Hello Clarice...JUST KIDDING!

My name is -put name here.-

Yes, it's a pretty sucky name, but it's what my parents named me so blame them!

I like long walks on the beach...just kidding, the beach is gross. All of that icky sand. Sand is so overrated. It's just a bunch

of tiny rocks.TeeHee, that was a line from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

I would much rather be somewhere cleaner, much cleaner. Sorry to all of the surfers reading this. Don't hurt

me! -backs away slowly from angry surfing mob-

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Anyways, back to what I really like. I LOVE movies...totally awsome! My favorite actor is Sean Astin who played Sam in

the Lord of the Rings...and I met him! It was sooooo awsome (im smiling like crazy just remembering it)! If you wanna hear

more about Sean, just ask and I shall tell.

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Also, I like country music...it's way better than that rap crap (ha! i rhymed!).

Every country song is different and they each tell a story. I was listening to KZLA (radio station) and this song came on! It

was so funny cuz the guy was singing about losing his job and he had to stay home and watch all the kids. The song was

called Mr. Mom. It was rly rly funny!

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The fanfics that I read are mostly, Degrassi, Lost, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Edward Scissor-Hands fanfics.

Degrassi was my favorite show and then the schedule went all wierd and now it sucks. My new favoreite show is Lost. I

like Lost because it's different. It's not about the stupid teen angst and the actors are pretty good.

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I read HarryPotter fanfics because they are really funny and plus my best friend wrote a really great story about James and

Lily. I'm addicted to that story. The humor Lord of the Rings stories are really really funny! They crack me silly..yes James,

being cracked silly does hurt!

Ahh...EdwardScissor-Hands...creepy movie. That movie hasinteresting acting, but it's really funny even though it's not meant

to be...Edward and his sexy scissor-hands!

yaya! I promise, I am working on the bestest story in the world! It's an Edward Scissor-Hands one and also, my friend and I

are working on a really funny OC fanfic. It brutally makes fun of that show...lol. No offence to OC fans, don't hurt me!

backs away from an angry mob of OC fans-

but I really hate that show!

PEACE OUT NAPOLEON! (napoleon dynamite...DUH!)