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Joined 08-09-07, id: 1347693, Profile Updated: 04-20-09
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. :
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude(If you could only hear the thoughts in my head)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (No I just don't like my life)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.(Your weird seeing how I'm a girl)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Well. . . I really do.)

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Sacrifice by Arigatomina reviews
NaruSasuNaru. The Uchiha clan has to make peace with Konoha after years of enmity. To ensure the truce, they hand over one of their own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 165,513 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Embracing Dreams by Arigatomina reviews
Yaoi AU NaruSasuNaru KyuuSasu KakaIru. Iruka and Naruto offer up their home as a safe haven for mutants with nowhere to go. Kakashi and Sasuke accept the offer, and chaos follows soon after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 365,372 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 12/26/2018 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sassychan by boyarina reviews
I'ts not all about gayness, but all about womanhood...Curses! Sasuke you are doomed to be a girl! Naruto, you perv, stop haggling Sasuke! Sakura, are you really a feminist? Shino, what are you doing to Hinata! Here it comes! Run people run!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,780 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
You Found Me by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
I sleep and I see you. I am tortured and I hear you. Now you want to know me, to touch me, but I can't let you. I can't accept you. Through everything, you found me in the darkness of my own fear and hatred. This light you shine on me... it is so beautiful it burns. How can I ever repay you? How can I ever forgive you? You found me in my corruption. You shouldn't have.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,059 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's Just Us by Senlere reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have been best friends since birth, their families also close knit. As the two grow older and enter University where they begin to slowly fall in love, what will happen when a tragedy suddenly strikes both families? Narusasu Au Highschoo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,939 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Favor by Yaoi Addicts Anonymous reviews
What's a boy to do when he promises to bring a hot date home but can't actually deliver? Why, 'nicely' convince his best friend to do him a favor of course! But it's not as easy as they thought it would be to pretend, nor is it all fun and games. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,065 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Peace for Monsters by ScarletTigress reviews
As Naruto approaches his first heat and the threat of possession by the Kyuubi, he is not merely content to survive another year. The Jinchuuriki is determined to find happiness with the people he cares about or die trying. Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,548 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Distract Me by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke is dragged on holiday with his parents and irritating bastard of an older brother. He's all set up to be a miserable sod all holiday when a watersports instructor jumps in and serves as an interesting distraction. NARUSASU AU YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,325 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Roses are Red by afallfromgracex3 reviews
Sasuke didn't understand it; Him? A child? How? But there's never time to think when you're a wanted shinobi. Narusasu, Kakasasu, Kakairu, Naruita, Kakaita, Itasasu, GaaNeji, Nejisasu, SakuLee, Shikaino. MPREG. Tons of drama, sex, Akatsuki and plotfuck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,812 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It All Started One Summer by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
It all started becasue of a game, which led to romance, friendship, and heartbreak. One summer changes their lives, but when they see each other again ten years later, will the heartbreak fade or will the scars remain? NaruSasu... AKA Last One Back
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,153 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unattainable by OctobersRequiem reviews
What do you do when the one thing you want most is literally unattainable? When you can't reach out and touch it? When the entire world is conspiring to keep you apart, but fate is fighting to bring you together? NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Journey of the Heart by Dodo-chan reviews
ItaxSas Vamp fic. Sasuke: A runaway, hates vamps. Itachi: Vamp lord. What will happen when Sasuke becomes Itachi's slave? Can the vampire fall in love with someone who's face he's never seen? And can Sasuke accept the vampire? slight violence. !YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,348 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Tireless Drive: Not Your Typical AU by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Naruto's a rookie street racer looking to make it big in Rockport: where the cops are hot on your tail and the racers are even hotter. But with the mighty #1 looking mighty tempting, that might not be his only goal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,140 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ansatsu Senjutsu Tokushu Butai: Revealed by Art Aficianado reviews
UPDATED 5/11/09! When joining ANBU changes Sasuke, what are the consequences? His past with Kakashi? And why is Genma being a flirt again? And Neji and Shikamaru! What are you guys doing! All secrets are out. KakaSasu. NejiShika.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,279 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Ah, Screw it All! by Uchiha brothers lover reviews
Naruto-the rich and popular-gets drunk and pays Sasuke-the infamous local prostitute- 3000 dollars for one night of fun. Naruto wants to forget about it, but the certain Uchiha won't let him forget. Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R! NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,401 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
We Only Part to Meet Again by ramenkage6 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke die, but before they do...they make one last promise to eachother. They meet again 1,000 years in the future. Will they be able to keep the promise that they made to eachother? Or will others get in their way? Highshool fic. after chap.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,708 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fate's Garden by Rational Lunacy reviews
Sasuke kills Naruto. Sasuke gets killed. They both end up in a new life, and then another life, and another...whoever said life for the children of gods was easy? Watch as they come into their divinity...NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 95,031 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To love the unloved by RogueWriter14 reviews
Sasuke was raped at 11 and left pregnant by Itachi 5 years later he returns to Konoha High where he meets someone named Naruto who could truly change his life in a good or bad way. Warning implied Rape, Mpreg, Murder, and sexual content in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,310 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eighth Celestial Warrior by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
CHANGED SUMMARY Sasuke finds a girl in the forests around Konoha and he takes her back with him. But little does he know that she has a secret mission: a mission that'll turn his world as he knows it upside down. NOT SASUxOC NejiSasu, actually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,078 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
The Anbu and the Teacher by just a rambling romantic reviews
ANBU in training Sasuke is sent to be the assistant DADA teacher at Hogwarts, his job is made increasingly harder considering his training master, dubbed 'Yuubisan', is his only companion. [AU, HP crossover, NARUSASU, YAOI!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,225 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nin's at Hogwarts by XKat-ChanX reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, and Sakura end up going to Hogwarts for Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts. HarryPotter Crossover! Good Itachi! Smart Naru! SASUNARU!, HarryDraco, Yaoi, boyxboy, Yaoi, more paring inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,320 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Demon Nature by Madame de Coeur reviews
He vowed to destroy him...but was he his true enemey, or destined LifeMate? Second FanFic..Hope you enjoy! If you don't like Yaoi don't read. BoyxBoy NaruxSasu SemexUke This is on hold till I can get the book its based on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The sun starts from the east by CluelessIdiot reviews
[Narusasu][Kakairu][shounenai] Like Sasuke would let something as insignificant as gender get in the way of reviving the Uchiha clan. Now all he needs, is a husband to change the diapers! And is Kakashi on crack? Mpreg ? Maybe from a completely new perspe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,220 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Bet of a Lifetime by Alley-Oop reviews
Naruto and Sasuke end up on the most awkward topic they've yet to encounter, and somehow, a bet is made out of it. Warning: Yaoi! Pairings: NaruSasu & maybe some others.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Abbreviations by forbiddenist reviews
Yaoi, Rated for later chapters. AU, written in Sasuke's POV. Sasuke makes a deal. Based on my JROCK fic on Gackt & Hyde. NaruSasu, just need you know. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,825 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Rekindling the flame by CrystalPrison reviews
Six years ago Uchiha Sasuke left Konoha. Now he's returned, but with a bit of a surprise.past OroxSasu,NejixSasu Yaoi mentions of Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,761 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Starlyte reviews
Naruto gets landed with the job of showing round the narcoleptic new kid, but will he be the one who'll finally get Naruto to knuckle down with his studies? [Naruto x Sasuke] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,668 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shiawase by Evantis reviews
He can't see, can't hear, can't talk. Naruto knows Sasuke is dying, but can his care and love spur Sasuke to strive for life? Narusasu. Light Kakairu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/17/2006
Taken Down a Few Notches by nighinvisible reviews
Kiba and Sasuke make a sexy mix. No, it works, I promise. You should try it out. Some violence, some angst and hardcoreish lemonsyaoi. smutty, even? First time authorCOMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,626 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Kiba I. - Complete
Hidden Shadows by wolef reviews
you know those stories of naruto going undercover as a girl and sasuke falling in love with his disguised self? now its the other way around YAOI NaruSasu [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,062 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
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Pain reviews
Sasuke just wants someone to hear his cries. rated T cause it's non graffic, but has dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Listen reviews
All Sasuke's trying to do is get Naruto to listen. Rated k , cause it's non violent or grafic, but it's romantic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson reviews
Sasuke lets out his anger for the villagers on his mirror. NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete