![]() Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face? - Annie Lennox, "Into the West" ending theme to Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye. This is true, I love being weird! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Wrath - Blue Spheal Ranger, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, koyuki kimura, Kyubi Kitsune no Mizu, Branwenn-wolf,Sahdowcat, Demoness Drakon, SesshyLover-cha, Likes to Smile, Hikari Souai,AnimeFreak10347. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. A large percdent of writers don't know the ifference between "to" and "too". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you always see things from a deep and different point of view than most people, copy and paste this on your profile If you have weird friends put this on your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile. If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this on your profile. If your profile is way too long, copy this and make it longer. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as I do, PLEASE put this on your profile! If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. If you have completely obsessed over something like a video game or plushie, copy and paste this on your profile My name is sarah Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you have taken a practical joke to a whole other level, paste this in your profile. 0.••) .•) .•.•) .•) If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you stroke your favourite books when you walk into a bookstore, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you love it when Inuyasha gets sat copy this into your profile If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, Korpuskat, inurinsama15, lordsesshomarusgf, -Moon’sRain-, ILuv Zero and pocky yum, AnimeFreak10347 If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.(me...mostly) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you have weird friends put this on your profile If YOU are weird, put this on your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. To all of those that find me obnoxious and irritating- I find no reason for anyone to hate me as much as some people do. Because I may act stupid and I may be oblivious to a lot of things, but I've found that I'm oblivious to the obvious. I pick up the little details, and I notice the grimaces when people walk past, the whispers when I sit down, the pointing, the laughing, the faces, and all that. I try to shrug it off and try not so care, but sometimes, it can really get to me, and I can never understand what I did. I have never talked to any of these people. But now, it's their problem. If it's what I wear, buy me new clothes. If you have a problem with me, solve it. Don't be a jerk and hate me or make fun of me. I've never said a damn word to you, so you have no reason whatsoever to make a fool out of me...and yourself. Say something rude about me to my face and I will stand up for myself and make a complete fool of you. Say something rude about me behind my back and I'll turn around and hurt you. Make it easier for yourself and just knock off the $hit attitude. You're not impressing anyone or making anyone laugh, and if you are, they're just as much of a low-life and a moron as you are. So quit it while you're ahead. Thanks If you think people should lay off and get to know you before they decide they hate you, copy and paste this to your profile. I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (Only I've never been asked out.) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things Copy and paste this onto your account, andaddyournameto the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Put this on your Put this on your Oh look, a crab! i found it when i was looking under a rock! Put this on your ღ . . (v)(.· (.· .· .· (\_/) Put this on your page /l、 .† !VAMPIRES! †. Put this on your channel Put this on your page if you would jump in front of a bullet to save a friend. 100% PUNKY TURN IT UP Min- - - - - - - - - - -Max (\_/) Put this bunny on your Put this on your page тнιѕ ιѕ α вøх ღ • • • • • • • TAURUS- The Aggressive One I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Murphy: Edward A. Murphy and consists of seven basic laws If anything can go wrong, it will. -Anyone can make a mistake, but to really mess things up requires a computer. -The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak in public. -There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... -With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. -Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. -When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. -Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you -Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. Warning: Trespassers will be shot It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert. I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" An idiot is a fortieth-floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. If you are a mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste and add your name! SkywardShadow,AnimeFreak10347 :) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world. Akatsukicons: Itachi -/ \- Deidara o.\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @ Sasori -.- Kisame =0_o= Hidan o.o Kakuzu . (there should be dollar signs here, of course...) Our Itachi's Face guide: -/ \- Normal //_\\ -Crying /_\ -Sleeping 0/_\0 This is an Itachi smiley!! Copy and paste if you love Itachi. IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!! THESE are my Evil Demonic Plot Bunnies. ...() () (\_/) (\_/) (•.,',.•) »Pl-ease-« _.•._ TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? (Bold the ones you are) YOUR GUY SIDE: Dogs are better than cats. You love hoodies. Sad movies suck. total: 20 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 6 Result: 20 vs. 6 Wow, I honestly thought I would be more girly... Put this on your If you love Naruto so much that you wish they were real or you were one of them copy this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! "A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join This was made by RockerGirl0709. If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile Spread the Stupidity Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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Just For fun... I wish you were here.. (put this on Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Please select from the following options: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. YOU Know You are obsessed to anime when... 1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom. 2. You and your friends have anime nicknames. 3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday. 4. You are in multiple animefan clubs (or own some!). 5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga. 6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet. 7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun! 8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse. 9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. 10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. 11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. 12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it. 13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will. 14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". 15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. 16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. 17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. 18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. 19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel. 20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look. 21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language. 22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters. 23. You buy shuriken or kunai. 24. You speak in subtitles. 25. You prefer anime over real life. 26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. 27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much. 28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art. 29. You cosplay daily. 30. When you get a crush on an anime character. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Fear the rage of the patient one Therapist = The/rapist... Scary thought Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator. A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room. "What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!" "As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted. "You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck. "It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants. "Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!" There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl. A fourth girl jumped in behind them, flashing her kunai. "GET HIM!!" Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion! Curiosity may have killed the cat; more likely Nevertheless, to be curious Face it. Curiosity Only the curious have, if they live, a tale Dogs say cats love too much, are irresponsible, Alastair Reid |
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