The good, the bad, the ugly, the crazy, the confusing and the just plain diturbing. A parody of all Severus Snape pairings, except SSHG. More pairings than you can fit in a summary or shake a stick at. OOCness to the MAX! repeat MAX!

A romance set in the era of Jane Austen novels, this is the story of a woman and a man. The man thinks he is better than all others, & the woman knows she is smarter. Their differences aside, they have one thing in common, both are smitten with the other.

Prequel to DAYG. What came before for Harry, Draco, Hermione, and their families leading up to DAYG, and how they ended up the way they are. Explorations to the unknown past, hidden hearts, and secrets that shouldn't be kept.