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 Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Loonatics Unleashed, and Bleach. hi its me!!alex as everyone else calls me. BIG NEWS!! PICS AVAILIBLE!! This is me (im not asian but its pretty acurate otherwise XD) and Kazuzu for a future chapter of Naruto Fangirl Hotline Alice high school hole, This was done by Lyndy!! CODY IS HERE!! XD yes its our friend form HighSchool Hole lol i wonder how many people are gonna actually read this? Anyway I'm a Oc centric fanfiction writer so im willing towrite for other people who just want to fall into the world of Naruto, Friuts Basket, Full Metal, Hellsing and many others. I am especially inclined to do a good job when bribed (such as you e-mail me every day) Now if it takes you less then fifteen minutes to read all this i'll draw you a picture on DA just for you so good luck! Pairings i think need help on this site!! () the number i've written HanajimaxKazuma, a.k.a. Shishou FakirxDuck ChojixSakura ShikamaruxSakura (3) ShinoxSakura CyborgxRaven 1.What makes life meaningful? 2.Why are you here? 3. Do you see yourselvwe in the future? 4.What really is the source of all life? 5. WTH was so important to the chicken he just had to get to the other side? 6. Is the sky a reflection of the ocean or the ocean a rflection of the sky? 7. WHO THE HELL INVENTED WAR?? 8. Who will be the next president of the U.S.A.? OMMMMMMMMMMG ITS BARRACK OBAMA!! 9. Since when are these philosifical questions so crappy? 10. if your mothers casserle burns and she doesnt know, serves it anyway and no one gags, does that mean she almost undercooked it? Getting Bored!! I need a friend!!sobs BEST QUOTE OF THE NARUTO SERIES!! I used to always cry and give up. I nearly went the wrong way. But you...you showed me the right direction.I was always chasing you. I just wanted to walk with you, I wanted to be with you... You changed me! Your smile saved me! So I'm not afraid to die protecting you. Because... I LOVE YOU-Hinata's words!! BOOYA!! ANTI-NARUHINA CAN SUCK IT!! XD Some random quotes- I'm Uzimaki Naruto! And I won't lose to any of you bastards!" Naruto, Naruto "Hey Frog Boss! I'm still on your back! does victory dance HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA! AH HA! ha... passes outNaruto, Naruto Shika: Ahh, the clouds are so nice... Crowd: Get up you lazy bastard! What the hell!? Die! Gai: Lee let me give you some Nice Advice! I don't think anyone has noticed yet,...but that gourd looks very suspicious. "Oh well, if we fail it's only death."Not sure who..., Naruto "You're fairly weak...so what DO you have between your legs?"Sai, Naruto XD ooooooh buuuuurn!! "I'm not just a perv, I'm a mega perv!" Jiyia, Naruto "Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously."-Kakashi "A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced."-Kakashi, Naruto "When are protecting something you become truly strong" Haku, Naruto "Wake up! LEE!" Shaking Lee senseless" Tenten, Naruto How should I put this? My first impression of this group is that... your a bunch of idiots" Kakashi, Naruto "WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!" Ino, Naruto "Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth." Obito, to Kakashi - Naruto "Sorry I'm late there was this old lady and-"What is there an old hag around every corner? A ninja must be presisce and punctual" Obito and Kakashi, Naruto, Kakashi Gaiden. "I have a new girlfriend!" Lt. Havoc, Full Metal. "One day i'll be Hokage and everyone will have to respect me!!Believe it!" Naruto, Naruto ( -.-' ) "I really don't trust a sane person." ~Lyle Alzado (haha then you can trust me!) There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." ~Oscar Levant (and so have I!!) "Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting." ~John Russell "You scare me shitless and then ignore me?! I asked who the hell are you!" - Ichigo- episode 1 of bleach (haha i actualy remember that scene its hilariuos!) "You killed my hat." Good old, (and i mean old), hat n' clogs- while he was trianing Ichigo "Just passing by. No big deal... Well, if you must know, I felt a sudden urge to go to Sunflower Seams, that 24-hour dressmaking shop. There's a branch near here. That's where I was headed at this late hour. I certainly didn't bring this bag with me just so I would have an excuse for suddenly leaving the house because I sensed the spirit energy of a shinigami, all right?" Uryuu (dont you just love his discreteness?) "Show us your happy face!" --a bunch of kindergarteners said this as i psassed them on my way to school, in winter, through the snow, AND THEY WERE IN A BUS! "Here's another curse; may all your bacon burn." -Calcifer, Howl's Moving Castle. (hehe omg i luaghed so freakin hard!) "You think I'm not a goddess?" my outraged rant when i showed up for my science report dressed as aprodite ( what i'm an overachiver!) Kankuro: "You're an interesting guy, I like you." "Die!JUST DIE! you have no talent at all!" -Jiryia to Naruto "DYNAMIC ENTRY!" -kicks jiryia- / Gai Oro: grabs Naruto with his huge tongue and brings him to his face Naruto: Why you dirty bastard, if I wasn't tied up in your tongue right now, id sock you in the stomach! Kabuto: "I missed due to her fat breasts?" Naruto: What'd You think? I call it, "Sexy No Jutsu." Naruto: It took me forever to come up with a good face. Three hours later I decided on that one. Yeah, but, but...! It's pretty artistic, eh!? Naruto: I call that one...Harem no Jutsu! Kakashi: This milk...went bad days ago. Drinking this will upset your stomach. This could be troublesome. Haku: "by the way...I'm a boy..." Chouji - I am SO the type to get girls visit! Take THAT Shikamaru!!" Zaku: They blew up into pieces. Gai: You guys are in the springtime of your life, right!? Naruto: I get it! Sakura: NARUTO RUN... YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED. Kakashi: Hello, students. Sorry I'm late. Today I got lost on the road of life... Gai: Lee!! Kakashi: Ninjas need to eat their vegetables! Kakuzu: You're pretty clever, unlike this idiot of a partner... Hidan: Kakuzu WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MEAN ABOUT THAT?! Jiraiya: I've already mastered the peeping jutsu! Shino: I am the leader of this team x50 Hyuuga Neji: You are a loser.. You will always be a loser, because that is what a loser is... A loser. Lee: Neji, hop on Zetsu1 : Ahaha! A tentacle! Shut up... or I'll kill you!" My impression of Gaara, people only luaghed. "Baka, baka, baka!! They found out I was peeking! Now my research is ruined!" "The lotus of the Leaf Village blooms twice! When we meet again, I shall be a stronger man." Urahara:look, the ceiling is painted like the sky to lighten the mood!- Ichigo: Great, just like a prison.. Urahara: that's lesson one...you passed! Ichigo: what!? how!? she beat me like I owed her money!! Uryu: so...who's your teacher? whose tutelage are you under? Orihime+Chad: um... Orihime: well, it's not really a who...actually, our teacher's right beside you. Uryu: what!? has he cloaked his presence? what power! Yoruichi: it is I. Uryu: what!? what the...what is this!? Orihime+Chad: um...it's...a kitty. "If you die, I'll kill you!" - Zoro (One Piece) "Why is it that whenever something seems fun it nearly kills me?!"~Usagi "What day, what hour, what minute and what second was I nasty?!"~Rei "Give me your head!" Ed Elric from Conqueror of Shambala, taking Alphonse's helmet and scooping water from a leaking boat. "I'll turn you all into fish!" -Edward from FMA, episode ? “Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!” — Urahara Kisuke “Hold on. So in my mind, this jacked-up, sideways ridiculousness is the normal state?” — Kurosaki Ichigo “I see. So basically, you’re a Death God? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie– NO WAY I’LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!” "When I become Fuhrer, all female personnel in the military ... will have to wear mini-skirts!!" - Mustang (FUNNIEST ANIME LINE EVER!!) "WHO DID YOU SAY WAS A MICROSCOPIC SHORT BEAN THAT DOESNT SHOW UP IN YOUR EYES?!" -edward I'm Glad I'm Short, Then Ed Tripping About That Ain't Right - Edward "I am, Jiraiya, the epitome of manliness! I shall fall for no woman's wiles! When you're me, you only need to flash that sexiness to have women fall at your feet." "Behind this mask is...Another mask! Pretty cool, huh?" Kagome: what kind of food do you like, Inuyasha (as they are walking in the modern word) Zaraki Kenpachi: How about I give you an advantage? Ichigo: Release your Bankai! I'll crush it with my hands. Orihime: W-Wow! Such a huge space under the store, it's so cool~! It's like a secret base! "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MILK'S GOOD FOR YOU! DRINK IT!" loudgasp "LOOOOKKK!!" personlooksbehindhim Edwardkickshimintheface - Edward and a random dude "Dog huh?" stares at puppy I LOVE DOGS!! -Roy Mustang "Oh look, the fullmetal pipsqueak wants to start a fight." -Envy "Don't underestimate them or you'll die." -Kakuzu "You hole! You cut my freakin' head off! This is like super-mega-ultra pain!" -Hidan(beheaded) kotetsu&izumostabsHidan "That freakin' hurt!" -Hidan "Ugh! Why'd they have to pick a bathroom for a secret bounty collecting base?! It smells like piss in here!" -Hidan "CRAP, CRAP CRAPITY CRAP CRAP!!" ""Cat didn't get my tongue but nearly roasted my ass!" -Hidan" "Curse you, aqua scum!" -"Your imagination isn't fake; it's another world where you creat your own paridise." -Liliedove -"I'm a NaruHina fan for the real deal... But a KisaHina fan all the way for fan fiction!... What? You've never heard that opposites attract?"-Liliedove -"Hugs are better than drugs!"- -"If you ever get hugged by me, see yourself privaged."-liliedove -"Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove "no one grows up. they just learn how to act in public." "if life were easy, no one would ever die." Sarah Powell "Thank God! The guacamole is dead!" 'It Came From the Fridge' Part II "The best way around a problem is through it." Robert Frost. "This is latin 101. i reserve the right to overload your tiny little brain at my own discretion." Prof. Carolin Hardin, U of L "i don't know what WWIII will be fought with, but i do know what WWWIV will be like. Medival." Mark Twain “I feel a lot better now that I’ve lost all hope.”-unknown “I happen to have a world of experience when it comes to stupidity.”-unknown “I’m just trying to have a moment of happiness in my otherwise pathetic existence. You can relate, can’t you?”-Joey of Dawson’s Creek “Why won’t you let me set off the bomb, you bastards!”-unknown “When I’m bored I dream and I dream I’m bored, and I wonder if the dream-me is dreaming that she’s bored too…”-Mary Seif “I won’t be surprised to find that when the world goes crazy I’ll be considered sane. Until then, fuck you.”-Mary Seif “If you can’t do it right, why bother?”-unknown “Almost free of these chains…”-unknown “Oh! And don’t forget the corpse!”-The Whole Nine Yards “Quiet brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!”-unknown "A smoke bomb, a gas mask, and a helicopter, that's all i ask." Calvin, from the comic Calvin and Hobbs. "HEY! Hey wake up, you stupid cretin! You're gonna sleep while i get eaten!" Calvin again. thank god for Bill Waterson, their creator. "(His cat, he calls her, but she owns him not.)" Taken from J.R.R. Toliken's 'Two Towers.' sauron describing shelob. "That only counts as one!" Gimli, LOTR, Return of the King, after Legolas kills a giant elephant. "Contains useful information as how to survive: high rise hotel fires, leeches, runaway camels and UFO abductions." review given to the 'Worst-Case Scenario Survial Handbook: Travel edition "'you cant just turn on creativity like a faucet. youhave to be in the right mood.' 'what mood is that?' 'Last-minute panic.'"-calvin and hobbs again. those two were deep. "'i wonder why man was put on earth. what's our purpose? why are we here?'-calvin, right before going to sleep. 'tiger food.' hobbs, calvin's stuffed tiger buddy." "Good heavens i think i blew my face inside out!" -calvin "'dad, how do people make babies?' 'most people just go to Sears, buy the kit, and follow the assembly instructions.' 'I CAME FROM SEARS!' 'no, you were a blue light special at K-mart. almost as good and a lot cheaper.' 'AAAUUUGHHHH!'"-conversation between calvin and his dad. "you can lead people to truth, but you can't make them understand it."-Bill Waterson i hope some historian will confirm that i was the fist cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.-waterson again. "Physical education is what you learn from having your face in someone's armpit right before lunch." -calvin this is the last one from calvin and hobbs i promise. "Hello? i'd like to know how much a good pair of binoculars "it ain't the girl scouts, that's for sure."-mr. sir, from the book 'Holes'. Jackie Chan adventures Valmont: Three of my enforcers, armed with high tech weaponry ... were defeated by an archeologist? Uncle: Mistletoe! (After Dark Jackie has thrown the Enforcers out of Uncle's shop) Drago: Ah, Mr. Jackie Chan. My dad sends his best! Drago: The Earth was within my grasp. You never let me have what I want. Uncle: Did it have any specific markings? Rolf: (Finding out the cockroach is really Eddy) Huh? This is no bug. Ed: (After Eddy falls off of Kevin's bike; to camera) Look at him bounce, Eddy's brother! (Runs up to Eddy and shakes the rattle) Boy, Eddy! You deserve a shake for that! (Eddy takes the rattle and tries to kick it, but trips on it and knocks it away.) -Joker: Ooh. That is one fat-looking vault. “All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.” Richard Adams, Watership Down "There is not a day or night that a doe offers her life for her kittens, or some honest captain of owsla his life for his chief; but there is no bargain, what is, is what must be.” - -- Black Rabbit of Inlé Black rabbit of Inle, Watership Down "It is the law that good shall overcome evil." -- Lord Ak, Life and adventures of Santa Clause "If the world is dominated by people who believe that their races, their religions, their ethnic differences are the most important factors, then a huge number of people will perish in this century." There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. "Reguarding love, I think fools rush in where the wise fear to go." Wise men never fell in love, so how would they know? A friend will bail you out of jail. A good friend will be in the cell next to you shouting, 'That was so cool!' My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems! Two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights do make an airplaine Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you! Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them. Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them. You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking! Why do irons have a setting for permanent press? If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? Will your answer to this question be no? Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer? I am not young enough to know everything. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. The idea is to die young as late as possible. You're never too old to learn something stupid. One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead men stood up to fight, three blind men to see fair play, forty mutes to yell hooray, back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords and shot each other When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he think he was doing? I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemys told you that? Truck Driver's Last Words: The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 45 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Crap!" Only the states of Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama and Texas were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this" If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem! Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes. - If you can read this, you're overeducated. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head. 20 July 1990 Eneregizer bunny arrested: charged with battery. Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution. I have decided to live forever, or die in the attempt. Guns don't kill people; death kills people. It's a proven medical fact. I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert. I have lots of friends, you just can't see them. I hear voices, and they don't like you The next time I see your face, I hope it's on the back of a milk carton if buttered toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you tie buttered toast to the back of a cat and drop it? if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens? if a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose? STRESS: that confusion of the body that comes from surpressing the desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole that desperately needs it America, fck yeah! "tis nothing, its just a flesh wound!"- the black knight yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!" save the whales: collect the whole set! a day without sunshine is like night. on the other hand, you have different fingers 42.7 percent of all fractions are made up on the spot 99 percentof lawyers give the rest a bad name i feel like i'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe honk if you love peace and quiet remember, half the people you know are below average he who laughs last thinks slowest depression is merely anger without enthusiasm support bacteria. they're the only culture some people have. monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory if you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously missed something. everyone has photographic memory, some just don't have any film why do psycics have to ask your name? inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak You can’t have manslaughter without laughter I’d rather be fighting the Man! I’m here to kill you—next time, keep that chain letter going! Only the good die young. Stupidity causes cancer Management not responsible for lost or stolen virginity Carpe scrotum! Semper Fi--Always Faithful, the Marines' slogan if i'm not mistaken. Good friends are god’s apology for bad relatives. "A good friend will ask you why you're crying. A BEST FRIEND will grab the shovel and help you bury the jerk that made you cry." --unkown "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has handed them vodka and have a party."-- Ron White "How come Karma's never around to bitch slap somebody when you need her too?"--Me "Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."--Oscar Wilde "The problem with defending the English language is that English is as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursed other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle through their pockets for new vocaulary."--James D. Nicoll "A deep and abiding belief in Karma keeps me off the roof with an AK-47." --unknown, saw it on a t-shirt "The truth shall set you free, but first it will piss you off." --unknow, saw it on a sticker "God is a comedian playing to an audience to afraid to laugh."--Voltaire "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the Mystical. It is the source of true Art and Science."--Albert Einstein "Faith means not wanting to know what is true."--Nietzsche Fear less, hope more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; And all good thing are yours.--Swedish proverb "Where would we be if throughout history, our greatset minds had not feared that which they could not confirm? Embrace the unknown with caution, but not with fear."--Karen Somerfield "when God spread Inquiry amongst his people, thou came forth to haul thy bounty, and there was much rejoicing... ya' greedy brat." "Sex is emotion in motion." Mae West bang head on desk Must Regain Brain bang head on desk Must Regain Brain bang head on desk Must Regain Brain Seriously, dude. I'm not really as smart as I seem. I just type fast and carry a fast browser. friends don't let friends watch top model until at least 4 shots of tequila have been consumed! I was so stunned, I am sure I sounded like a short-bus special. you are my special rage hero ha! stupid russians. it's all in the details if you're going to be an evil genius, yo. Heh. I believe that's the kind of personally we'd call a "hosebeast." Hey! I'm not disorganized, I'm differentlyorganized. Which isn't worse, except for the part where I'm always losing things. They're making a video game of The Passion of the Christ.... That said, I have faith in my heart that one day I will get to play a Jesus First Person Shooter. panic knows no governmental distinctions. and also...nothing is more tacky than in Orlando where they have the "Holy Land Experience." I shit you not, Claris, there is a holy family petting zoo. kay, I did not mean to incite a bi-coastal Canadian drug-induced civil war. And really, if I leave an incriminating word out, is there any doubt (knowing me) what word it is? Kill. Stab. Murder. Maim. Strangulate. Defenestrate. Take your pick, it's one of those. "I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt!" -Jack Sparrow from Pirates 2 "Oh. Not good." -Jack Sparrow from Pirates "You're mad!" "How soon can we set off?" "You are not my captian!"-to Elizabeth- "You haven't raised an alarm." "James Norrigton, do you fear death?" -gets stabbed- "I take that as a 'no'." -Davy Jones from Pirates 3 "Do you fear death?" "I once sailed with a geezer. Lost both of his arms and part of his eye." "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon." -Hermione from Harry Potter/Order of the Phenox -POW!- "I needed that." -POW!- "I needed that, too." -POW!- "You're pushing your luck, Scoob!" -Shaggy from Scooby Doo 2 "I saw him through the window and he was wearing butt-inspection gloves." -Alex from Home Alone 3 "Dog?! Where?!" -Scooby-Doo from Scooby-Doo/Zombie Island "If there's a bullet in his ass, then his ass is evidence." - CSI, "I want to stay here!" "Oh that's just the mortal terror talking!" Candace and Phineas, Disney Favorite manga: Full Metal: Ed, Al, Hughes, Colonel Mustang,Luteniet(sp) Hawkeyes, Colonel Armstrong, and Winry are my favorites. Naruto: Naruto, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Choji, Lee, Neji, Ten-Ten, Ino, Sakura, Yamamotto, Sai, Kiba, Shino, Asuma, Kurenai, Tsunade, Jiryia (sp yes i know), Kabuto, Ton-ton, Gama-kichi, Gamabunta, Kytsuya, Manda. Friuts Basket: Tohru, Kyo, Yuki, Haru, Ren. Pichi Pichi Pitch: ummmmmmm the mind reels. picked it up randomly but found it funny. STORIES TO EXPECT FROM ME!! Charmed/naruto/ possible oc. With this classic tale of spell gone wrong how will these new withes survivve ina world full of ninja ? Pirates of the Caribean/ oc not realy sure about this one yet... naruto piaring/ Shikasaku-- mild piarings inocho, naruhina, sasuke and his emo corner.) Its been 3 years and a lot has changed about sakura so what will happen when the formal iceube of kohona comes back and finds sakura ans shikamaru making out? Well read this tale of randon plots. jealasy and learning what loves about. (its set in a modern tim so shikamaru will not get stuck with chidori as that would probably have been unaviodable. (i apoligies in advance for overuse of the term sas-gay. Shikasaku-- Sakura is a new student at Kohona's school of withcraft and wizardy. Wil she be able to cope with her new lifestyle after 16 years of a Muggles lifestyle? I Hope! or there'd be no story now would there? Favorite Pairings Naruto: Shikasxsakura NaruxHina Sasuke does alone!! ChojixIno Chojixsaku Kibaxsakura Shinoxsakura ShizunexKakashi OrihimexShinji OrihimexIkkaku Avatar Zutara!! (I'll never abandoned ship!! or this ship that is XD) Jetara (okay, okay so i feel bad for the dude, why not let him get the girl?) Smellerbeexlongshot Aang is a monk, THUS HE NEVER MARRIES!! SukixSoka Friuts Basket RenXHanatoro (sp? crap and the horse not the old bat whos akira's mom i get thier names confused M Copy and paste If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this. If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this. If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this. If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this. 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You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 10. You were too busy to notice number five. 11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. Do YOU remember the 90s?? Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember: You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, (We have cookies!) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Yaoifangirl42,Animefreak469, Poetic Nothingness, Universal Disaster Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. 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AWWWWWWWWWWW FIVE/TEN!! 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing? He would be further scarred for life and promptly crawl into a fetal position and cry "MOMMY!" 8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic. AWWWWWWWW...okay!~~~ it was a normal afternoon, the normal hinata who lost her bag and couldnt find it, then a normal boy with rosy cheeks finds it for her and dissapears, Now a few years later what happens when they meet by chance at a cafe in London? 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? lets put it thos way, there are at leats ten communities dedicated to thei pairing that i can name off the top of my head! 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Weapon Talk 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics? yes 13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven? yes, but i print them and then put them on punching bags!! 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? ..possibly... 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Holy Pork Rinds!! 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Last Resort -- Papa Roach 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: beware of moronoc puppet users and a fish faced freak!! 18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? twitch So you come to this cloud watching sopt often? 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Disturbing to loved ones and fans alike... 20) How emo is Seven? If shes Emo then Sasuke will admit hes gay... If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile. 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If you ever have fallen down the stairs more than 20 times in one year then copy and paste this to your profile! They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room? I smile cuz I have no idea what everyone is talking about. Not all Blondes are stupid, some are just fools. It's a girls world...we just let guys live in it. Whoever said money can't buy happiness never played a Nintendo Wii!! Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a Revolving Door!! If silence is golden...then why is duck tape silver?! If your begginging to wonder why you go around looking for copy and pastes...copy and paste this to your profile! Quiz If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do? Grab a trash can lid and repeatedly beat him with it till he apolagizes and asks nicely for some cash like a nice hobo! If you met Sasuke what would you do? Kick him where the sun wont shine ever agian then beat the crud out of him for leaviing kohona, while telling him it would impossible to beat up his brother, character who would it be? Shino, Shikamaru, or Chouji If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in? Konoha !! OH YAAAAAAA!! Are you a fangirl? IsYou mean there are some who arent?? Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death? MICHEAL JACKSON!! or rather Oreo...AND SASUKE ANDS PEIN!! What's your absolute favorite couple? Shinosaku, Naruhina, InoCho, NejiTen, Oreo and himself! Shikamaru or Kiba? SHIKAMARU!! Ino or Temari? TEMARI!! oh ya she can blow you all the way to Suna!! Chouji or Lee? Choji hes so cute!! Do you like yaoi? yes What makes you happy? Reveiws, reviews, reveiws!! How old are you? SO RUDE!! What's the nicest thing you've said all week? BURN IN HELL SASU-GAY!! Who did you say that to? my poor abused T.V. set!! Which story did you write that you are proudest of? HighSchool Hole What's your goal in fanfiction.net? umm better my writing skills! Are you a kind person? ...I have moodswings...lots of them...depends really how long ago i woke up... If you were a cookie what kind would you be? The kind who doesnt get eaten!! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be bold, italics are semi or confused) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy. I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich. I'm an OG so I must be mexican. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. If you hate stereotyping people and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ Edward Cullen-Sexier Than You Since 1901 Emmett Cullen-Stronger than you since 1916 Jasper Hale-Charming ladies since 1843 Rosalie Hale-Better than you since 1916 Alice Cullen-Quirkier than you since 1901 Bella Swan-Clumsier then you since 2008 If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! 1. Who is/are your favorite Naruto character(s)? Naruto,Sakura,Shino,Shikamaru,Kiba,Chouji,Hinata,Asuma,Sai,Tsunade,Kotetsu,Izumo 2. What is your favorite pairings? Shikasaku,Shinosaku,NaruHina,Kibasaku,Sasuke will die alone! 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or Hentai fan? Hell Yes. Both. 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? YES!! ME WAS AN ANBU LAST HALLOWEEN!! i even died my hair Blue!! 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: i have 12 manga from naruto, about 20 posters, naruto figures and a headband that was stolen TTTT 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Shikamaru, were both lazy geniuses who love to cloud watch. 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Naruhina!! 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? (goes to commit suicide) DEAR LORD NEITHER!! 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 8!! 10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I did before i read he was actually Uchiha MAdara... 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? YES!! i thought at the begging of the series and it was confirmed!! 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Hidan!! 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? ANTI. FUCKING. SASUKE. 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers?) no...TTTT !! 15. Have you read all the manga chapters so far? Yes, and its getting more depressing, DAMN YOU KISHIMOTO WHY DID YOU KILL KAKASHI!! 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yes, maybe we should ask Tsunade !! 17. Sub or dub? Dub my eyes get tired readign subs!! 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? PRO SAKURA!! 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNEH!! 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes i do, and frankly i think hes insane now... 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? UGLY NERD 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Neji...wait...no...wait...YES!! 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? ROCK. LEE. IS. WEIRD. 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sai. He wouldhav less injuries inflicted by our favorite medic ninj!! 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes! 27. Do you like lemons? ummmmmm looks around do i have to answer that? 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? a bit, My stepdad watches it with me when he can but he doesnt know all thier names or moves like i do! 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? yes!! 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? lol ohhhhh yeah! 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes,the poor girl didnt know it was so addictive... 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? lol yeah! 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said "WTF is this?" Yes hes like "who is that?its good!" so he kidnapped it and put it on the board, the class immediatly recognized my Chibi shino!! 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? ...a bit... 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? YES... 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? YES!!its in english now but im not 18 TTTT 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NO!! 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Yes. 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Sexy yes, jack ass yes, any better , NO!! 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? more then one poser!! WHO WROTE THIS THING?? 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? YES IT HAS!! If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. Definitely me without a doubt. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.I've done both several times. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun! If your unpopular and had a a friend who's popular and you aren't friends anymore post this on your profile Child Abuse: My name is Sarah, I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mummy Would still want to hug me I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong Or else I'm locked up all the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just- Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah and I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...(taken from Sir Spamalots profile) You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) •.¸ (•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´.¸.• (¸.•´ •.¸)•. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. You Know You’re Addicted To Twilight When… You have seriously considered cliff diving. At the zoo, you give the wolves a wide berth. Whenever someone asks how your food is, you say, ‘Well, it’s no irritable grizzly…’ Any time you hear the name Edward, you spin around going ‘WHERE?’ Anyone with pale skin and strange eyes is subject to strange looks from YOU It’s perfectly acceptable to camp outside the bookstore for Breaking Dawn. You've added 'Volturi,' 'Volterra,' and 'Quileute' to your computer dictionary. You jump at the chance to move to small, rainy towns. People with extremely good looks and nice clothes are subject to RVT (Random Vampirism Tests) It's normal to hold 'Bella MUST BE CHANGED' protests in the middle of large cities. You create Random Vampirism Tests, which usually involve you, a knife and an artery. Hot doctors are subject to RVTs. No exceptions. Anyone who listens to Debussy/Muse/Claire DeLune is subject to glaring. You aren’t scared of thunderstorms, you just wonder where they’re playing baseball this time. It’s perfectly acceptable to edit your thoughts. It’s perfectly acceptable to carry around a vial of animal blood, JUST IN CASE you get changed. If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn before August 10th, 2008, copy this into your profile. (I'll personally supply the pitchforks.) If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile. If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.) If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld the epitome of randomness, Kushina Uzumaki 92, Universal Disaster f you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile (o.o) Help pokmeon rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again.Crazy is when you first read twilight you push the book in everyones faces and yell out EDWARD .Crazy is also when you pretend to skate in your bathtub in your bare feet with soap. Crazy is when you run around the house screaming that you have lost your mind. Crazy is when you tell your boyfriend Edward Cullen is hotter than him! Crazy is is telling your best friend (mishacon) who is also in love with Edward that you love him and when he comes to your school you are going to marry him and wear blue,green, or brown everyday beacuse Edward likes those colors! Crazy is going up to random people and telling them you are in love with Edward Cullen and will someday marry him, crazy is when you and/or your friends claim your everlasting love to a fictional character then cry when the said fictional character dies.If you've ever said to peopls who keep saying Ms.Fate deals bad cards, "AT LEAST SHES STILL DEALING!" If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! The Review Revolution... Even if the fic has 10002464 reviews already... Even if the fic is older than time itself... Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago... Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath... Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry... I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined (another) Review Revolution. "A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile. If you trip on air copy this into your profile! Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me' I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN With a 'death bomb' Bang! Boom! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE! Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore (Karin in Naruto Shippuuden) If you are a complete mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SkywardShadow,Hinarulover If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever! You know you're obsessed with Naruto when, · Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. · Live by a strict diet of only ramen. · Call your semester examine a chuunin exam. · Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". · Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. · Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. · Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names. · Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. · Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. · Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. · Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. · Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. · Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n. · Start to call your teachers Sennin. · Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. · Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. · When someone ask you who your dream guy is and you say Naruto. · Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. · Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. · Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. · Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. · Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. · List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. · Can spout out a random character quote on command. · Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it. · Sneak around and try to beat your grand father. · Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why!". · Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. · Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. (have not been bitten yet) · Read manga 24 hours non-stop. · Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times. · Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". · When you run, you run with your arms behind you. · Try to walk on top of a hot spring. · When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. · Write your name in blood on a big scroll. · Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter. · You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. · You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. · You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. · You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. · You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. · You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. · You always wear green, skintight clothes. · When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. · You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. · You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons. · You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. · You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. · You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru. · Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!" · You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke. · Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand. · You faint when someone touches your forehead. · You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees. · You try to kill your brother every day. · Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find. · You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. · You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor. · You always wear an orange jumpsuit. · You claim your life goal is to kill your brother. · You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth". · You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence. · You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball. · You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!". · You always carry a large fan behind you. · You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him. · In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" · Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body. · Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara. · Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow. · Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan. · When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself. · When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points. · You name your pig Ton-ton. · You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. · You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball. · You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous. · You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. · You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. · When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. · You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you. · You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome. · You have a frog wallet. · Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission. · You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke. · Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate. · You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. · You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. . You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (as long as its in a movie or cartoon though) If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!) If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, hinoru14, Hinata of the Waterfall, Morning's Child, SilentSinger948,Hinarulover, Jasper Whittlock Luver,Universal Disaster If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile If you are obbsesed beyond obbsession with ANY anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: TurotTrainer,kpizkool, BubblesBoo, SukiraOfTheLight, Morning's Child, SilentSinger948,Hinarulover, Jasper Whittlock Luver, Universal Disaster If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a Light side, a Dark side, and it holds the universe together paste this onto 2 ur page if u luv and are proud of being A NARUTARD AND DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT PEOPLE THINK If you think Sasuke's nickname is "Captain emo f'cktard" copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, copy this into your profile If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you love the couple NejixTenten, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you love the couple NejixTenten, copy and paste this into your profile. If you just realized your profile is a TAD too big, and you have given up on making sure you dont have to of the same thing, copy and paste this to your profile If you spend half an hour making up random copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your pro XD If you just relized that there isnt a glitch on the computer and the scroll bar really is JUST THAY SMALL cop and paste this to your profile... I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And th e kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is me, LR Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drdrive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile. This is true, I love being weird! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Wrath - Blue Spheal Ranger, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, koyuki kimura, Kyubi Kitsune no Mizu, Branwenn-wolf,Sahdowcat, Demoness Drakon, SesshyLover-cha, Likes to Smile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Holly Marie Fowl, icecream.sodapop, SesshyLover-cha, Likes to Smile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slashed chickens obsessively in Zelda and then freaked out when they started to chase you, copy and paste this to your profile Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Holden 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Black 3. Your first initial? L 4. Your month of birth? Decmeber 5. Which color do you like more, black or white?black... 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Liz 7. Your favorite number? 42 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? OCEAN!! cept when theres sharks circling me... 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I WISH I WAS A TRI-BILLIONARE!! Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! -- JOIN THE JASPER/BELLA ARMY!! -- If you love Jazella, copy and paste this to your profile!! YOU KNOW YOU LIKE BIKER MICE TOO MUCH WHEN... Immediately upon seeing the title of this page, you quote Vinnie and shout, "Too much is never enough!" Fishing becomes less a sport and more a form of revenge. You feel a desperate need to move to Chicago. When you saw the end of "Once Upon a Time On Mars", you sighed. When you see someone out riding a motorcycle late at night in Chicago, it makes you smile (yeah, this was a personal experience). You love Wrigley Field, despite your vehement hatred of baseball. You’ve been searching your radio for "The Sweet Georgie Brown" show, but to no avail. When you find a page that sells Biker Mice videos, you get up out of your chair and dance. Badly. You devote a small corner of your room to the pagan worship of Tom Tataranowicz (I’ve got a virgin sacrifice lined up for next Friday. Any volunteers?). You watch the original "90210" and pray that Ian Ziering laughs like Vinnie at least once during the episode. You watch "The Tick" in the vain hope that Rob Paulsen will do his "Throttle voice." You wish YOU had buck teeth, too. You despise shirts, no matter what the weather. You have a dream about a new season of Biker Mice, then become thoroughly depressed when you wake up and realize that it doesn’t exist. You’ve bookmarked Bikermice.com. You see the fish swimming in your mother’s aquarium and wonder, Are we next? When your house becomes infested with vermin, you purposely hide the mousetraps and lock your cat on the porch. You want to kill the Power Rangers—not just because of their existence, but because they pushed Biker Mice out of the #1 spot and spelled the series’ doom. You bought Biker Mice slippers for five-year olds, despite the fact that there’s no way in Hell they’ll ever fit your own feet. Your nightly prayers include the phrase, "Please please please bring back Biker Mice." You deeply regret the fact that human beings don’t have tails. You judge any potential romantic interest by the characters in the series ("Hmmm. Well, she has Charley’s wit…" "Well, he’s no Throttle, but if I can just get him into a pair of leather pants…") Whenever you go to visit relatives, you frantically page through the TV Guide, as "they might get it here." You can name every episode you taped over (and you could kick yourself for taping over "My Cheese is Quick" so you could watch something else later). Ladies: your ideal man is seven feet tall, has an overbite, lots of facial hair, neck hair, chest hair, back hair, etc. You credit the series with your score on the verbal section of the SAT (I know I do). You quote Modo’s mother. You’re willing to take Stan Lee and Marvel Comics hostage to force them to bring back Biker Mice (I’m willing to negotiate, but if they don’t hurry, then Andy Kubert’s head is going through a wall!). You watch Akira and think to yourself, "Now if these guys had done the animation…" You switch to contacts just so you can wear sunglasses like Throttle’s. The Hair Club for Men hangs up on you because of your repeated inquiries about transplants on your arms, legs, back, etc. Despite the fact that the art was lacking, the three issues of Biker Mice from Mars you found in comic book form are the most prized in your entire collection. When you have children, you plan to name one of them Vincent, then try to convince your signifigant other that Throttle and Modo are good names, too. If nothing else, then you demand that your next child will be named Charley...As long as it’s a girl. You reason that the only reason Martian mice were never discovered by humans is a coverup effort by the Martian government (destroying the sattelites; forcing them down into uninhabited areas, etc.). You dyed a yellow strip down your scalp so you could look like Rimfire. You’re going to build a monument to the noble young men and women lost during the Plutarkian War (as soon as your government funding comes through). Instead of screaming on roller coasters, you make a point of shouting, "AOOOOOOOW!" as you go down the first big hill. You see Mickey as a corruptive influence. You’re working to get that law on beastiality repealed before we make first contact with Martian mice grin (Come to think of it, you could make a really sick joke out of the "first contact" part, too). You named your bicycle "Lil’ Darlin." You define "quality time" as sixteen hours of nonstop Biker Mice episodes (family is so highly overrated). You want a war to break out soon so that you too can be a Freedom Fighter. You fill in the Species blank on any fansite guestbook with something other than "human." You wouldn’t mind being abducted if it was Martian mice instead of those damn grays (even if they still did the anal-probing thing). You become frustrated that your word processor has very few synonyms for "cheese." You check out books on motorcycles, cheeses, and firearms to hunt up possible character names for your next FanFic. If you are guilty of at least five of these things, then my friends...welcome to the club!! If you support odd cartoon crossover couples, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to see how much stuff you have to have on your profile before it explodes then copy and paste this onto your profile, and hey add your name to the list for some fun! Universal Disaster, If you're completely against bigots AND discrimination alike then copy this into your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you support a cartoonxOC (i.e. WillxOC), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have so many copy and paste your not completely sure you dont have two of something, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Piper Halliwell needs to stop ranting about being normal without magic, post this onto your profile. If you think Cheese from Fosters is nothing but an annoying little pest, copy this onto your profile. If you think Everybody hates Chris is funnier than the the dumber comedy shows people watch, put this on your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. There is a person who's life goal is to flame anyone he sees. If you have been flamed by said flamer copy and paste this to let him know WE'RE ON TO YOU! and to quote Twisted Sister: WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! oh and if you weren't flamed yet post this to let them know that. If you think anyone who has flamed you without pointing out the REAL TRUTH and just insults is a spurned, pampered junkie, copy THIS on your profile. If you think ED is full of biased, idiotic people with nothing better to do but to taunt and disrespect people post THIS on your profile. 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