MrsDamonSalvatore1402

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Joined 03-11-11, id: 2785952, Profile Updated: 05-23-11

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Lara,So Many Years Young,Sandy Blonde Hair,Ice Blue Eyes,Loves Smirking,Pale

Cant Stop Reading Fanfictions That Have To Do With The Vampire Diaries... Delena!!!!!Obviously As You Can See I Am A Dlena Fan Since Stefan Is Gay!

If your obsessed with really hot vampires copy and paste this into your profile

If your obsessed with a really hot vampire named Damon Salvatore copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could go hours on end staring at a picture of Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with L.J Smith's Damon Salvatore, from Vampire Diaries, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Damon Salvatore somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Damon Salvatore), copy this into your profile.

If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Damon Salvatore ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Salvatore brothers plus Matt XD) copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that the Vampire Diaries series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Elena and Damon were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you belive your own Damon Salvatore is out there somewhere, copy this into your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with Damon Salvatore, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this.

If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Damon' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Damon Salvatore is sexy copy and paste this to your profile

If you have punched somebody because they said Damon was ugly and/or gay copy and paste this to your profile

If you are absolutely positively in love with Damon Salvatore copy and post this to your profile

If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever screamed because you saw Damon Salvatore Copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever seen Damon Salvatore shirtless Copy and paste this to your profile

If you agree with Damon that Anne rice was better Copy and paste this to your profile

If all you do all day is think of Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile

If you imagine yourself running your hands through Damon Salvatore's hair because it looks silky copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever had a dream about Damon Salvatore copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever spaced out daydreaming of Damon Salvatore copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character copy and past this into your profile

If you are in love with Dimitri Belikov copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get so caught up in Vampire Academy you actually start to act like Rose copy and paste this into your profile

If you get so caught up in reading your actually blushing and making facial expressions copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever read something and then start to feel self conscious because your in a public and you feel like they can read your face and tell what your reading copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could be a vampire copy and paste this into your profile.

If you turn down guys because your waiting for your Damon copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think your weird for liking vampires so much copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't care what people think copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can admit you have a obsession for vampires copy and paste this into your profile

If you agree there is no obsession too unhealthy copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
who loves and is obsessed with Vampire Diaries

who can express herself better with words than actions,
who doesn't need a guy to complete her,
and knows the importance of the little things.

Let this be a lesson...

He lost 63 pounds that week.

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

Did you know that muffins are just ugly cupcakes...

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then proceeds to tell you why it's not.

Boys: can't live with em, and it's illegal to shoot em. What to do, what to do...

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

For every hater there are fifty lovers.

For every bully there are thirty kind hearts.

For every shadow there are twenty rays of sunshine.

For every tear there are fifteen smiles.

For every taker there are ten givers.

For every cynic there are five dreamers.