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![]() Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hello darling! im Jamie/Jamabeth Jackson! So OBVIOSLY Percy is taken by moi, and i realize that there are many girls out there that have a cute little thing for him. and i dont blame them, he's perfect. BUT HE'S MINE. SO DONT GET ANY IDEAS. so anyway, im pretty much a mental Annabeth/Katniss and a physical myself. The first impression i usually give people is that im a dumb blond who lives in her own little dream world and smokes pot in the bathroom. "...well..." Nomatter, but if you ever call me a dumb blond i will make a mental note to rip your throat out if i am ever alone in a back ally with you! so umm... all my friends think i am completely insane, like, literally... they are all genuinly worried... But you know, they all love me in the end! so i am obsessed with Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games Trillogy, and... i'll admit twilight too. Im a total mythology nerd! Greek, Egyptian, you name it! And i love making music with my orchestra pals! I LOVE MEXICAN FOOD, and bagels, and italian! (...Yet you chose to take french?) sometimes i have to discuss my poor judgement with myself. ... so i lead a pretty interesting life. i like to create adventures so that ill have storys to tell my grandkids! im going to be the cool grandma who has cherry red hair, freaking sweet glasses, always runs in suicide heels, and has cookies for EVERYONE! even strangers! so i guess im pretty fun to be around. i make bad decisions but my friends have to admit they had fun after they scold me for it! Im adventurous! YAYY! but hey, im not an open book. youll have to figure me out. so far, ive been on earth for a while now, and only one person has figured me out and completely understands my thoughts and motions. yes can you believe it?!?! there is more to this ditzy blond than you thought! PJO PLEDGE: I promise to remember Percy whenever Im at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars I promise to remembe Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go Friends/Best Friends Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." Friends: Will help you up when you fall Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Dumb ass?" Friends: Helps you find your prince Best Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you Friends: Will pass you a soda Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you Friends: Will help you learn to drive Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance Friends: Will help you move Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies Friends: Will hide you from the cops Best Friends: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food Friends: Would ignore this Best Friends: Will re-post this shit Friends: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend Best Friends: go over to his house and kick his ass Friends: bail you outta jail Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!" then follow up by singing the jail song Friends: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house Best Friends: are the ones getting fined by the police with you Friends: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline Best Friends: Are jumping right after you Friends: come over every couple of months for a sleepover Best Friends: are your weekend boarders Friends: are offended when you make fun of them Best Friends: kick your ass and all's forgiven Friends: are shy around your boyfriend Best Friends: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine Friends: don't see you if you're sick Best Friends: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone Friends: dare you to scream into the street Best Friends: dare you to go streaking Friends: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" Best Friends: are screaming and running with you Friends: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best Friends: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser! Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. -Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies -And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh, Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away, Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright, What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight, Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide, a horse and eagle fight, a thunder bolt by my side, the eagle got hit and sank, some time the horse had bought, Poseidon's face turned blank, as he foiled Zeus' plot, Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid NORMAL PEOPLE AND PJO FANS NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!) Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (yup.) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (well no, the books i read are sort of personal to me. ive tried to get my friends to read some of them, but they dont live them the way i do. its annoying. id rather just rant to them about it! ;) You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (well... imaginary characters) Everything reminds you of the book. (yes) You quote random lines all the time. (i give my friends a headache to the point where they scream at me to "SHUT UP!") You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (... i actually can...) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head) You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (*clears throat* umm i dont know what youre talking about...) You've got a book memorized. (pretty much yeah...) You've read a book more than five times. (I FREAKING LIVE MY BOOKS! I DONT NEED TO REREAD THEM I MILLION TIMES! I. AM. ANNABETH!!!!!!) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (i dont keep track of that crap!) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no cuz my favorite charector is still alive, knock on wood) You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (no cuz my godly parent would be Aphrodite (I'll have it easy) or posidon so I'd be his siter D=) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (HECK YESSSSS!) You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (THEY ARE ALL REAL! I PERSONALLY KNOW THEM! F$#K YOUR MIND! IDIOT WHY WOULD THEY EVEN BRING THAT UP WITH ME!?!?!?!?) Your idol is a character from a book. (no duh!) I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page. COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!(ita a lot more than awesomeness if you ask me!) If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste. (I always think of every possible way to kill the people around me. anything could happen!) 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. 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