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Joined 03-04-11, id: 2775722, Profile Updated: 03-04-11
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Hiiii EVERYONE!!! How are you on this marvelously brilliant and fateful day? LOL

Name: Muffin-chan...Cuz I luv muffins XD

Age: Below 18

Sex:If you really can't guess, female

B-day:April,18

Bloodtype:AB

Relationship Statues: Looking for true love~

Hair:BLACK!!! or is it brown...

Eyes:BLACK!!!! or again... maybe just dark brown

Zodiac: Aries, :D

Loves: YAOI!! NARUTO!!! KUROUSHITSUJI!!! HARRY POTTER!!! and some other things that u dun needa know, yeah

Hates:Female characters in manga and anime... They just take up space where there should have been more hotties= =

Personality: I guess I'm errrrrr Random...? And I know I talks too much... But I'm not stupid or silly or dumb or retarded, nor am I a moron. I admit I love Yaoi but I'm not perverted. I like staring for a loong time~ Allow my mind to wonder off to Yaoi land, yeah

Now some interesting things that you guys are just DYING to know:

Pairings I love:

SASODEI!!! Ahhhh! Danna! Deidei sama!!! Yaaaa! My fav!!

Uchihacest (I know incest is wrong... But they are just so hot!!! Who can blame them if they fuck each other?)

SasuNaru (Yeah well... We all know it will never ever happen even if it's the end of the world)

GaaNaru (Tis cute!!They are made 4 each other!!!)

ItaDei (Not as hot as Sasodei... But, who the hell cares 0.o)

AloisXCiel (Soooo Kawaiii!!!)

CielXSebby (Hinted in the anime! And the Manga! They are made 4 each other!!!)

HarryXTom (Yeah well... Tom and Harry are like, meant to be! But really, I just like it cuz there's Tom)

HarryXVoldy (Would have been perfect... But the bold head, no nose... Among other THINGS...)

Pairings I loathe

SasuSaku (I hate Sakura!!! Pink Haired B*!!! Killed SASORI!!!)

NaruSaku(See above ==||)

NaruHina(Hinata is stupid, that's all XD)

MioneXRon(Hermione is just a bossy know-it-all... Ron is just a stupid bigot)

GaaLee(Lee=bushy eyebrow idiot. Gaara=dangerously sexy hottie. *Shivers*)

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One last word/prediction/warning: YAOI WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!!! that's all. XD

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Nightshade by BL00DofTheViNE reviews
Gaara is a badass: Anti-social, rich, and elusive. Naruto is a nice guy, if a little blonde - literally . School politics, a limousine... alcohol, music, lust and cigarettes all play a part in bringing these two together. AU. Colab with EvanescentCrimson.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,759 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Sand by HellSandwich reviews
Gaara has a meeting, so he decides to have some fun with Naruto. Includes non-conventional use of sand. PWP, Hardcore Yaoi, Toys, Bondage, GaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 256 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Gaara's Plan by weirdtobisenpai reviews
Naruto and Lee are suddenly summoned to the Sand village by thier good friend Gaara to assist him with a task. However, after being ditched by Lee, the blonde sees something he didn't expect from the kazekage. But this is all according to the plan.*3sum*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Grandeur Seduction reviews
Deidara and Sasori had being partner for a long time. Then, they started getting strange feelings for each other. And somewhere far away, a mysterious force is at work trying to break down the ninja world. Will it destroy them? Will it destroy the world?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sasori, Deidara