GIRLIKESTACOShide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Mass Effect, Quake, and Super 8. Any devianART artist willing to draw fan art out of the kindness of their hearts? No? Crap. I will be blunt, I don't have the money right now to get good commisions on deviantART. Too busy saving up. If anyone would like to draw some art for my story, please send me a message on my devaintART profile. Any artwork will be added to my favorites. :D The great and talented upshadragoon of deviantART was nice enough to accept a discounted commission for me. Here is the final product of our collaboration. :) Personal Info Hi. My name is Sean. I enjoy reading video game fan-fictions, Mass Effect fan-fictions mostly. I'm not an interesting person, but i'll tell you guys what I can. You can refer to me by my online alias, GIR. I am a Senior in High School. When i'm not studying for things, I spent the rest of my time playing video games or writing for my story, Mass Effect: The Odd Ones Out. I'm a simple person who enjoys video games. I like WW2 anything, anything with good action in it. I also have Asperger's Syndrome, which is a bitch to deal with. Favorite Movies: Inception, Ferris Buller's Day Off, Real Genius, Star Wars (The originals, the prequels never existed.), District 9, A Bridge Too Far, Patton, Shindler's List, The Goonies, Falling Down, and almost anything with Arnold in it. Favorite TV Programs: Band Of Brothers, Dexter, Dexter's Laboratory (LOL, coincidence.), The Simpsons, and anything on the Military Channel. Favorite Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Bleach, and even some Big O. Favorite Games: Mass Effect, Dead Space, Crysis, Call Of Duty, The Orange Box, Portal 2, Metal Of Honor (series, not the new one.), Halo, Gears Of War, Left 4 Dead, Dead Rising, Borderlands, F.E.A.R., Return To Castle Wolfenstein, Monday Night Combat, Fallout 3 and New Vegas, Mirror's Edge, GTA4, Bioshock, Quake 1,2,3, and 4, Doom, Moonbase Alpha, Alien Swarm, Garry's Mod, and Minecraft. Please read, comment, and favor my story. I really enjoy any kind of encouragement or advice for my story. Thanks, this is GIR, signing out. |
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Mass Effect: The New Face of War by ProfFartBurger reviews
It is said that War never Changes; Men do, through the roads they walk, but War does not. The Humans fought The First War, and alongside the Quarians, the Alliance stands tall against the Galaxy in the face of continued adversity. Now Humanity's place is challenged, their power tested, and age-old beliefs are shattered when a beyond-ancient species is forced onto the playing field.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 62 - Words: 539,845 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Shepard (M), OC - Complete
Mass Effect 3: The Wanderer by Marcopolo135 reviews
Enter the Wanderer: A being who originates from before the Protheans. Journey through three cycles of life and death in the fight against the Reapers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 185,377 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Shepard (F), OC
Be Careful What You Wish For by TRIALHUNTER reviews
Lost in a world unlike my own, I'm forced into following what was once code and programs into a battle for the fate of galaxy. What will I do? What will happen? Join me in my journey through uncharted territory alongside Shepard and her team against the Reapers. Starts from Mass Effect 1. Chapter 1 has been rewritten... May contain references to my other fanfics...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,085 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Shepard (F)
Mass Effect: Records of an Irken Defective by KiwiDayDreams reviews
An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,574 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 6/10/2010
The Wildcard by Matalvis reviews
In Plague's final moments, he flips the Enclave the bird, only to then end up in the Mass Effect univers. Mean while TIM makes Shepherd a new dossier of a man using antique weapons while giving Omegas lowlives a hard time.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,731 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Kasumi G.
Dark Space: Infection by MorriganD'eamon1993 reviews
"It's subtle...it gets inside your head...makes you see things you don't want to see..." When Shepard and his remaining crew board the seemingly deserted USG Ishimura they find an enemy unlike anything they have ever faced something that creeps within. Dead Space/Mass Effect cross. I do not own either blah blah blah
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,663 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Shepard (M), U. Grunt
Salvation: A Half Life Mass Effect Crossover Story by Jesse De La Rosa reviews
After Gordon Freeman is allegedly killed by the Combine, Earth enters a new technological Golden Age. Until 179 years later, when galactic civilization is threatened once more. A threat that only Earth's two greatest heroes can stop.
Crossover - Half-Life & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 243,378 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011
Masses to Masses 3 by iNf3ctioNz reviews
With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 396,438 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Lantar Sidonis - Complete
Mass Effect: The Unsung Hero by DN7 reviews
When the Normandy starts its shakedown, a man with highly advanced armor drops out of nowhere. Thrust into events beyond his control with no memory, history long forgotten arises and threatens everything and everyone around him. AU, M!Shep/Ash, OC/Liara
Crossover - Mass Effect & Crysis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 221,495 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
Dead Effect by Rrazz reviews
A distress call reaches the Normandy's crew, and commander Shepard is eager to investigate it. What secrets does the USG Ishimura hold? And why does the very thought of entering the ship fill everyone with dread?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,064 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010
Semper Fi II by Demon Spartan reviews
Colonies are disappearing, the Reapers are coming, and Shepard's back to put an end to it all. But he needs good men on his side. Good thing a certain US Marine is there to lend a hand. But this time, Eric has an army of his own. Shep/Tali Eric/Liara
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 77,676 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010
Mass Effect: Dead Echo by Thunderfury12124 reviews
What begins as a horrific experience ends with me and my friends forming an elite mercenary squad in the Mass Effect universe. Begins before ME1, but will eventually progress through the game events with Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,985 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011
Mass Effect: Fallen Soldier by Enigmat1c reviews
Following the elimination of the Collector threat, a former Special Forces soldier in cryostasis for thirty-seven years is revived to join Commander Shepard's group and help combat the incoming Reaper invasion.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
To Hell and Back by DR Fronkensteen reviews
Captured by the Blue Suns and sold to slavers, Nick O'Neil and Vox Castus are rescued by a former Alliance commander that is supposed to be dead.They are given a chance to partake in the suicide mission. Will they go along for the ride?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,156 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Mass Vexations 2 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
It's been two years since Saren was stopped. And now that Mass Effect 2 has come around, it's time for me to help Shepard stop the Collectors. Self-insert, sequel to Mass Vexations. Tali/OC, F!Shepard/Thane, Garrus/?, various other pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 607,709 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [Shepard (F), Thane K.] [Tali'Zorah, OC] - Complete
Aftermath by Aperture Escapee reviews
Chell's out of Aperture and ready to move on. Wheatley's left with nothing but his own personal demons as company in Earth's orbit. GLaDOS has two new robotic test subjects that will never fail. But will the past let any of them move on?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,949 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011
The Sleeping Casket by S058 reviews
The SR-2 discovers a abandoned ship. The Ship's name: Forward Unto Dawn.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,335 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (M)
Paragon I: Never Simple by Critikal Bit reviews
A dedicated Migrant Fleet Marine is tasked with rescuing a quarian on her pilgrimage. What he finds is something the quarian race never expected.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,242 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Masses to Masses 2 by iNf3ctioNz reviews
After two years with Garrus at C-Sec, it's finally time. Shepard's here, and we've got a rogue Spectre to stop, a Reaper to defeat, a missing girlfriend to save...in the only way we know how. With plenty of gunfire, one-liners and romance! Sequel fic. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 241,183 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Haunted by Triggs reviews
When a last ditch attempt by the Marker to spread Convergence backfires, Isaac Clarke is sent tumbling, head over ass, into a brand new universe filled with equal measures of wonder and danger. Mass Effect 2/Dead Space 2 Crossover. Pairing undecided.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Shepard (F), Isaac C.
Mass Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
Geth Infiltrator by DiChromate reviews
Shepard has brought a geth onboard, and worse, decided to make it part of the team. Tali'Zorah knows better than to trust the obviously-malevolent machine, but she could be wrong about its intentions. And she could be wrong about how she feels about it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
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Mass Effect: The Odd Ones Out reviews
None of us ever thought we would see the splendor of the Mass Effect universe outside of the games. The cool locations, people, technology, we knew it was impossible. Those thoughts were shattered in an instant when me and a few of my ragtag friends mysteriously ended up in the world of Mass Effect, joining up with Commander Shepard herself. Things would certainly be interesting.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 240,250 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah, Admiral Hackett
Mass Effect: Blood Ties reviews
When Evela'Zadie left the Fleet, she intended to search for her missing brother. She never intended to become one of the fiercest snipers in all of the Terminus Systems. Two years later, she may have finally found a lead.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015
Super Effect: A Mass Effect and Super 8 Crossover reviews
An old curiosity from Earth's past reappears for the first time in years, and Commander Shepard is going to be the first to see it.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Super 8 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Shepard (M), unknown
Fleet and Fortila: A Mass Effect Cinderella Story reviews
A re-imagining of the Cinderella story in Mass Effect, originally written for a school assignment. Read and tell me what you think.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012
Hunter And Evela: Quarian Mercenaries reviews
Two of the most infamous quarian mercenaries in the Terminus Systems are put together to pull off a big job. The problem: They hate eath other.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011
Lost Friend reviews
One-shot. Two best friends are torn apart. Based on a dream.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
Quake 4: The Failed Transfers reviews
A group of four survivors of stroggification must escape and return to the SMC. Action heavy and violent. Please rate and comment. Cancelled due to problems.
Quake - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete