Because obviously nothing so blatantly screams "humor fic collection" than the struggle of an undying hunter against blood-crazed beasts, lunatics craving the Eldritch Truth, and abominations from beyond the waking world, right? Right?

Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.

The cast of the RE games are in a race against time to buy the new 'Resident Evil 5' game first! Rated T for slapstick violence, occasional foul language, and bizarre sexual innuendos, especially Sherry's closet pervertedness. Dedicated to Wesker Chick.

Sequel to The Legend of Zelda: The Return. Based loosely on A Link to the Past.

Inspired by 1wingangel's fic and the game! Rally continues her misadventure with the sexy badass, but needs to rejoin Leon to continue their adventure and escape the island. Is Rally clever enough to escape Wesker's clutches? NEW CHAPPY! R & R please! Temporary hiatus due to major rewrite overhaul

DA2, Mage F!Hawke/Merrill. Making a pact with one demon does not provide immunity to others. In Merrill's case, the offers have only increased.

Merrill meets a burglar! Oh, it's so very exciting!

"It might just bite back." A year after the Blight, Ines the Botanist and Wynne the Healer are just very good friends, aren't they? How did this start again? One-shot about disfunctional mages.

Jim, Spock, and Bones and a Shore Leave... on Vulcan! Sounds like the epitome of Boredom to Bones, but at least nothing bad can happen... right? NON-SLASH Kplus Cuz I'm paranoid and I like to beat the crap out of Jim.

Ever wonder what would happen if RE characters were substituting for your school teachers? Just try to picture it. Yeah, didn't think you could.

Rich people appreciate fine dining. Regular people eat burgers. Anzu uses pasta dishes as Frisbees. This dinner was such a bad idea. Seto/Anzu

It is a time of change. Link and Zelda are reunited after years of forced separation and must confront a new threat to the peace of Hyrule as well as reawaked feelings for one another as dark forces seek to posess the Blood of the Holders.

Leon and Krauser are the best agents President Graham has had in years, but he sends them on the most mundane missions you could imagine.

A few months after JTB, Lieutenant Uhura meets Spock's parents on a linguistics seminar. Sarek is not entirely comfortable with playing second fiddle.

Ten times Ambassador Sarek encountered Captain James T. Kirk. Spoilers from pre-Journey to Babel era up through the end of The Voyage Home. Gift fic for Tharin. Spock-Kirk-McCoy and Amanda-centric, Sarek POV. Nonslash.

set in modern day, this tells story of jesus who ends up going into space by accident gods fault . there he meets the star trek crew and they go on an adventure.

When tragedy befalls Kaiba, Yugi and his friends fear such a devastating loss may be too much for him, and now, unless he can fight a hostile takeover, he stands to lose Kaiba Corporation as well. Or is something else wrong? -gen, no pairings-

M!Warden/Morrigan. Ten years after the fact, he still has no idea what will come of it all.

The Mad Hatter has an unexpected guest, but she is dreadfully lost and needs his help to find herself. Mostly fluff.

A series of small one-shots, ranging from paragraphs to pages long, each one based on a certain theme. Gordon and Alyx-centric, for the most part. Okay, maybe some Grigori. Violence and language -- this is Half-Life, after all.

Zelda inquires as to the nature of the words 'Your Highness.' Impa, who harbors little love for the child under her care, just wants to go to bed.

You can tell a lot about a person by how much of the covers they hog.

Chris and Wesker eat breakfast together. Not slash, just crack.

A character study on William Birkin, in a series of small incidents leading up to the events of Resident Evil 2.

The year following Light Yagami's death, things begin to go wrong. Is it the house? Is it Near? Is it ever going to stop?

Oneshots during Episodes One and Two. NEW: Hypothetical Episode Three one-shot. As the Borealis erupts in explosions, Alyx faces a tough decision.

Mello and Near are the strangest birthday presents L ever receives. Oneshot.

Maybe, Gevanni thinks, maturity for Near is growing out of his robots and remote-controlled ducks and switching to card castles and construction toys. postseries, follow up to the Shonen Jump oneshot

There once was a time I was sure of the bond when my hands and my tongue and my thoughts were enough. We are the same but our lives move along. And the third one between replaces what once was love. Annette-centric.

Drabble. Matsuda still can't get his point across.

WHOO! A New Chappy is up! Finally! Wesker is dropped into a locked room and fights BOWs by himself! But when he gets injured, will he accept the group's help? Sally unleashes a Boss BOW! Is the group ready for this? Hiatus reworking story

Pegasus was once a 17 year old boy on the verge of getting everything he wanted. Roses wither quickly in a city of glass and concrete. Some lose their petals faster than others. Now his Eye and his plans to return Cynthia are gone, what's left for him?

A collection of Matsuda stories, mostly short, based off the Ficlet 50 prompts. Because the guy doesn't get enough love. Spoiler warning for pretty much everything in the series.

Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?

The Holy Mother is not yet empowered, and for a certain sacrament, death is not the end. SH4, post '21 Sacraments' ending. Contains semiSLASH.

Chris goes out one night and spots a a familiar figure trying to drown his sorrows and joins him. PreMansion, No Pairing. Rated M for language. Oneshot. R&R Perhaps?

TP. Concerning four characters who weren't as well explored as they deserved to be. Ashei, Auru, Rusl and Shad played as much of a part as any in this chapter of Hyrule's history. Eventual spoilers, obviously.

Sherry Birkin learns an important lesson about growing up.

In which our intrepid Mercenaries discuss, among other things, life, love, and the guesstimated size of Krauser's... uh, arm.

Link is fed up with his ocarina music. So he starts an alternative rock band with Zelda, Vaati, Dark Link and Midna. But Ganondorf is determined to stop their rise to fame with a band of his own.

Imagine Robot Chicken and Resident Evil in a blender....Never seen Robot Chicken, read this anyway. Never played RE? Why are you even here? Read and Review! Chap 3 Up!

Because even sociopathic black op agents enjoy a traditional family Christmas. Just the sort of traditional Christmas that comes with Decoy Santas, telekinetically flying reindeer and the Sorrow of Christmas Past.

Legacies are stupid, stupid things. Matsuda, Sayu, an absence, and Ryuk.

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Brain's quest. Cept he's not so bright... Even if you aren't a Quest 64 fan i recomend you read!

There are good days there are bad days, and there are days that simply exist.... Ensemble, first published in 'Ampersand'.

An idea for a Birkin fic that I've been playing around with for a while now. The lovely Leon S. Kennedy also plays a starring role. It's not too bad. You should try it out. UPDATE: What the hell? An update? Chapter Six: Wesker finally makes an appearance.

Post RE4 OneShot. Leon and Ada discover that sometimes the truth lies in what is left unsaid, and sometimes meaning can only be found at the other end of the spectrum.

Kaiba desires a very special portrait to be painted, and he'll pay any price to have it.

Sarek gets a glimpse of the friendship between Spock and Kirk.

Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE

obi-wan's on the loose, and he's armed with...MAGIC BROWNIES!!! Be afraid! COMPLETE AT LAST! REJOICE!