Hiya! Welcome to FeelDatAster's profile!

Here you can find and read stories and one shots of fandoms alike, such as...

Percy Jackson and The Olympians

Harry Potter

Young Justice/OC

Marvel Avengers

And One Shots Galore!

A few things about me are that I love PJO, HP, YJ, and Marvel like, *makes inhuman noise*. Like that.

I CAN'T BELIEVE ROWLING WOULD LET PADFOOT, MOONEY, AND FRED DIE! LIKE WHY ROWLING, WHY!

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Her dad was a drunk, her mom was an addict, her parents, kept her locked in an attic, her only friend, was a little toy bear, it was old and worn out, and had patches of hair, she always talked to it, when no one's around she lays there and hugs it, not a peep of sound, until her parents unlock the door, some more and more pain, she'll have to endore, a bruise on her leg, a scar on her face, why would she be, in such a horrible place, but she grabs her bear, and softly crys, she loves her parents but they want her to die, she sits in the corner, thinking " God, why? Why is my life always sinking, such a bad life, for a sad little kid, she'd get beaten and beaten, for anything she did, then one night, her mom came home high, the poor child was hit and slapped , as the hour went by, her mom grabbed a knife, it was sharp and pointy, one she had made, she thrust the blade right in her chest, " you deserve to die you worthless pest", the mom walked out leaving the girl slowly dieing, she grabbed her bear, and again started crying, police show up, at the small little house. the quickly went in, everything was as quiet as a mouse, one officer slowly, opened a door, to find a sad little girl lieing on the floor, it must have been bad, to go through so much harm, but at least she died, with her best friend in her arms.

PLEASE IF YOU KNOW ANYBODY OR YOU SUSPECT SOMETHING HAPPENING IN A HOUSEHOLD OR YOU YOURSELF IS BEING ABUSED PLEASE TELL AN OFFICER TO EITHER SAVE YOURSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE!

MUST READ

The girl you just called fat... She's on diet pills.
The girl you just ugly... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped... He's abused enough at home.
See the man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.
The 15 year-old girl with a child you called a slut... She was raped when she was raped when she was 13.
The guy you just made fun of for crying...His mother is dying.

There is a lot more to a person than you think.

DID YOU KNOW THAT IN DENMARK AS A RIGHT OF PASSAGE INTO MANHOOD THEY KILL THOUSANDS OF WHALES AND DOPLHINS THEY THINK OF IT AS A DAY OF CELEBRATION

PEOPLE OF DENMARK I CURSE YOU! But not literally.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you, for someone you love.

Ships that I ship.

BirdFlash (Robin x Kid Flash) BIRDFLASH ALL THE WAY~!

Drarry (Harry x Draco)

Percabeth (Percy x Annabeth) The Ship of All Ships

Solangelo (Will x Nico) The Most Adorable Thing In The Demi World!

Pernico (Percy x Nico) It's a little weird, but tolerable

Theyna (Reyna x Thalia) Our Little Lightning Girl Needs a Little Love Too

Jasper (Jason x Piper) Would Mean More If Given More Time But We Love It

A little something 'bout friends.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long, they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!

More stuff!

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are insane or something bordering on insanity OR like to shout random things which basically qualifies you for insanity. Cupcake.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

if the only reason you are on the computer is because it has fanfiction or other books on line, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know that goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile!

If you know that the government is up to something evil and hate them copy this into your profile.

If you ever annoyed people just for fun copy this into your profile.

If you ever started an argument with yourself and lost copy this into your profile.

.eliforp ruoy otni ti etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you wish a certain fictional character was real, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Loki, Nico di Angelo, Leo Valdez, Jack Frost... A lot more.

Ways to reject a guy:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

60 things to do in an elevator:
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

100 things to ALWAYS remember when you join the insane secret agency society :D

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

"when life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at stupid people"

"Silence is golden, but ductape is silver."

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never made an attempt to slam a revolving door."

"I have an hourglass figure, the sands just keep shifting."

"I Love Mondays! Hey, the medication’s working!"

"I didn't LOSE my marbles, exactly...I just sold 'em. On EBay!"

"Don't worry. It's plastic, like Paris Hilton!"

"I let my mind wander, but it never came back."

"Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own."

"When you're young and fall of a horse, you get some broken bones. When you're old and fall off a horse, you go splat."

"Dude... I was thinking... alot... one time... I... I had an Epiphany... Today... Is... Tomorrow's... Yesterday..."

"It's retarded. It's ridiculous. It's re-dic-u-tarded!"

"Sanity is a state of mind. It's near North Dakota."

"Being normal is for freaks."

"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."

"I just need a toxic substance... L.A. tap water will do just fine."

"Natural blonde; Please speak s l o w l y."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it."

"You don't get a belly ring when your big! You get onion rings!"

"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed."

"There ain't enough ketchup in the WORLD to make me eat THAT"

"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life."

"All things are poisonous, yet there is nothing that is poisonous. It's only the dose that makes a thing poisonous."

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you.
What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

"Tacos are great, because you can eat them and whatever drops is a taco salad."

"What is a fork and a spoon?" "Why, that would be a FOON, my friend!!"

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.

There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple." --Dr. Seuss

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." — Oscar Wilde

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this into your profile. (me)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile (all of 'em!).

If you believe in God copy this onto your profile. He who denies me will be denied at my gates!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at them.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. (Should've read this sooner then...)

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. (BOOYAH BITCHES)

I respect your opinion; I just think it's stupid.

Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you're up to

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them. (SO FREAKING TRUE!)

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.( I CAN TOTALLY KILL A MAN WITH MY PAIR OF GLASSES)

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill
them.( Poor ignorant bastards)

No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous

Never apologize. Always deny.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.(SO TRUE!)

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.(YEAH!)

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. (The Douchebag!)

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. (So true...)

Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Never miss a good chance to shut up

I hate when people say Hades is the devil! If you actually read Greek Myths he is the god of death meaning good and bad people go to him when they die. He is not evil, he is strict but fair. "But he kidnapped Persephone." Well if you were surrounded by the dead all the time wouldn't you want someone to love and one of the most beautiful people to lighten up the place. The underworld probably got lonely and I bet that a three headed dog and the dead are not that great conversation holders

PJO Fans/ Normal people!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!)

Many people have asked me what I fear. Others have asked me what I think fear is. Here, I shall answer those questions and extinguish them, leaving them to dwell in the back of someone's mind.

So, what is fear?

Fear is something that is uncontrollable. You can't run from it. You can't hide from it. All you can do is let it batter at you, for it to die down and lessen its hold. It never leaves, though. There is a special place for it in our hearts, our minds, even our thoughts.

Fear is an enemy Fear is a friend. Fear is something that can't be trusted, but is something we need to survive. Without fear, laws would be broken frequently, injustices more commonly occurring, crimes and evil would take over society. It doesn't matter if we like it or not, we need fear in our lives.

Now, what do I fear?

Not much scars me, I don't feel negative emotions. I fear it, but I welcome the feelings as well. I haven't cried in almost 4 years(at least, not ACTUALLY crying) I don't like being angry or tired or hungry or fear. I especially don't like fear. It binds us to the world an it frightens me and scares me. I can't stand/am scared of the dark. There is a lot of negativity in darkness. I'm scared of negativity, yes negativity scares me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. {And where the hell does it say us Christians should hate gays? All I'm asking)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. {I have my beliefs, and I refuse to hate or change anyone else's beliefs)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. {I'm not goth or emo. I'm a mixture of a lot of things)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I don't nag, and I don't steal money, and people thinking this of all white girls are being idiotic)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(Seriously people?)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I dress in unusual ways cuz I like those styles, and it fits my fucking personality)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with/fucking them all. (HELL. NO. Most of my guy friends are good friends, just not dating material.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Everyone wears what they want, so, does that make EVERYONE posers? No.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly . . . or crazy. (Okay, yes, I'm crazy, but, I don't think of myself as ugly {besides, to me, I think beauty and ugliness is an inner thing. You could look totally smokin', but, have the ugliest personality in the world, or look "ugly" on the outside, but, be one of the most beautiful of people}, and anyone who says other wise will get their ass stomped to the ground in Pokemon, got it?)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and cool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (It actually means I have meat on my bones, unlike some girls)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (that's fucking stupid to say)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Fuck you! I'm Italian/German/Native American and am fucking PROUD!))
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (people, really?)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Bullshit!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (...I've been on this website since I was nine. Any naiveness (or innocent mind) I ever had has since been utterly mutilated)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.(I used to go to a prep school, and I have a normal income thank you!)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I'm not albino, I promise, I just think the sun is an evil thing, and hate it...mostly because it will never give me a tan and it's too damn bright in the morning...so, yeah.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (A good party, where people get to just have okay fun, yeah, I'm up for that, but, wild parties and drinking? No thanks).
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Well, actually, I am completely fucking crazy, but, doesn't mean everyone is.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling brat. "Hell no! I tell people off because they're messing with my friends and being complete an utter assholes!)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Fuck you I have naturally greasy hair! It's not my fault!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.(Fuck anyone who believes this, I'm not controlling, in fact I'm usually just going along with everyone else's plans)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (Kiss my ass).
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Again, kiss my ass)
I am a FAN Girl so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I...just...*facepalm*)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Yeah, right. Yes, I have brains, however, I can kick your ass)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (*Muttering* Thanks so much, for giving us this stereotype, Alfred Jones(America for you just getting into Hetalia))
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (...I'm not even gonna say it...)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (I'm not disabled per say...just in the eyes of my government and I'm not on welfare so HA!)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Geez...)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (so what if I like drinknig blood?)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Does it look like I have anything to do with what some white idiots choose to do? No. So, back the fuck off)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Popularity means nothing, ya'll)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie (...okay, a few friends of mine tend to disagree over this, but, I'm not a hippie, though, I think the hippie style is cool.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so she/he MUST be an annoying Mary-sue/Gary-sue. (I'm doing my best to keep my characters from being that way, I promise)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (...don't get me started...)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I like my peace and quiet alone time, yes, but, I love being with my friends, and with people, then in a room with just a book, with nobody else, I'm fine with as well))
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (...just...no words...)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (you kind of have to admit it; the majority of governments are corrupt and filled with greedy dumb asses, who do stupid things, but, while our government isn't as bad as most, I still disagree with things it does. Doesn't mean I'm going to do something drastic and uncalled for).
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (I can actually be very mature)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.(Well I actually do, but no major ones)
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be anti-social. (Contrary to my mom's belief, no, that's not the problem, just most people are condescending assholes and not everyone is friends with each other!)
I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him. (...really? Why the fuck does everyone automatically assume this stuff?...and actually...I am going out with him now..But we weren't before!)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.(Seriously? People it only makes sense)
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant. (*Insert eye roll*)
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian. (I love animals, yes. However, I'm a meat eater)
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention. (I'm different because I was born that way {didn't even mean to reference the song}, and I come from a very...different family. It's not a desire for attention, it's a matter of how I was raised)
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.(Well, not officially [an actress I mean] but I'm working at it. Also, I"m not mean, so SHOVE IT!)
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries. (Why does everyone have to hate on Americans like this? Not all of us are like this, and I'm pretty sure there are people like this in other countries.)
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports. (Well, i do suck at sports but I have a lot of gal pals who are AMAZING at guy sports)
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi (*Slaps forehead* There's nothing wrong with learning German. And, yes, I'm actually of German descent, but, I'm not a psycho Nazi - that's just plain ignorant, you fuckers).
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.(Seriously, I love people and care for them too)
I HAVE BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged. (We're actually doing fine.)
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. (My life's fine, but, it's not great.)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try. (I do try you ass hats!)
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet. (Treat people how you wanted to be treated. Be polite to your teachers, then, they're polite to you, and they may actually wanna help you with things.)

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I don't ADORE Twilight, so I MUST not believe in true love. (Fuck you! Twilight is a stupid, idiotic excuse for a book! Yes, I was blind to this for awhile, but no more!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need Christian beliefs shoved down my throat.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I live in UTAH, so I MUST be a MORMON.
I DON'T CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a cold hearted bastard/bitch.
I have an UNUSUAL FASCINATION, so I MUST be a weirdo.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. You talk with your fanfiction buddy about a fanfic then get over excited and other people have no idea what you're talking about and they stare at you like you're crazy...

3. You have a Fanfic Name and Your Fanfiction obsessed friends call you by that name...

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your FanFic profile! :)

((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the sh-t out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

My name

A: Hot (Thanks I guess)

S: Cute (I know)

T: A very good kisser (Um, no thanks)

E: Has gorgeous eyes (*hair flips* I know)

R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend (NOPE! I'M STILL SINGLE, NEVER GONNA GET ONE)

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

12. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

13. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?

19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.

21. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

24. You can't have everything, where would you put it?

25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

30. Shin: A device for finding furniture

31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I am who I am:

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/FayeJackson

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

LiLi-GirlwithALOTofIdeas

I'mAnIdiotButWhoCares/Sam

Lilly Luna Chase/Lil (daughter of Apollo...Woot!)

AtlantaJacksonPercysLittleSis

Artemis6634 ( Artemis is my mommy yeah booooooiiiiiii! )

Amber Tate ( ATHENA!!!! Im an owl head! *laughs manically* *nearby people start backing away slowly*)

Layweebookfreak

BluestarwarriorNaomi

FeelDatAster

This is a pen! - Percy Jackson

Or I could kick you in your soft spot and have you singing soprano for a week - Percy Jackson

You are one seriously crazed fruitloop - Danny Phantom

I got a jar of dirt!! - Jack Sparrow

Just keep swimming! - Dory

MINE! - Birds from Nemo

How about this? I kill them and if it turns out they were good I'll apologize? - Coach Hedge

It takes ten times to put your self back together than it does to fall apart.- Finnick Odair

I got a jar of dirt!! - Jack Sparrow

I'm a goofer goober yeah! - Spongebob

Supercalifragileisticexpialidosous! - Mary Poppens

Bless my bum-flap your time travelers.- Mulch Diggiums

Ha'di!- Sadie Kane

Why wait? Kill me now you over grown rat snake!- Sadie Kane

Impossible no one bests Horus! - Carter Kane and Horus

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with fictional characters, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

That's all I have to say, read on and enjoy the books!