Hey, I'm new to the fan fic scene.

I'm a slasher, a smut-writer, a lemon-head, a yaoi enthusiast, a lesbian lover, gang banging fan-girl, part of the erotic-literati! And I love every single fucking filthy word of it! I understand that it's not for everybody. I don't judge. I like to transform worlds into sexually-charged places where nothing is taboo. I will always do my best to keep the characters in their proper context and voices.

Things I won't write: Pedophilia or insinuated pedophilia. Leave that for the Ringers. Hobbit-love seems to mask man-boy love quite conveniently.
Mary Sues, OCs. I couldn't come up with an engaging, well-defined, three dimensional original character to save my life. And I sure as hell am not that interesting.
Romance (other than sex-centered.). Just not my thing. There's plenty of cheap books for that.

Hope you enjoy my writings. I sure as hell do. o_

Quote from "As Good as it Gets"
RECEPTIONIST: How do you write women so well?
MELVIN: I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability.