wilma.de.wordehide bio
 Author has written 15 stories for Sherlock. Howdy, friend! Thanks for stopping by! I'm back to writing fanfiction after a decade-long hiatus. Excited for the fresh start and pleased as punch to be re-joining the community. You guys are brilliant. Seriously. I'm writing almost exclusively Sherlock BBC (I say 'almost' because who knows what might happen if I'm wine drunk and re-watching LotR): plenty of JohnLock, ParentLock, and general adorableness. So far, everything I'm writing is existing in the same general AU that follows canon pretty closely. Just, you know, for the record. Please check out my new tumblr page for more silliness: I have nothing but gratitude and unconditional love for my beta and writing partner, V.Buttons.P, who is an inspiration to me on a daily basis and requires frequent fwumping. She is amazing. Seriously. Check out her stuff. If you are unfamiliar with fwumping, I am very sad on your behalf and volunteer to demonstrate on you should we ever be in the same place at the same time. If you're in the market for a beta and copy editor, please PM me! I have excellent grammar and would love to help. I don't own any of the characters I write about; I just love them to the depths of my heart and the tips of my toes. Please don't sue me, Steven Moffat. I already fear and admire you. Mark Gatiss, you can sue me, but only if you do it while dressed as Joan Crawford or Bamber Gascoigne. I'm not picky. You can also find me over at Archive of Our Own: |
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Feline by V.Buttons.P reviews
Baker Street Ficlet. John makes a friend that reminds him of someone very dear to him. (Post-Reichenbach, Implied Johnlock if you squint, general adorableness, brief angst)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Sexting by wendymarlowe reviews
It's been months since John's last got off properly (i.e. not just by himself), and he's more than a little frustrated. Sherlock is out of town on a case, but deduces the reason for John's mood and bluntly offers to help via text. Smutty little lemon with some humor (it's Sherlock, after all!) and delightfully explicit without actually being all that naughty, anatomically speaking.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Date Night by Sendai reviews
John plans a date with his asexual, sociopathic flatmate. All does not run smoothly. Can Sherlock and John make their way through date night. This is fluffy slash for Christmas. Rated T for language, snogging and mild adult references. Now Complete!Merry Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Aftermath and Affection reviews
In Progress. Four months after their encounter with Moriarty, the Watson-Holmes family struggles to recover and move forward. (Graphic imagery; Johnlock; Parentlock; Mollstrade; plenty of time with Hamish and Will; TW: PTSD, past torture, past abuse, past drug abuse; proposals; Sherlock is really sick of serviettes.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson
The Ballet reviews
COMPLETE. After eleven years of relative peace on Baker Street, an old acquaintance comes to pay a visit. (JohnLock; Parentlock; TW: PTSD, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Violence Against Children, Torture, Drug Abuse, Major character death; TWs to be added as they become necessary.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, OC - Complete
Still, Still, Still
Ficlet One-Off. John is working overnight and Sherlock tells the boys a bedtime story. (Makes slightly more sense if you read Pere Noel especially. William, Hamish, stories of Mary. Stupid fluff for Monday.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M.
Père Noël reviews
Ficlet One-Off. William Watson-Holmes knows without a doubt that Father Christmas is real. (Johnlock; Parentlock; Will, Sherrinford Holmes, and Hamish-centric; cute, fluffy, Christmas-in-September silliness; my personal headcannon; 76 to you all :3.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Form and Fuse reviews
Ficlet One-Off. He doesn't know how to explain it, so he won't. (JohnLock; stream of consciousness; Sherlock's perspective. I listened to Mountain Goats all weekend and this happened.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Unexpected Integration reviews
COMPLETE. A rare, quiet night at Baker Street leads to a conversation about the future. (JohnLock; ParentLock; surrogacy; fatherhood; appearances by Will and Hamish eventually; fluffy joyness feelings time.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, Molly Hooper
Lists and Lost Translations reviews
Ficlet One-off. John has kept a number of lists: small proof of Sherlock's true nature. They do little to ease his grief and loneliness. A companion piece of sorts to 'Standard Issue'. (JohnLock; pre- and post-Reichenbach with a tiny bit of Empty Hearse; established relationship; TW for thoughts of suicide and mental illness.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2014
Song and Silence reviews
Ficlet One-Off. John doesn't like to worry, but it seems he does little else when it comes to his youngest son. But does he have cause for concern or is all of this just natural? (JohnLock; ParentLock; Friday Fluff; Featuring Papa Greg, Will, Hamish, mentions of Mary, Molly, Mycroft, and Mrs H; aka how much does Wilma love Hercule Poirot? SO MUCH IT HURTS.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Things Left Unsaid reviews
COMPLETE. John Watson is getting married in three days' time and Sherlock's carefully constructed facade is slowly unravelling. (JohnLock; Unrequited Love; Papa Greg being magnificent; Drug Use; appearances by Mrs H, Sherrinford, Mary, and Molly; in and around The Sign of Three.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014
To Absent Friends reviews
COMPLETE. In the wake of a tragic loss, John is in pieces and Sherlock must determine the best course of action for all three of them. (JohnLock; ParentLock; appearances by Will, Mrs. Hudson, and the rest of the gang; potential TW: death, depression, self-harm, etc.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, Mary M.
Standard Issue reviews
Ficlet One-Off. On a quiet afternoon back when the world made sense, John and Sherlock exchanged tokens to show the world to whom they belonged. Now alone and on the run, Sherlock's only anchor is the beat of cool metal against his chest. (JohnLock; Post-Reichenbach; Stream of Consciousness; appearances by other Holmeses and Mrs H; brief descriptions of graphic stuff.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2014
An Education in the Arts reviews
Ficlet One-off. William expands his creative endeavours. Sherlock serves as critic. Hamish is over it all. (JohnLock; ParentLock; appearances by Will and Hamish; Will be generally the most adorable thing on the entire planet; I can't even.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Declivity reviews
Ficlet One-off. Immediately following Reichenbach. Sherlock's first steps in his new life. (Implied JohnLock; appearances by the Other Holmes.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Courteous and Rough reviews
Ficlet One-off. A quiet evening on Baker Street. (JohnLock; ParentLock; appearances by Will and Hamish; silly fluff for your Tuesday.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Academic Compromise reviews
Ficlet One-off. William Watson-Holmes attempts to stage a protest against his father's arcane opinion regarding education. (JohnLock; ParentLock; appearances by Hamish and Will; references to Mary.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, Molly Hooper - Complete