![]() DID YOU KNOW: kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises. Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK,when I die I'll beBlack. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racisim. A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle... Girl: "Slow down! I'm scared." In the newspaper the next day: a motorcycle crashed into a building because of a break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. Girls Don't Realize These Things" AKA "I'm Sorry" I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; and not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out, you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize...I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all: I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared... I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough Balls to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone’s nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teacher’s last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it. That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dad’s gun, and shot himself in the head. Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out. Man: I know how to please a woman. Man: I want to give myself to you. Man: May I see you pretty soon? Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Man: You look like a dream. Man: I can tell that you want me. Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Man: I'd go through anything for you. Man: May I have the last dance? Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Man: So you wanna go back to my place? Boy: I bet your face has turned a few heads. Boy: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! Boy: I think I could make you very happy. Boy: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Boy: Can I have your name? Boy: Shall we go see a movie? Boy: Where have you been all my life? Boy: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Boy: How did you get to be so beautiful? Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday? Things My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS: FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa by their last/first names FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night FRIENDS: Never seen you cry FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you FRIENDS: Will say you can do better FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying FRIENDS: Will help you move FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain FRIENDS: wipes your tears when you’re rejected FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice. FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced. FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend. FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something. FRIENDS: Say "see you later!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number FRIENDS: Forgive you. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you. FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. FRIENDS: Annoy you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school/college FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick FRIENDS: Will ignore this Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this in your profile 'Try not to cry' Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Dear bullies, A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful bitch!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your goddamn life! DUMB BITCH!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw nobody, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not re-post this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless bitch and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 people have broken this chain and died you have 13 minutes Quotes: "Be who you are, and say as you feel. Because those who mind, don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind." -Dr Seuss "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person." -William Shakespeare "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives." -Dragonsgirl16 "Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." -XxPriestess.ReneexX's Profile "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!" -Author Unknown "There's a special place in Hell reserved just for me. It's called the Throne." Author Unknown "An ordinary archer practices until he gets it right. A Ranger practices until he never gets it wrong." -Halt from Ranger's Apprentice "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, and that's why it's called the present." -Author Unknown "Some people feel the rain; others just get wet." -Author Unknown "Some people see things as they are and ask, why? Other people see what could be and ask, why not?" -Gregory Whitacre "Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying." -Author Unknown "Fear has two meanings: Forget Everything And Run, or Face Everything And Rise." Author Unknown "I'm listening?" -Loki (The Avengers) "Oh dear, is she dead?" -Loki (The Dark World) "Mew-mew!" -Darcy "He's adopted..." -Thor (The Avengers) "I'm dark and brooding to- Hey guys! Look! A rainbow!" -Emmet (The Lego Movie) "What doesn't kill me...had better start running." Author unknown "Must. Stay. Positive." Unikitty (The Lego Movie) "Introducing the double decker couch! So everybody can watch TV together and be buddies!" - Emmet (The Lego Movie) “The word ‘live’ is used by those who are able to die. You cannot die if you are not even alive.” – Oculus (Death Parade) Help Eevee take over the world by posting her on your profile! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .HR |
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