Gender: Male

Country: USA

State: Tennessee

City: Arlington

Favorite Sport: Football

Favorite Division: SEC

Favorite College Team: Tennessee

Favorite NFL Team: New York Giants

Tumblr: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS SO WHY WOULD I HAVE ONE!

FAVORITE SERIES: PJO, and HoO

2nd Favorite Series: Hunger Games

Favorite type of music: Country

Favorite Band: Rasscall Flatts

Favorite Singer: Train

Favorite Song: It changes alot so, Wordplay, Me and My Gang, Mayberry, What Makes You Beautiful, Drive By, Etc.

I have not written a single book, but I have read... lets just say I'm running out of books to read and leave it at that.

I get bored... alot.

I am only writing this to make this profile thing look longer.

I love Football, it's my favorite sport, but I rarely get to play anymore. :(

I have ADD.

I think you should only have at most 4 pairs of shoes, nice shoes and Tennis shoes.

I like hats

I LOVE DOGS!

BLOGS ARE STUPID!!!

AU-Alternate Universe

OC- Original Character

OOC- Out of Character

Mary-sue- an all around perfect OC that ruins the whole story.

CC- Constructive criticism

Flames- a comment or review that only points out faults and is stated harshly.

IC- In character

AN- Author's note

R&R- Read & review

POV- Point of view

Amateurs Built the Ark, Professionals Built the Titanic

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Thalia Grace-Pinecone Face, Daughter-Of-Jove, silvershadowrebel, zach2017

Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it.

Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.

Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (but its only a suggestion.)

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (well...duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought??)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts...)

On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or ourtdoor use only.' (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Now, somebody out there help me out on this one. I'm a bit curious...)

On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a steak: Serving suggestion: Freeze (But wouldn't that hurt your teeth?)

Post this on your profile if you hate racism(This made me laugh!)

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'mBLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

WHOEVER ORIGINALLY CAME UP WITH THIS, IT'S OFF OF THE MOVIE RED TAILS!

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (what, just like three times??)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

(I've been asking the same question)

Boys are like Slinky's. (ONLY SOMEWHAT) Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs (ITS FUN IF YOU'RE THE ONE FALLING TOO).

(It's a joke about guys... doesn't mean I don't agree with it..)

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

If I throw a stick, will you go away? (YES!)

Copy and Pastes

Originals-

IF YOU HAVE EVER TALKED TO YOUR SELF IN THE 3RD PERSON COPY AND PASTE

IF YOU HAVE EVER TALKED TO YOURSELF IN A BRITISH ACCENT COPY AND PASTE

Copied and Pasted-

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question then knew the answer right after you asked, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

Questions For Girls That I Haven't Gotten A Good Enough Answer To Yet... If You Get A Good Answer, Please Tell Me!

I have no Idea why girls wear high-heels, they just make your feet hurt.

I have no Idea why girls need 20 pairs of shoes to go with all their outfits.

I don't understand why you cant wear Dark brown with Black.

I don't get why girls need to straighten their or curl it when it looks just fine.

I don't know why girls have to change purses every week. It just wastes time.

I don't know why girls wear makeup when their face is just fine.

I don't know why girls bring 2 suitcases when they're only staying for a week.

I don't know why girls have to get the thing that everyone else has to stay normal.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I won't get the joke today. But don't worry. Tomorrow it will be funny.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

24 ways to annoy your parents:

1. Follow them around everywhere

2. Moo when they say your name

3. Pretend to have amnesia

4.Say everything backwards

5. Run into walls

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7.Go into their room at 3 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. snort loudly when you laugh then laugh harder

9. Say all the lines in a movie

10. Pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!!!!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!"

12. Talk to a pen

13. Have tons of imaginary friends that you talk to all the time

14. Try to climb the wall

15. Put pegs on your nose and ears.

16. Switch the light switch on and off for awhile then finally say "Ohhh . . . I get it"

17. Eat your hair

18. Hold their hand and say "I see dead people"

19. When you are in the shower or bathtub yell "I'm drowning!"

20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

21. Pretend to be a phone

22. Try to swim on the floor

23. Tap on their door all night . . .

24. Read this to them

What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

Umm, I think this page is long enough now.