"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.

Bella & Edward have been best friends for years. They are themselves when they are together, but in school they act differently to fit in with the popular kids. Bella is in love with Edward and gets sick of pretending, what happens next?

Bella Swan's love life is more comedy than romance. When a friend sets her up with an online dating profile and a blind date, Bella hopes it will lead to finding her Mr. Right. But from the get-go, nothing goes as planned.

AH, BPOV: Edward left Bella almost a year ago, upending her whole world. What happens when Bella receives a phone call that just might shatter it? "Wait, Alice…Edward is dying?" I choked out.

Edward swoops in to save Bella from an uncomfortable run in with her ex. Can her hardened heart soften up enough to let him in? E/B J/A Em/R AU/AH/OMG/WTF Hilarity and minimal angst ensue. Rated M for language and probable sexy times.