Hello I'm Emmaly, but call me Apple, everyone does. Don't know why. Maybe because when I lost my first tooth, I bite into an apple and my two front teeth came out.

I need a Harry Potter FanFiction Writer to look over my stories before I publish. In other words, I need a Harry Potter Best Friend!!! PM me if you want to be that person!

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (I do this ALL the time)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door (I also run right into walls all the time)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (I do this ALL the time)
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (My Poor Boyfriend)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

List Twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters, then answer the questions

1. Fred Weasley
2. Ginny Weasley
3. George Weasley
4. Luna Lovegood
5. Draco Malfoy
6. Hermione Granger
7. Bill Weasley
8. Fleur Delacour
9. Remus Lupin
10. Nymphadora Tonks
11. Harry Potter
12. Bellatrix Lestrange

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, but I want to. I like Harry and Hermione together.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Luna...ummm...she is pretty enough for me to want to be her.

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Bella and Fleur...depends, if the situation is where Bella is nice and changed or Fleur is under the Imperio Curse

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Tons, just don't remember the names.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yes, who cares if it was a lesbian mature kind of couple. They would make cute babies.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Draco and Remus or Draco and Tonks...seeing as dating or marrying your family is illegal Draco/Remus. That would be sexy.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?

You will not believe how much I am laughing at that awkwardness. Umm I think Bill would watch, do the Weasley blush, and quickly go away.

8. Make a summary for a three/ten fic.

Tonks, she was different, sure you may think Metamorphagus different but, I mean, the girl who made your world flip upside down in a good way. She was like Fred and I wrapped in one. Maybe more mature but, still amazing. Too bad her heart right now is set on my Ex-Professor Remus Lupin.

9. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff.

Maybe, but, then again Bill would kick Fred's ass by then.

10. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

A Blood Traitor's Heart

11. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

YES! I think I might once I finish my other stories that will take me who knows how many years.

12. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Songfic... eh everytime I think of Fleur I think of Fabulous from High School Musical 2

13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

M

14. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Just today

15. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

One epic story...Fred and Bill are happily dating then the manwhore Remus runs off with Bill. Fred is sad and has a one night stand with Harry and a sad affair with Bellatrix, then listens to Draco's advice and falls in love with his twin brother George. DAMN SKIPPY I WOULD WRITE THIS

16. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

Yes and No, it would be awkward.

17. How would 9 react if 11 died?

He would cry, probably name his son Harry, then again Harry Potter is THE FUCKING BOY WHO LIVED FROM THAT DAMN SNAKE GUY VOLDEMORT. I needed to get that off my chest.

18. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?

Remus and Hermione. They are actually adorable together.

19. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?

George, more so, he is like me but then again Hermione could help my stupidity and Bill can beat up the exs who give me shit.

20. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

Draco starred down at the people dead, a tear shedding from his eye. He slightly hugged Harry, thankful that he now had a true friend to be there for him. Remus. Draco had been in love with him since he met him in 3rd year. Now, he was dead, along with him aunt, and his dear loving cousin, who he never got to meet, Tonks. He never did get to tell Remus his feelings, because of Voldemort using Draco.

21. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Family, Hurt, Comedy

22. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

Remus kills Draco, Ugh but they are cute together.