Name: Sabrina

Age: Highschooler

Looks: Average, Brown hair, nearly black eyes

121 Things a '90s id Knows

1. You were convinced your Furby would kill you while you slept

2. you think Mr. Feeney would be the best teacher ever

3. Are You Afraid of the Dark? still gives you nightmares

4. Teletubbies still creep you out

5. you think Pluto is a planet

6. you can successfully insert the Capri Sun straw on the first try

7. you learned how to use your computer before your parents did

8. you came close to administering a lethal dose of cootie shots

9. you were surprised when Lance Bass came out of the closet

10. you say Hakuna Matata to relieve stress

11. the graphics in Toy Story are still amazing

12. Harry Potter was the first book you enjoyed reading

13. you're still jealous of Matilda's powers

14. you wish Jumanji was a real game

15. you still think your way out of Yoshi Valley in Mario Kart 64 was the fastest

16. you refuse to believe yo-yos were popular when your parents went to school

17. Austin Powers is a better spy than James Bond

18. your parents thought South Park was a shitty influence

19. the only boxing worth watching involves the biting off of ears

20. you still hate Angelica Pickles

21. Free Willy still makes you cry

22. you learned how to spell from a VTech

23. you know every word to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song

24. your parents still won't buy you Lunchables

25. you use the Clinton definition of "sexual relations"

26. your scary story is a rip off of Goosebumps

27. the fact that the black Power Ranger was African-American and the yellow one was Chinese doesn't bother you

28. you still wonder why anybody would want to be called Scary Spice

29. your Tamagotchi is still alive

30. roller skates suck and roller blades are awesome

31. you still "rewind" movies instead of "fast-backward"

32. you still want to go to Jurassic Park even after seeing the movie

33. the end of Men In Black still makes you wonder

34. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? isn't just a rhetorical question

35. you wish the Magic School Bus was real

36. the ending to the Sixth Sense still surprises you

37. You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix and Selena died.

38. You know that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

39. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

40. Four Square

41. You remember reading "Goosebumps"

42. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

43. You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

44. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

45. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

46. You remember when super nintendo's became popular.

47. Two words... Trapper Keeper.

48. You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide

49. "Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

50. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

51. You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

52. You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

53. NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS

54. Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

55. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

56. You remember a time before the WB.

57. You know the Macarena by heart.

58. "Talk to the hand" ... enough said

59. You thought Brain woud finally take over the world

60. You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

61. You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

62. You remember when razor scooters were cool.

When we were younger: Before the MySpace frenzy...Before the Internet & text messaging...Before Sidekicks & iPods...Before MIKE JONES...Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX... Way back.
1. When light up sneakers were cool.

2. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

3. When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie.

4. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

5. When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

6. Tag.

7. Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.

8. Red Light, Green Light.

9. Heads Up 7 Up.

10. Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.

11. Hopskotch.

12. Slip-n-Slides.

13. Tree Houses.

14. Hula Hoops.

15. HELLO...HOT WHEELS!!

16. The annoying Giga Pets & Furbies.

17. Running through the sprinklers.

18. That "Little Mermaid"

19. Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

20. Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

21. Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.

22. CAPRI SUN

23. Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter.

24. The original Power Rangers

25. Hey Arnold.

26. Rugrats.

27. Rocco's Modern Life.

28. AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.

29. Are You Afraid of the Dark?

30. Kenan & Kel.

31. Doug.

32. Nick Arcade.

33. Dinosaurs.

34. Pinky and the Brain

35. Sailor Moon.

36. Beavis & Butt-Head

37. Wishbone.

38. Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life, I Love Lucy and TGIF.

39. Nick Jr. with Face

40. Busy Town

41. PEE-WEE!!

42. Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.

43. Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

44. Class field trips.

45. When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

46. When 5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.

47. When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.

48. When Toys R Us overruled the mall.

49. Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.

50. Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'

51. Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'

52. It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

53. Being old referred to anyone over 20.

54. Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

55. It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.

56. When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

57. When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

58. When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.

AND HERE ARE SOME MORE BY REQUEST...

1. You teach me I'll teach you. Pokemon...Gotta catch 'em all!

2. You know who Otto, Reggie, Tito and Twister are!

3. Girls, two words... Benie Babies!

4. Playing with the holographic Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon cards

5. Sound Familiar? Woogie, Woogie, Woogie, Woogie.

6. Lizzie and Gordo!

7. "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?"

8. Game Boy Color kicks PSP Go's ass!

9. BIG RED BUTTON. Dee Dee: Oooh! What does THAT button do?

10. Can whistle to the Recess theme song

11. Backstreet Boys vs NSync... Britney vs Christina PICK A TEAM!

12. Alfalfa from Little Rascals

13. POGS

14. Always ending up with empty Poly Pocket houses because the dolls always got lost

15. You Recognize Goku's hair ANYWHERE!

We'll never forget shows like:

1. CATDOG catdog...alone in the world was a little catdog!

2. The Angry Beavers

3. TAZMANIA

4. Tiny Tunes

5. The real CARTOONnetwork with Dexter's Lab, Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, I Am Weasel, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog and Mike, Lu & Og

6. Art Attack

7. Tina's doing her dance
Jon's looking for romance
Paul's getting down on the floor
While Hannah's screaming out for more (ooh hoo!)
Wanna see Bradley swing
Wanna see Rachel do her thing
Then we got Jo, she's got the flow
Get ready everybody 'cos here we go!

S CLUB! There aint no party like S Club Party... enough said

A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walk out

sometimes people put walls up not because to keep people out...but to see who cares enough to tear them down

Look I don't have a short attention span i just...Oh Look Kitty!

Don't fall for anyone unless they're willing to catch you...

She's my bestfriend break her heard and I'll break you face

I'm the girl who can watch tons of scary movies and not get scared but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops up

Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away

Good luck finding bestfriends I've already got the good ones!

Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone

A friend would lend their umbrella in the rain but a best friend would take yours and say "RUN BITCH RUN!"

I love my Crazy-Goofy-Stupid-Gorgeous-Weird-Lame-Socially Challenged FRIENDS

Love your enemies it pisses them off!

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Smoked

Drank alcohol

x Cried when someone died

Been drunk

Had sex

x Been to a concert

Gotten/given a hand job

Gotten/given a blow job

x Been verbally/sexually harassed

Verbally/sexually harassed somebody

Total left: 6

Felt someone up and/or been felt up

x Laughed so hard something came out of your nose

Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before

Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend

x Been to formal/prom

x Cried at school

x Gotten lost in a department store

Went streaking

Given and/or received a lap dance

x Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

Total left: 10

x Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over

x Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house

Kissed a stranger

Hugged a stranger

Went scuba diving

x Driven a car

Gotten an x-ray

Hit by a car

x Had a party

Done serious drugs

Total left: 16

Played strip poker/darts

Got paid to strip for someone

Ran away from home

Broken a bone

Eaten sushi

Bought porn

Watched porn

Made porn

Had a crush on someone of the same sex

x Been in love

Total left:25

French kissed

x Laughed so hard you cried

x Cried yourself to sleep

Laughed yourself to sleep

Stabbed yourself

x Shot a gun

x Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend
the next day

x Been online for 9 consecutive hours

x Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours

x Watched an animal die

Total left: 28

x Watched a person die

Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person

x Pranked somebody

Put somebody in the hospital

xSneaked into someone's room and/or your own room after being
out

Kissed somebody of the same sex

x Dressed punk

x Dressed goth

x Dressed preppy

x Been to a motocross race

Total left:32

x Avoided somebody

x Been stalked

Stalked someone

x Met a celebrity

x Played an instrument

x Ridden a horse

x Cut yourself

Bungee jumped

x Ding dong ditched somebody

x Been to a wild party

Total left: 34

Been caught stealing something

x Kicked/punched a guy in the balls

Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend

Gone out with your friend's crush

Got arrested

Been pregnant

x Baby sat

x Been to another country

Started your house on fire

Had an encounter with a ghost

Total left: 41

x Donated your hair to cancer patients

xBeen asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be

asked out by

x Cried over a member of the opposite sex

xHad Boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months

x Sat on your butt all day

x Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself

x Had a job

Gotten cut from a sports team

x Been called a whore

Danced like a whore

Total left: 44

x Been told you resemble a celebrity

x Been in a car accident

x Been told you have beautiful eyes

x Been told you have beautiful hair

Raped somebody

x Danced in the rain

x Been rejected

Left a restaurant without paying

x Punched someone/slapped someone in the face

Been raped

Total left 47

Total (not checked)= 48

Total (checked) = 52

Total (questions) = 100

Virginity Left = 48

Scorpio
The Scorpion
October 24 to November 22

Traditional
Scorpio Traits

Determined and forceful
Emotional and intuitive
Powerful and passionate
Exciting and magnetic

On the dark side...

Jealous and resentful
Compulsive and obsessive
Secretive and obstinate

LIKES
Truth
Hidden Causes
Being involved
Work That is Meaningful
Being Persuasive
DISLIKES
Being Given Only Surface data
Taken Advantage of
Demeaning Jobs
Shallow Relationships
Flattery and Flattering

Pick the ones that fit you (italics are me)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm FAT so I MUST smuggle chips into my classes.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I have EMO FRIENDS so I MUST be emo as well.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm a BRUNETTE WITH BLOND HIGHLIGHTS so I MUST be a wanna-be.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people...

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck-up.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE VIDEO GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be plotting to take over the world.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus Wuz A Brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.

I hate SHOPPING so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican.

I like ROCK MUSIC so I MUST be a druggie.

I play CHESS so I MUST be a nerd.

I have a LOT OF FRIENDS so I MUST be bribing them with sex.

I have a FEW FRIENDS so I MUST be a freak.
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