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which south park character #1

Stan:

[ ] You're the normal kid

[x] You have an older sister

[ ] You often puke

[ ] You have a poofball hat

[ ] One of your parents is a geologist

[ ] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn

[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

[ ] You have a lot of talents

Count: 2

Kyle:

[ ] You're Jewish

[want one but can't find one... does that count?] You own an ushanka

[ ] You have an adopted sibling

[x] You easily get mad

[x] Your hair is curly

[ ] You're diabetic

[x] Green or Orange are one of your favorite colors

[ ] One of your parents is a lawyer

Count: 3

Cartman:

[x] You're fat/big-boned

[x more so when i actually went out] You get made fun of because of your body weight

[x more so when i actually went out] People make fat jokes about you

[x] You eat a lot of junk food

[ ] You love acting/dressing like Hitler

[x of course we don't... i know first hand] You think Ginger Kids have no souls

[ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars

[x] You have a single mother for a reason

Count:6

Kenny:

[ ] You hide your face

[x] You're quiet

[x] You love boobies

[x] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind

[ ] You have cheesed before

[x] You're poor

[ ] Your parents fight all the time

[ ] You beg for money

Count: 4

Butters:

[ ] You often get called "gay"

[ ] You get grounded all the time

[ ] You don't have a lot of hair

[x] You've seen your parents naked before

[x] You have a fatass friend

[x when i was in school...] You're not that popular at school

[x badly and only in the privacy of my own home] You dance

[x] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex

Count: 5

Craig:

[x] You flip people off

[ ] You're one of the cool kids at school

[x] You've gotten ripped off before

[ ] You think you're cool

[x] Most of the time you're not happy

[x] You don't participate in anything you think sucks

[ ] If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy

[ ] Your last name starts with a T

[ ] You like things nice and boring

Count: 4

Clyde:

[ ] You're attractive

[x] You love tacos

[ ] Girls/Guys love you

[ ] You love parties

[x] Your friends are mean to other people

[x] Your hair is messy at sometimes

[x] You often wear red and/or blue
[ ] You look at Playboy Magazines

Counts: 4

Token:

[does 1/8 count?] You're African American

[ ] You're rich

[ ] Anything racist gets you mad

[ ] You're a nice guy/girl

[ ] You wear purple and yellow

[ ] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black"

[ ] You live in a big house

[x] You've kicked a fat kid before

Count: 1

Wendy:

[ ] You're a Straight A Student

[ ] You're a feminist

[x] You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend

[ ] You fall in love with other boys/girls

[x I'm assuming this means ho?] You get called a "hoe"

[x] You get mad easily at things against you

[ ] School is fun to you

[x] You're a bitch

Count: 4

Bebe:

[ ] Your hair is blonde

[x] You love boys/girls with hot asses

[ ] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy

[ ] You are/were a head/regular cheerleader

[ ] You like playing Truth or Dare

[ ] You love girl talk

[ ] You think your boobs are too big for your age

[ ] You're part of a Secret Committee

Count: 1

Red:

[ ] You have straight red hair

[ ] You wear violet

[x] You can be a total bitch at some times

[ ] You love talking on the phone

[x] You get called by your nickname

[ ] When your parents are gone, you invite people over

[ ] You have fallen in love with the eye candy

[x] You talk only to your friends

Count: 3

Tweek:

[x] You get frightened easily

[x] You drink coffee

[does fidgeting count?] You tend to twitch

[x] You see things that other people do not

[x] Your hair is usually messy

[ ] Your clothes are messy/ placed incorrectly without your notice

[ ] You stutter

Count: 4

Randy Marsh:

[x] You've been drunk before

[x] You are often stupid

[ ] You want to become a geologist one day

[ ] You fight with baseball fathers/mothers

[ ] You have gotten arrested for a stupid reason

[ ] You play childish games

[x] You've once did something gay in your life

[ ] You love beer

Count: 3

Cartman :) was hoping for Tweek though... he reminds me so much of myself at his age...

which south park character #2

[ ] You don't care about worldly issues.
[x] You can be a huge dick sometimes.
[ ] You have hazel eyes.
[ ] You have a kitty.
[x] You like food a lot.
[ ] You can get away with things easily.
Total: 4

Tweek:
[ ] Your favorite color is teal.
[ ] You're an only child.
[ ] Your parents run their own business.
[x] You don't like school.
[x] You're neurotic and hyper.
[x] You love coffee.
[x] You're shy.
[ ] You don't like horror movies.
[x] You feel not many people understand you.
[ ] You have blond hair.
Total: 5

Craig:
[ ] Your favorite color is dark blue.
[x] You have a younger sister.
[x] Your family's dysfunctional.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] You're pragmatic and like boring things.
[x] You don't like sports or physical exertion.
[x] Flipping people off is funny.
[x] Some people really piss you off.
[x sometimes] You like it safe and easy.
[x can be] You're passive and reserved.
Total: 7

Butters:
[ ] Your favorite color is turquoise.
[ ] You're an only child.
[ ] You're constantly being grounded/told off.
[ ] You have blond hair.
[x sometimes] You're sweet and innocent.
[ ] You're very likable.
[x sometimes] You're a pushover and people walk all over you.
[x] You're naive and sometimes clueless.
[x sometimes] You trust people too easily.
[x sometimes prefer to avoid...] You know how to stand up for yourself but prefer to avoid conflict.
Total: 5

Clyde:
[x] Your favorite color is red.
[ ] You're an only child.
[ ] You're rich.
[x] You've been used.
[x] You're a pussy/cry-baby/bitch sometimes.
[ ] You're a brunette.
[ ] You're slightly arrogant.
[ ] You're kinda simple/shallow.
[ ] You follow trends.
[ ] You feel bad letting someone else take the fall for you.
Total: 3

looks like kenny and Craig...

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