Name :morgie(nickname)

race: im black (dont like it go home and cry to your momma about how black people are everywhere i could care less)

Location: United States

Favorite fan fic authors: 2lazy2beclever (shes beast) becca714, Finnaly -alive, cammieXzach9900, Drop-Tpping ,Glittering Moon,and... Some one else idk at the moment(oh well)

FIRST THING YOU SHOULD NO I DONT DO PROFFREADING sorry never did it and i aint gonna start now

OH AND I LIVE IN THE SOUTH WE SAY YALL AND AINT DOWN HERE SO IF ITS IN THE STORY SORRY FORCE OF HABBIT

My favoritE acTuall books (mostly seris): Peaches by Jodi Lynn Anderson, Percy Jackson seris the red pyramid seris the lost hero seris all by Rick Roidan,The gallagher girls seris by Ally Carter, Chicken soup by the preeteen and teen soul by multiple authors,The Airhead seris by Meg Cabot along with All American girl, The clique by Lisi Harrison,Holes by Louis Sachar,Andrew clemets things not seen and that abut does it for now.

All right well now that were out of the nitty gritty crap no one cares about down to the funny stuff the great stuff and the funnier about me stuff

Hi im gatorlover123 i looooooooooooovvvvvvveeee Taylor laughtner i think hes a taotal hottie and thats the only reason i watch twilight is to see him shirtless it the striaght truth. Ive been told by countless people i am either

A) "The loudest most single handley most annoying person they have ever met and ive got older brothers"

B) "Overly peppy" in an Adhd sorta way (evn though im toatlly not)

C) soooooo funnyy like the funniest person ive ever met

D) Violent

"which quite frankly i dont get so i broke a kids nose one time big whoop he had it comin"

I love paremore, avril lavinge, Taylor Swift, Demi lovato (in the good ole days), niki manja(clean), black eyed peas, Drake(clean) an other music sorts im having a brain fart day sorry

Likes Spinach(weird rite) drawing,English, Baby polar bears, Baby peiguins, Oreos, chocolate cookies, purses, shopping, laughing Reading

Dislikes : mean people, brussels sprouts, MATH!!!(WITH A BURNING PASSION),Failing classes(guess which one)

Sooooooo idk what to put next soooooo... How bout some funny thing right btw im kinda sorta welll lets put it the nicest way possible Insane but us carzy people have the most fun Right cause we got to stick together. :-]

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

no fense to any white people most of my besties are white and not the ghetto white either even if i do have some of those a very little amount look im rambling again

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Go ahead copy and paste it

23 Ways To Creep people out and annoy them People In An Elevator

1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air
in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re
one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have
new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
f Ror more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”

12 Random things i love to say!

1)Great googley moogley

2) flippin taco sauce (kinda like omg in morgan laugauge)

3) I didnt ask for your bean buritto(didnt ask for your opion)

4)hold your tacos(hold on)

5) applesauce poop(crap)

6) for Gods pie

7) for goodnesses sake(6 and 7 mean the same thing but i say 7 more often)

8)Mother of all things and are good and merciful in this world(idk i just use it in sentences)

9) Fudge buckets

10) poop nugets(once again 9 and 10 they mean crap)

11) AW SLAP A DUCK!

12) Hit me with a chocolate monkey

and if yo dont believ i say those words ask gallaghergirl03 (my friend ginger) we go to school together

thats all i got but if u find anything super funny send it to me ttfn