it's very core.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Orochimaru, Obito U. - Complete
Operator
Sequal to That Man. Naruto has recieved a message, and now he must deal with the Thin White Duke, and either defeat it, drive it off, or die, maybe even along with others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Containment Failure reviews
WARNING: SCP-682 HAS ECSAPED CONTAINMENT. TASK FORCE CODENAMED "SIX PATHS" IN ROUTE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
That Man reviews
Sasuke Uchiha, he has lied for all his life about "That Man." In fact, just what he was referring to was far more horrible than anything ever know to a ninja, peel bak the lies with his final words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete