Avid Fanfic reader here. British, 21 years of age, and the critic of doom. ive been a Harry Potter Fan fiction addict for about 6 years now, I've read amazingly amazing tear jerking, slit my wrists at how good the authors are stories, and ive also read OMFG are you fucking trying to kill me with you suckishness stories aswell so trust me when i review i know what i'm doing.

Best Pairings

HP Verse

HP/DM - I LOVEEEEEE SLASHH YA'LL

HP/BZ - Underrated Pairing

HP/TR

HP/VOLDIE - There has been some AMAZING peices of work with this pairing i have to say.

HP/CEDRIC

Pairings i tots ship

HP/HG

HP/DG

HP/LL

HP/ANY MADE UP RAVENCLAW OR SLYTHERIN

Pairings that make me want to find and crucify the authors

HP/RW - jesus INCEST much !

HP/GW - oedipus com-fucking-plex much ! she is his mother's doppleganger for fucks sakes.

HP/AD - its sooo EWWWWWW, it makes angels cry. old wrinkly headmasters should never have sex! EVER!

Glee Verse (Only recently discovered the awesomness of glee fanfiction. i feel like i should hate it, but i dont! its pretty awesome!

LOVE LOVE LOVE

FABERRRRYYYY - this pairing has actually made me realise im tots gay for the ladies! seriously!!!!!

PEZBERRY - very very very close second best to faberry!

PUCKLEBERRY - only straight guy i dig with rach! his bad-ass-ness tots makes up for his idiocy!

BRITANNA - only cause brit brit's super super awesome !

HATE FUCKING HATEEEEE

FINCHEL - Seriously its like a midget daating a floppy seal. their kisses on the shows actually freaaks me out, its soo disgusting ugly and un-sexy ! ewww! there is absolutely no chemistry there either, they both look constipated its just wrong on so many levels !

KLAINE - yeahh bitches i said it! same as the above, NO FUCKING CHEMISTRY ! However i have to say, they are sooo very hot to look at so i aint mad @ ya'll