Eileen kept his boy's identity secret from everyone, even Severus himself. She taught him how to hide and how to survive. Now, years after her death, everything starts to unravel. The story starts at the time of 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban'. Creature Severus Snape, Elves.

Rabastan/Harry. The only way Harry can get free of those who wish to use him is to agree to an already made betrothal contract created by Dorea Black-Potter. Will this simple thing change the course of Harry's predestined future? Will he remain neutral or will he turn dark after he learns everything Dumbledore's done? Will there be a wedding in future for Rabastan and Harry?

In which a Mother's prayer is answered, a child's birthright is not denied to him, and his life is forever changed as a result. Features a more confident Izuku, a slightly nicer Bakugo, and a certain No. 2 Hero taking an interest. Rated M for language, violence, and safety purposes.

Kakashi was content with his life, content with his death. Until of course, he wasn't dead. Kakashi, now known as Kaminari, must now survive a world full of heroes. And naturally, things don't go quite to plan. bnhaxnaruto crossover cross-posted on ao3

Abandoned at ten & exiled to Beauxbatons at eleven, Harmony Potter has been all but forgotten about. But in October 1997 James Potter will have to learn that out of mind can no longer mean out of sight. The Triwizard Tournament is heading for Hogwarts & so is Harmony. This time she's going to make damn sure he can't dismiss her existence so easily Fem!Harry & Swearing Slow Snarry

NOT a cross-over, but a retelling of the Transformers story set in a more Game of Thrones styled society, where your station in life is dictated by the hot spot that spawned you. The lives of a disgruntled miner from Tarn, a belligerent gladiator from Simfur, ambitious royals, a newborn foundling, and many others interweave to give rise to the worlds and the war we all know.

Darkmount has fallen, but the battle is far from over. Jack and Miko are still in the brutal clutches of the Decepticons, and Raf has yet to master the power of a Prime. As the Civil War reaches its breaking point, loyalties will be tested. And an ancient species will rise... Sequel to Metempsychosis! Coauthored with Rian Moeru!

Jasper's been attacked, the kids and their friends have been kidnapped, what's going to happen to them. (Rated M for cursing cybertronian and any other) Gonna be parts from the Movies G1 and of course Prime.

Follow Rodrick, grandson of Gellert Grindelwald, as he struggles with his own identity in a world both magical and dangerous. Will he ever be able to step out of his grandfather's shadow? Maybe if nobody finds out his family name in the first place. Though, of course, having a Grindelwald's morales doesn't make things any easier. Disclaimer: J.K Rowling owns Harry Potter.

YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.

Sanguinius dies but The Emperor salvages his dead son's soul, or at least as much of it as possible and send it to Remnant. 10.000 years later Jaune Arc is born and he grows up wishing to become a hero. Pity that The Emperor's soul-salvaging plans didn't quite work out. See how the young knight deals with mutations, personal issues, love, duties and old memories of a dead Primarch.

For every scenario, there's more than one outcome. Arcee did not escape MECH as quickly, meaning June doesn't survive her encounter with Airachnid. Silas, after seeing a spark firsthand, implements a new approach to Project CHIMERA, and through MECH, Jack is changed in ways no one thought possible. The result? War between the Autobots and Decepticons will never be the same.

As Shirou was dragged into the hole left behind by the grail, the grail itself reaches out to him, acknowledging him as the true winner of the Fifth Holy Grail war. His wish of becoming a Hero is closer to being granted than he originally thought. Now in a world where being a Hero is a feasible profession, will he become a true ally of justice?

A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.

What if Sakura unintentionally develops a personality similar to Uchiha Obito's? How would Kakashi feel upon seeing her wear his goggles? What if Kakashi mentors Sakura out of nostalgia for his old teammate, and she learns the chidori instead of Sasuke? What would happen when Tobi finds out? (Not a time travel/self insert but follows & changes Naruto storyline. DARK plot/adventure)

After a thousand years of running from Alagaesia, Divine Grace brings Eragon's path back to Du Weldenvarden in search of the one he thought he had long forgotten... (Arya/Eragon), Mentions of (Murtagh/Nasuada). Heartbroken Ice Queen Arya/Lonely God Eragon.

(AU) Chroma was the lone wolf among the Tenno. One day, fate (Lotus) decides that it was time that he started being a team player. However, after his first team mission though he finds himself getting, in his opinion, uncomfortably close to his female teammates as well as becoming the Stalker #1 target. Just what is in store for the Dragon Tenno?

A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong.

Reincarnating with the gamer interface was all a part of the plan, being reborn as Ron Weasley not so much. It was something I could work with, sure. Magic is great! But as I would soon learn, it had the tendency of introducing a plethora of other issues.

At the end of the Fourth Great Ninja War, death is all that awaits for Madara Uchiha. But fate wanted something else. Now, in a new world where the Chakra was replaced by Magic, the shinobi will have a second chance. Eventually, he will realize that this world is as rotten as the previous one. No matter where...the worlds demand the awakening of a new God...

A man wakes in Earth Bet with the body of a Saiyan, and is immediately crushed by a boulder thrown by a false angel. Gonna need a Senzu for that one...

After many vorns since Soundwave had deleted his emotions from his core programming, his well organized, efficient and fairly simple life becomes dramatically disrupted by a sudden, unexplained return of the capability to have feelings and empathy. Unexpectedly he finds himself in a situation that he would not have imagined in his wildest dreams.

Midoriya is a kind boy able to turn into a mass of tentacles and teeth. Whether this is his quirk or if he is an eldritch abomination from beyond space is debatable. Despite being a nightmare made flesh he has the drive to be a hero. Even if his classmates are trying to banish him to the outer realms, or worship him as a god.

In life, the only certain thing that applies to us is death. We cannot escape it. We cannot outrun it. It is a fate that finds us all. However, He plays chess. And you don't find out until too late that He's been playing with two queens all along.

Reincarnation. Lovely. At least I have a a powerful Kekkei Genkai and foreknowledge on my side. I want to live to age 30, but nooooo; it has to be a fighting anime with Doomsday plan in motion! Kakashi is a Troll, Shisui can't deal, I'm stalked by an eldritch-ish Aburame and Itachi crashes on my couch now. Say bye-bye to canon! SI Kimimaro. Angst mild/none. No slash pairings

Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the pure-blood bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth.

It's always Deku or one of the kids that go back in time to fix things. It's always the children that bare the burden, that remember the horrors that required such drastic measures to overcome...But what if it was Enji? (TimeTravel AU, co-written with Northpeach, Enji gets to be GOOD DAD)

When Jack wakes up on board the Nemesis, it would have been the worst nightmare. If it had been just that. Not only does he know that he should be dead from old age, but he seems to have also been transported back in time, is in another timeline and also in the wrong body. Because he woke up being Megatron himself. Now, why is Soundwave and Shockwave a bit distressed as well?

Cybertron is a bustling Utopia, with very little eventful happenings. The last moment of true excitement was the arrest of known activist Megatronus, who was sentenced to life imprisoned due to threatening the High Council. The world is normal...or is it? Orion Pax feels that something is wrong in this perfect world and goes searching for the truth. Will he find his destiny?

[collaboration with the-enigma-machine] Sonic has always been the fastest thing alive—that is, until one encounter with Dr. Eggman changes everything. Now permanently transformed into a werehog, even in sunlight, Sonic feels like he has nothing left. Though, soon after, Sonic suddenly finds that the one who understands him most might just be Metal Sonic.

Pulled from the brink of death by a mysterious old man, Madara now finds himself in a new world, free to finally choose his own fate and destiny. However, now that he's encountered the Overlord of Death, Ainz Ooal Gown, his path will inexorably lead to conflict, no matter what path he chooses. (On Temporary Hiatus.)

Life is short, memory shorter. A man quite literally lost to time wakes up in a world long moved on from him. How does one recover from the time spent buried in the depths of Tartarus? How does one cope with the things one must do? But most importantly, how does one repair something never meant to have broken? Currently undergoing rewrite.

When the Avengers learn of a new form of energy, they are sent out to discover what is causing it. What they find will change everything thing they think they know about their world. With Thor calling Jack a god, they must discover the truth before the world falls at the hand of a rising evil. There is just one problem, Jack can't remember who he is. Way to go Hulk...

After witnessing a mech refused medical aid because of his class, Ratchet turned his back on everything he once knew, instead becoming the Elite that dared to change his place in an effort to fix what he knew was wrong. Little did he realize that walking into the small medbay would violate the very laws of society and threaten the dangerous, violent mechs he calls brothers.

Returned from Tartarus, Perseus, the first demigod, causes shockwaves across Olympus. His younger half-brother, Theseus, is destined to be the child of the Great Prophecy, but Perseus has never been a man to let fate dictate the future. While he has allies amongst the Gods, there are still those who wish to see him gone, no matter the cost. Immortal!Percy AU.

After laying defeated at the hands of Naruto and Sasuke, Madara speaks one last time with his friend and his life fades away. He awakens in an unfamiliar world after being reincarnated into another life. Perhaps this time, he will live differently than before.

AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.

When a wave of cybermatter is unleashed during the Omega Lock's destruction and Jack, Miko, and Raf are cyberformed, what will happen? Will they be captured by the Decepticons or will the Autobots keep them safe? HIATUS!

Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)

Part 5 of Akatsuki!Kiba. A mission to find and capture Kabuto goes south, and Kiba has to decide what's worth sacrificing for the sake of his mission.

...because you can't simply use Tsukuyomi on a bloody seven-year-old and not expect serious consequences.

Co-authored with Rian Moeru. Slash. AU. Offered a chance to change the past, Jack is sent back to the Golden Age of Cybertron to prevent the war from ever happening. Once there, bad luck strikes and he winds up in a mining facility, but ends up meeting a very familiar miner…(Permanently discontinued here. Rian Moeru will be taking over with updates)

It's a truth universally acknowledged that Hermione Granger and Severus Snape hate each other ... and the staff of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry like to take bets on just how much. HG/SS

AU. They are synonymous with death to all who cross them. The best the Autobot forces have. And it mostly started with one crazy saboteur and a tactician who won't lose, no matter what. FINALLY FINISHED!

The Guardians discover that, outside of Earth, many races actually worship Jack as a God. Meanwhile, the Avengers deal with the implications that come with an almighty spirit, otherworldly religions, and the revalation that Santa is real.

A man well suited to being a shinobi is reincarnated into the Naruto world at a key stage in its history, not knowing what is to come how will his actions inadvertently effect the future. OC-insert

Primeverse AU. All Ratchet wanted was a vacation, a visit with the kids, and some time to himself. He finds out a terrible truth instead.

Beneath the Golden City of Iacon, unsightly reminders of the past are condemned to eternal night. The red mech is just one of countless denizens of the undercity: a scrap harvester, a veteran... and, most importantly, a survivor. In a world that has erased the very purpose he was built to serve, he will do whatever it takes to rise.

The Decepticons changed the rules when they used Jack, Miko, and Raf to steal the Omega Keys. Only when the Omega Lock's destruction has horrible consequences, it will change the entire war... Coauthored with Rian Moeru!

Sometimes people need a second chance to things right. And now Madara Uchiha the legendary ghost of the Uchiha was given such a golden opportunity. How will this affect the world of DxD? Well, read and find out. OC-ish less dark and evil Madara.

In the early days, being Uchiha Sasuke was taking on a role, wearing a mask. That is, until Sasuke chose to embrace who he was instead of clinging to the maybe-before he had vague recollections of. This is life; what choice is there but to live it? But, hell. It would be nice if life were easier to predict. (OC/SI as Sasuke) (Sequel to Transposed)

There's only so much the mind can take before it breaks down, turns off and shatters. SI-ish!Reincarnated Male!OC, Heavy AU in future chapters.

[HG/SS] Halloween is coming to Hogwarts, and George has prepped the perfect tricks for the holiday for all the students. When the tricks seem to have gone pear-shaped, the mystery of a series of strange transformations seems to fall in George's lap. But was it really George? If so, why? If not, then who did? AU, EWE, Post-War, Complete and Utter Crack [COMPLETE]

He was created to be one of the greatest tacticians Cybertron has ever seen. He was destined to become Second in Command of the Autobots; a friend, tactical advisor and confidant to Optimus Prime. Every story, every life, is made up of a series of turning points that set the course for the future. Prowl's journey from Lead Decepticon Tactician to Autobot SIC is no different.

From a tumblr post by accio-shitpost: "i wanna see a muggle who goes stealth among wizards purely by having a ridiculous aesthetic." Zinnia, a bisexual Australian nurse, moves into the home of late Great Aunt who lived near the Weasleys shortly after the events of the Battle of Hogwarts. Molly Weasley decides to be a good neighbour to the new "witch" in town. That's how it starts.

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

"Time is an enhancement of Being. Never before has it been altered, and never again shall it." So says he who utters unto Eragon Shadeslayer his eternal destiny; the winds of time, wrought by magic, transfix and envelop those in their path. A Rider and his dragon, now bound to Middle-Earth, with the hidden knowledge that they have a Fellowship to aid, and a Dark Lord to destroy.

Walking into the ruined throne room of Olympus, Percy can't help but think about what is to come. A meeting with the demigods from his past allows him to delve into his reasons for war. One-Shot sequel to This Means War.

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Allen Walker doesn't exist, only Red. Because he never met Mana. So of course, becoming an Exorcist doesn't mean much to him. And if the Noah have a better offer for him, why the hell shouldn't he accept? [Dark!Allen]

Prowl finds life complicated, but it gets even more so when his spark starts getting melted by a young femme, Auri. Worse, Soundwave gets shot down and ends up in ends up in Autobot hands. Add an ex-Decepticon Praxian refugee to the mix, along with Auri's upgrade completion, restive twins, and Prowl's conflict with logic and emotion, and it gets even more fun.

What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.

Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.

Banished to Tartarus by the orders of the Fates, Percy is left to fend for himself, not even having his trusty Riptide at his side. He has ten years before he is to be freed, but beings older than time itself are stirring, leaving only Percy to face off an ancient threat. In order to fight this threat, Percy has to sacrifice who he is, and become someone new. A king. Rewriting!

Part 4 of Akatsuki!Kiba. Kiba swallows and reminds himself that he's an S-rank criminal, that he's a traitor and a killer and there's nothing he won't do if it means preserving his cover.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Breakdown returns to the Nemesis after escaping from MECH. Breakdown questions the motives of higher-ups in the Decepticon fold, and his loyalty to the Decepticons, as a growing sense of disconnect to the 'Con cause begins to fester in his spark. (Complete).

Red—the boy called monster—has an unlikely meeting with the Millennium Earl, he is offered the chance to escape his troubles IF he helps the Earl find the next incarnation of the 14th. What the Earl and the Noah don't know, is that their new family member is the very thing they seek, and has been hiding right under their noses all along. AU

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.

Part 3 of Akatsuki!Kiba. "So," Kiba asks, "what's with the asshole in the basement?"

Part 2 of Akatsuki!Kiba. Now that the frantic terror of killing Danzō, fleeing Konoha, and ending up recruited by Pein is done with, being a missing-nin is a lot more boring than Kiba thought it would be.

Sakura is bullied, a dead kekkei genkai is reborn, and things go a little bit...differently. Mokuton!Sakura

"Ne, ne, Kakashi-sensei, who's the kid? Is she a client? Is she a princess we've been tasked with guarding?" It seemed as though he had finally noticed Ran, but Kakashi held up his hand to halt Naruto's questions. Naruto always jumped to the most ridiculous conclusions when it came to mission clients. "Well, Naruto-kun," he paused for moment, "it appears that she's my daughter."

"Some people just aren't cut out to be heroes, you know?" "I didn't need you to be a hero, I just want you to be my older brother." / It's funny how I'm somehow special enough to be reincarnated in a fictional world, but everything still revolves around Naruto and even I can't fight it. Self-Insert/Anti-hero OC, Rebirth fic. SI-as-Yondaime's son.

Elesis had asked him how he could sleep after all he had done. He remembered laughing. It left a bitter taste in his mouth. "A sleeping pill a day keeps insomnia away." (Raven-centric)

Part 1 of Akatsuki!Kiba. In the aftermath of the Akatsuki's attempt to capture Naruto, Kiba makes a choice. It's not a good one, but someone has to make it, and it may as well be him.

Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.

Have you ever tried putting yourself in someone else's shoes? Well, what if you woke up and found yourself in the sandals of the resident emo, Sasuke Uchiha? What would YOU do? Look no further for action, romance, and sarcastic, sardonic, deadpan humor. Prepare to laugh till your cheeks burn! To all my readers, fans and haters, this series has been rewritten. WARNING: Contains MSG

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

Jack has always felt different. He thought is was because he was an orphan who heard voices. Then he meets a talking motorcycle that turns into a robot. As if things weren't complicated enough. The gardener speaks Cybertronian, a red truck is stalking him, and blue crystals are starting to look edible. What's next? Wings?

The Robert Baratheon who takes the crown in AC 283 is not the man who they expected, nor will he be the king they looked for. Through the eyes of others as the Seven Kingdoms seeks an new balance of power under a new dynasty. (SI).

Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!

Harry remembers his life as Sephiroth. It should make things easier for him, right? But the slightest change can make things so much worse. New and old allies surface, as do current and ancient enemies. But, are the enemies of my enemies my friends? Or are they still enemies? Rated for language, blood, violence, teen awkwardness and anything else that might be in here.

Naruto is hot. Kakashi is losing his mind.

Sequel to Worthy of a Name. Natsume slowly learns to deal with life as a god. An inter-connected vignette series. Gen.

Logic dictates a reason for everything. Sometimes things happen with no valid explanation. Prowl is going to learn this the hard way.

What could be worse than a nightmare? Waking up to discover that it was reality, of course. But after finding out Bellatrix was his mother, discovering that the Death Eater who fathered him was Severus Snape almost came as a relief. Deciding to take up his real identity was easy enough ... actually living it, not so much. AU: After fifth year. Sevitus with a twist.

Cora unknowingly fulfilled her bargain to the Dark One, she bore him a child. However, due to a realm jumper who is desperate for a savior and a couple of memory charms, she's unaware that she was ever pregnant. Fate, however, decides to intervene after Harry Potter's first year.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

Optimus's reproductive protocols get in the way of Megatron trying to beat the scrap out of him, and it turns out to be a lot more difficult trying to fight a mech that wants to clang you, rather than a mech that wants to kill you. G1, Sticky, Dub Con.

Ino finds a head. The head won't shut up. Then she finds the rest of him. Hidan x Ino.

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

Xander and the Scoobies find themselves on the Hellmouth on Halloween. Life will never be the same again for Xander Harris. Dawn will be in this story as a member born into the Summers family. How will the Scoobies cope with the consequences of Halloween. This will also be AU Post Breaking Dawn Twilight Book and Movie Part 2. YAHF

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.

Naruto badgers Sakura into learning his Sexy Jutsu so he can sneak her into his bachelor party. Sakura caves in to find the experience transforming in more ways then one, causing her to question her self-identity, gender and sexuality.

Kidnapped victim or newest recruit, he isn't sure. Either way, Allen now belongs to the Millennium Earl—whether he likes it or not. Allen x Road. Crit, reviews, and flames welcome

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

Soundwave's discovered by a clumsy fembot after almost-but-not-quite escaping from the Shadowzone, and chaos ensues. TF:P continuity but uses characters from the entire Transformers universe. Soundwave/Femme!Jolt. Slipstream/Starscream. Prowl/Red Alert. Megatron/Thunderblast. Astrotrain/OC!

There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)

Prowl's been putting on a bit of weight lately, but don't worry. The Constructicons have him on a diet.

Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?

AU. Xander Harris went as something else for Halloween. A figure shrouded in legend and myth, but remembered incorrectly only through media. Now, because of the changes to his choices the costume influenced, the PTB want him dead. Their lackey was barely able to do that, banishing from the world, but was interfered with by two gods. Now in PJ world, how will this new Xander act?

Sakura wakes up after her disastrous Chuunin exam match and starts re-evaluating. But nothing would have really changed, if Akatsuki hadn't come to Konoha early.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

With news that Optimus is alive and held captive by the Decepticons, the team needs to do anything they can to reach the fortress and free their leader. But dark forces are in play as Megatron welcome a key player into the fold. Will Team Prime succeed? Jack x Arcee Pairing. (Editing by FictionFan1024) COMPLETE!

AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Because of an odd letter, Harry is raised not with the Dursleys, but in Konoha. Years later, Uchiha Obito discovers just how strange and mysterious his past truely is when he and his team discover the existance of Magic, as well as a mysterious school...(Under Revision)

Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.

When you're an unnamed drone among an army of identical cannon fodder, what's holding your allegiance there?

Hermione and Snape are the unwitting victims of an impulsively cast spell. Now they are soul-bound and desperate to get out of it. But fate conspires to make sure their souls seek each other out on a nightly basis—will they find love? Or will they fight it, and each other, every step of the way? Rated M for suggestive themes; AU

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Post "Predacons Rising". Ultra Magnus and Knock Out battle. Via paperwork. In TRIPLICATE.

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

Seek Guidance; Hurl Lightning Spear. Everything starts to make sense. Praise the motherf &*ing sun.

DOTM AU: Two years after the events of Dark of the Moon, Barricade requires assistance. He finds a nice Autobot and asks for help politely.

Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.

Nothing caged, be it man or beast, stays that way forever. Slash. HP/RR

Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.

When I met the Autobots, I considered them like family. Brothers, sisters, and fathers that I never had. My feeling? Turns out it's more right than I knew at that time...but I can't tell them or any human. My mom says that if the world found out what I am, it'd reject me. But what can you do...when you're the son of Optimus Prime and Elita One? My name? Well, you already know it.

The Ministry won't let Hermione Granger take her NEWTs, so how's a witch supposed to find a decent job? Severus Snape is an acknowledged war hero, but no one will to do business with him. In order to make a living, the two decide to try their luck in the Muggle world in very unusual occupations. Then one day their paths cross... the rest, as they say, is history.

Tragedy strikes. Goku makes a promise that he intends to keep no matter the cost. Goku/Marron; dark themes

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

This was a request from Mrs. BumbleBee! Wrote it for her cuz she's just too darn sweet! Vector Sigma gave Jack a gift. Now poor Jack is stuck as a femme-like mech, with Knockout, Breakdown and other 'cons flirting with him! Poor Jack! Warning, has yaoi! Don't like? Then don't read!

!ON HOLD! There's more to Jackson Darby than meets the eyes. Captured along with Agent Fowler during the events of Darkness Rising, Jack meets Starscream, causing him to have visions as he slowly unravels a forgotten past, leaving him with many unanswered questions. How is he seeing these impossible things? Who's Thundercracker? And what does any of it have to do with Starscream?

They hated him. They hated him because he was who he was and that he was where he was because of it. Yes, they hated Prowl. That was, until he was gone. Mentions of slash, violence and death. Slight AU. Prowl glorifying.

Newly minted Hokage Naruto finds he enjoys giving orders to a specific Jounin. But who's playing with who? Rated M for Lemon! Don't like Yaoi, don't read it.

Optimus isn't quite sure what he's done, but Prowl is there and he's ordering him and his finger is pointing, so there is only one thing the Autobot leader can do... Just a cracky little oneshot.

TF3: DOTM - Roller; the cute little scout car belonging to Optimus Prime in the original eighties TV series; never appeared in the Michael Bay 'Transformers' movies, and there's a very good reason for that...

After Mission City, Barricade is left on his own and goes into stasis lock. Waking up he realizes that a family of cats has moved in, and he grows attached to them. When the mother dies he's forced to make a tough decision if he wants the kittens to live (unfinished but marked as complete as I have no current plans to return to it)

A few misconceptions causes the student population of Casper High to take a guess at the mystery that is Danny Fenton.

In which Bumblebee decides to educate the Decepticons on proper etiquette, which may be hard to do from a brig cell. Crack!fic.

"Prowl, it says not to use excessive force"

A wizarding game gets out of hand at 12 Grimmauld Place, when it ensnares two unwitting participants. A story written in two POV's. Read Hermione's POV from LadyOfTheMasque; it is well worth it at ashwinder. Complete. HG/SS pairing

An unexpected act of mercy has far more dangerous repercussions than anyone could have ever imagined. For every day that passes by, a dark secret comes closer to being exposed.

Post '07. Prowl has arrived on Earth and taken his position as SIC. All's well, but Prowl can't help noticing some odd reactions from the humans he speaks to...

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

There was only one thing Jazz thought he had to be worried about when Optimus' SIC retired: getting promoted to that position. He realized too late that he should have been more worried about who would get it if he didn't. Jazz/Prowl SLASH

A story taking the premise of the story "For the Race" and marrying it with Phoenix13's "Male Is as Male Does". Sam becomes a femme, and suddenly finds Optimus has a vested interest in him. From a bunny suggested by Lady Threarah.WARNING: Dubious consent.

Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU

Post-TF07: Sam had never expected an after-school detention to be so- well, weirdly eventful. Then again, what does an angry Megatron want with the boy and a DNA test? ;D

Anakin and Obi-Wan fall in seven stages.

G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.

When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?

Prowl is infamous for being a logical, nigh emotionaless thinker who's better at battle calculations than interpersonal relationships. How he was roped into taking care of the last survivor of Praxus is anyone's guess.

Prowl has decided to let Jazz in on his darkest secret, but can Jazz handle knowing just who Prowl really was? Rated for mentions of violence, to be safe.

A plot device leaves Megatron and Sam in a situation they would do ANYTHING to reverse...

Megatron decided to harass Sam through IM's, he didn't expect for Sam to harass back. Pure humor with, maybe, a dash of plot. There will be oocness as I doubt Megatron would actually do this. Slash warning. Co-written with Marmee Noir.

Hyuuga Neji goes missing nin, which is more complicated than it sounds. Luckily the Uchiha brothers are experts in professional treachery and more than willing to give him tips...whether he wants them or not. /post timeskip/ Sound Village mind f***ery/

The Decepticons weren't only ones that reprogrammed mechs to fill their ranks. The Autobots get their hands on Barricade.

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Only now the arguments are a lot more fun. Sequel to "Undercover."

Why teaching a class of young, would-be ninjas is every teacher's nightmare. Dedicated to poor, long-suffering Iruka.

Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight...

Prowl wakes up in the Autobot workshop, on a strange planet, with no recollection of how he got there. Additionally, he is faced with an odd conundrum: why are his fighting companions treating him like an enemy?

“Well, Master, I think I’ve found the one positive aspect of this situation.” “Which is?” “The Temple won’t have to pay the costs for our funeral pyres.”

MOVIEVERSE POST 2007 MOVIE Optimus Prime made a special movie a very long time ago, and he wishes the universe would forget about it. Chapter 13 It's DONE! It's up! Holoform Optimus Prime tries out his talents on Maggie. Naughty bits enclosed!

G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.

Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.

SUMMARY: When Sam awakens after blacking out in he discovers that he has been restructured into an Autobot. However, there are some problems with the body..NOT a Femme!Sam story.

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?

After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.

It began when a poorly timed kiss was photographed by the media. Now Sailor Moon deals with some startling information, while our lovable Tuxie stumbles along behind her. Written way, WAY back.

G1 Prowl has an...interesting day