Some of my favorite quotes:

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
- Laurence J. Peter

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and have the world wonder how you did it.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
- Paul Beatty

Sign language is important to the deaf, but vital to the Italians.

There ought to one day -just one- where there is an open season on senators.

- Will Rogers