Adrien Agreste was clearly tired of life. He was tired of having to manage his time between modelling, Chinese lessons, fencing, piano lessons, studying, and doing his very best to please his father. So what does he do when the last straw is pulled? An AU in which miraculouses don't exist but Marichat (and a bit of Ladrien) still happens.

When Master Fu chooses Chloe Bourgeois for the Ladybug miraculous, he makes the second biggest mistake of his life. - Based heavily on the Scarlet Lady AU. Semi-chronological series rewrite, following the misadventures of Chat Noir, Scarlet Lady, and (eventually) Marigold, the heroes of Paris. (Next: Pharaoh 2) Cover art by kenechi-nor on tumblr!

An injured Chat Noir leads to a frantic Marinette and frequent midnight visits neither of them had expected to get used to. /rating subject to change.

It's the end of the school day and Chloe is bragging about how she was the only one who's ever kissed someone on the cheek, well what happened when Marinette accidently tells the whole class she's actually kissed The Chat Noir before. What will Adrien think of her and will her reputation as Ladybug be ruined? Rated K for everyone! ONE SHOT- Enjoy. Marichat, and Adrienette.