Hello, I'm drug Crazed Kyuubi!(suprise suprise) As I have noticed many of you have given lots of information about yourself. I on the other hand don't really have anything that I want to give away accept.1...I'm a guy. 2...I'm crazy. So I'm just put in some fun stuff in my profile. Have fun.

First off we'll start with some funny jokes:Q.What did a pig say at the beach on a hot summer day

A.I'm bacon!

Q.How many personal injury attornies does it take to screw in a lightbulb

A.3...one to screw in the light bulb, on to shake him off the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company!

Q.What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer

A.The good lawyer knows the law and the great lawyer knows the judge

Q.How do you know if lawyer is lying

A.His lips are moving

"You seem to be in distress,"said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?" "Well your Honour," says the witness, "I was told to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth but every time I try, a lawyer objects."

I'll try to find some more fun stuff so please...DON'T SUE ME!