Hey. Somehow you've made it to my profile, so that's pretty neat. If you're here, then I'm guessing you took the time to read my story, which is super fantastic. I guess..I should maybe tell you about myself, as that is what a profile is generally for. Ahem.

I'm 26. Yeah, eek. I know.

I love cheesy 80's horror movies more than anything.

I hate centipedes more than I hate math. Actually, they're pretty on par with hatred. A math and centipede free world would suit me just fine.

Stephen King is the man, and Dean Koontz is...the...other man?

I have a ferret named Duran, and he's a pretty cool duder.

I'm majoring in writing and rhetoric. Fun stuff.

I love shows that are directed towards children, such as Sam and Cat and Victorious. iCarly is pretty rad, too.

I'm from the smallest state, that just happens to be located near the ocean.

That's..sort of it. I'm pretty boring, but I entertain myself, and that's always important in life.

I'll try to update every week, but sometimes school and work will get in the way; I'm apologizing early for this one, because it's sure to happen.

So yes. That's all. I hope everyone is doing well and taking care, and squishing centipedes any chance they get and writing MATH SUCKS on every possible surface.