Welcome to my profile, and thank you for taking the time to stop by. As someone who is generally speaking not a fan of the internet and is not very good at using it, I hope that I am using this space on my profile page wisely. Let me begin by stating that I am not a writer by any stretch of the imagination, but every once in a while I get an itch I can't help but scratch. What is presented by me here on this platform is my attempt at scratching. Since all attempts at art, whether good or bad, are in some sense performative, I felt that making it available would serve me better than leaving these attempts to rot on my hard drive. Essentially, I feel like I can get something more out of it by putting it out there. I will attempt to have a new chapter available in as timely a fashion as possible, but I must admit that I am still in some senses in the planning stage for something I have never done, and that what is presented here is more akin to a rough draft than it is a perfected work. Therefore, updates may not be as regular as I would like to be able to provide. But for anyone willing to follow me along this writing adventure, know that your mere readership is something I truly value, and that I welcome criticism in all its forms and will be sure to take it into consideration. I hope you enjoy the read!