Well nothing much to say

I'm Irish :D

I'm 16

I love food, sleeping drawing and other stuff

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

i'm currently writing a story called fantasy to reality,
and cant believe the good reviews i have been recieving,so im planning to tell you a little about me :D

I'm Irish and loving it.
I'm in high school, and am doing my GCSE's soonish.
my life consists of:
Sleep
Sleep
school
Writing
Homework
Reading
More Sleep
Going out with friends...
and basically having a good time.

I also play the flute, tin whistle, recorder, fife and wooden flute. XD

XxX

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

16 things to do at Walmart... MWAH HA HA HA...HA...ha...ha...ha...ha... okay, now that's just creepy!

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly

put them in people's carts when they

aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in

Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the

floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell

him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see

what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a

bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to

a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping

department and tell other shoppers

you'll invite them in if they'll bring

pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help

you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera &

use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting

department, ask the clerk if he knows

where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously,

loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"

theme.

12. In the auto department, practice

your "Madonna look" using different size

funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when

people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the

loud speaker, assume the fetal position

and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the

door and wait a while and then yell,

very loudly, "There is no toilet paper

in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw

them down an aisle shouting "go,

pikachu, go!"