"... Violets are blue, energon is sweet, and so are you!" Happy Valentine's Day from the Transformers! The best thing is their Valentine's cards come all year round. So sit back with some chocolate, and read the poems they've written you! Rated just for safety...

WARNING: this will kill you!... from laughter!

The Transformers Prime gang enters the world of Facebook! Join the Autobots and Decepticons as they update their statuses, post photos and annoy the frag out of each other using the ways Facebook has to offer. Rated T for Cybertronian and English curses.

Wheeljack and his human friend, Anna, have a bonding moment before they go for their morning drive. Cute Story, filled with tickles!

When an Autobot named Sklight crashed on earth she was alone and spent many years thinking she was the only Autobot here. But after a crazy back road race, She soon finds out that is not the case. But will she be excepted by the small group of Autobots or will she be sent away because of her strange abilities. SmokescreenXoc, Father Daughter relationship between Ratchet and oc.

Dreadwing has just come back from a mission with Breakdown and he has to confront Breakdown's daughter and tell her the truth. Spoilers if you haven't watched the TFP episode Crossfire DISCLAIMER! I DO NOT OWN TRANSFORMERS! TRANSFORMERS BELONGS TO HASBRO!

Shadow Stalker was a warrior in the gladiator arena. She was cunning, sneaky, knowledge hungry, and rash. She had never done anything great or awesome. Yet, she had become this great mech's friend, and stood next to him when he was named Optimus at is where her story begins. For Autobotschic!

Sophia is a walking twenty one year old science project who SHEILD decides could be useful with them when Loki comes back to earth, but maybe the Trickster doesn't want fire trailing behind him and Sophia tries to help. Loki&OC - After avengers. R&R

Hello people! Ever wanted to find out what the Autobots and Deceptacons think? Well I am interviewing all of them myself, more will be explained in the first chapter.

Sparkling twins battle against a gigantic monster. Needles. The poor sparkling will need to be hold by four mechs to get the horrific moment of pain and cry done. I love them!

COMPLETE. Just a filled list of prompts based around Halloween for each day of October. Any continuity of Transformers.

Go ahead, ask me a fragging question! Its not like I got anything better to do! /Ask your favorite traitor a question! Ask Prime, G1, Armada, or Bay-verse 'Screamer, he has to answer! Ask anything!/ NOW OPEN ONCE AGAIN!

He always felt a sort of resentment, as a young bot, who was crazy. But, that's all gonna change. First fanfic, with a preview first, do what you must, just review. T for safety precautions, possible swearing, maybe.

This is an RP Mrs.Bumblebee and I did. One day, Jack finds himself in base, with only Ratchet and Optimus for company. He then notices how knotted their wiring is and the layers of dirt on their plating. So what does he do? He decides to do something about it. Friendship fluffyness! Enjoy!

First Aid is sick but he doesn't want to go to the hospital! Major problems enissue.

Decepticons don't love. They don't fall in love… they probably don't even know how to spell it. Some know friendship, but that's as far as it goes. But sometimes you just can't stop it ...

Breakdown has uncofessed feelings towards megatrons daughter, but when he tells her, how will she react? bad summery but good story. first chapter is short but others will be longer. rated T just incase. BreakdownXoc and Dreadwingxoc

When Ratchet asks Shadow to bond with him and she refuses, ratchet gets the whole backstory. This leads the two on a journey through ups and downs which will completely change their lives... forever.

What if Jack had an older sister, how would that change everything that happened to the Autobots and their friends? RxOC MxJ

With Moonracer suffering with amnesia from a tragic accident, the decepticons take advantage. But Starscream's emotions start to take control as their friendship grows into something more...

As a Prime, Optimus can't show love towards anyone but his inner feeling take over.

"No doubt lingered in Starscream's processor. He detested Earthling music."

My third piss list. This time, the target's everyones favorite seeker/ all around back stabbing con STARSCREAM! Let the insanity begin! Rated T for Transformer swears, and suggestive adult themes.

My sequel to pissing off Sentinel. This time the stakes are raised, and the morals are dropped. Guaranteed to put you on Megatron's most hated list. Rated T for Adult themes,and Cybertron swearing. FINALLY DONE! !

What happens when I get an idea from an author about interviews, and drink loads of Mountain Dew? Read and find out. If you dare. Notice: No Transformers were harmed in the making of this fic. There was a thick glass wall in between us. (Set in Aramda)