A bunch of Oneshots. As always, bubbline is my target.

Bonnie has just started her first year of University, and finds she has a mostly neutral-verging-on-hesitantly-positive opinion of her new roommate, Marceline.

A dead sister, two overbearing and grieving parents, Peridot thought her life couldn't get any worse, that is until she was paired with the two biggest idiots in Delmarva for a history Assignment: Lapis,a elite member of a rip-off heathers clique, and Jasper the biggest most loveable idiot around who can give anyone a concussion with ease.

"Senior Year is best!" they said, "Art is the easiest!" they said. Peridot was sure those who said that never had Lapis Lazuli as their art teacher during senior year.

The canonical continuation to the "We'll do it Together" Universe and once again written and inspired by the themes of another Lapidot Week (2016). Things start heating up for Peridot and Lapis as they continue to acclimate to life together. Now married, their lives are suddenly going to shift from being quiet and peaceful and mostly a side story to the center of attention.

Lapis fled earth with the barn in her grasp. She left Peridot, Steven and Pumpkin behind. Afraid a war was coming to earth, she wasn't ready to fight or face it.

Unable to sleep and feeling lonely, Peridot decides to go visit Lapis in the middle of the night after not seeing her for quite some time. The visit makes her feel a lot better than she expected. Human AU, one-shot, and slight NSFW (?). Nothing too graphic, though!

Peridot was a vampire who wanted nothing more than to save other people from getting turned - and she gets her wish when she defends a mysterious girl named Lapis Lazuli from a werewolf. Soon, she learns that there's a man hunt for the girl, and it's one vampire against the world. But, she doesn't have to be alone. Not with Lapis Lazuli around. Steven Universe Supernatural AU.

[Human AU] Lapis unexpectedly shows up at Peridot's door at 1 am.

Lapis comes home only to find Peridot shuffling her feet. (One-shot!) (And me trying out a new writing style, XD)

Lapis, a writer, asks her girlfriend Peridot to review her newest work in progress. Peridot wonders why Lapis is trying to write science fiction when her strength was in contemporary drama. Lapis' answer is a lot cuter than Peridot had expected. Lapidot. PeridotXLapis. Fluff. AU. R&R!

Peridot had always planned to tell her best friend Lapis how she truly felt about her, just needed more time. But she was ill-prepared for the confession Lapis springs on her one frighteningly eventful day. Lapidot. PeridotXLapis. AU. Yandere!Lapis. R&R!

Peridot has only ever wanted to find friends, and Lapis has only ever wanted to escape hers. Stuck in the bad part of town, they find each other, but not in the way you'd expect. One is in a gang, and the other in an ongoing existential crisis. Can these two work out their problems and become friends? Or is something more brewing? Something like love... Rated T for violence.

When Peridot is evicted from her apartment, she is left homeless, and has no idea what to do. Lapis finds her one night after work, curled up in an alley, in a particularly bad part of town. She can't just leave her there, so she takes her in. But Lapis can barely support herself, how can she support another person too? Stay positive, Steven says. (Lapidot) (Human AU)

Senior Year and Peridot has found herself in a mess of webs. Having joined the vicious popular girls is one thing, being attracted to the mysterious new girl Lapis Lazuli is another. She can manage both, but murder? Now, that's a whole different story.

This is a story about Lapis and Peridot who are bounty hunters in a crime ridden futuristic world.

Two students at Gemstone High, Lapis Lazuli and Peridot, find the friend they've always wanted in each other. Even though they're awkward, they know it's meant to be. But others, namely Jasper, have other plans. Can they sort out their feelings while their pasts hang over them, or will they be torn apart? Rated T for violence and romance, probably.

After living in the barn together for a while, Peridot and Lapis decide they want a family. But adopting a child is expensive. What will happen when they decide to wish upon a star and find Lapis pregnant?

Lapidot Oneshot AU. Lapis and Peridot are friends and work at the same coffee shop together. Awkward romantic tension ensues. Hope you enjoy!

Lapis, water-loving, generally misunderstood delinquent, and Peridot, a loyal and brave teen find themselves as roommates at their new boarding school. As their love builds, so do the tensions around them. With Jasper hanging around and feelings running wild, can Lapis and Peridot find a way to be with each other? Human AU. Rated T for mild violence.

Peridot is a bartender at a gay bar from 9pm do 6am. On her day off she meets someone who gives her a little taste of freedom. Lapis has a hell of a life story. On her day off, she meets someone who takes some of the weight off her shoulders. It's funny, how human interactions work.

Amethyst gets bored with her little get together and decides to make it interesting asking embarrassing questions to her friends.

Peridot doesn't know why she puts herself through the stress of taking care of her famous rapper girlfriend Lapis, and her other girlfriend Jasper who guards Lapis. What happens when Lapis explodes?

Lapis was starting to get the hang of her new life on Earth, and then Peridot fell. Fluffy Lapidot comfort!

Peridot is the ideal anti-social nerd who doesn't grasp what it is to have a social life. Lapis has had her eye on Peridot for a while and aims to draw her into her intoxicating lifestyle. Friendship is one thing, but this? This is one hell of a connection. Rated M for content to come. What content? I won't tell you just yet.