Hello, I am Leah. That's about all I got. Lol. Well, if I think about it. That's not all. I'm Christian and proud to be. We Christians are often miss judged. i'm kind and sweet. Ummm. Okay, that's about all I got. As you from my profile picture I love cows. I know its weird.

You know your addicted to NCIS when...

1) You've yelled hysterically at anyone who bothers you on Tuesday nights, episode premiere night

2) You've used two or more "Ziva-isms"

3) You've begun to use marine phrases

4) You repeat Rule 23 to anyone who touches your coffee.

5) You are desperately searching for Caf-Pow!

6) You've accidentally tried to use your TV as an MTAC screen

7) You find yourself absentmindedly humming the theme song

8) You're up at four in the morning reading NCIS fanfics

9) You find yourself Gibbs Headslapping people (and yourself) [This one if a big one for me]

10) You've tried to watch the movies that Tony talks about.

11) Your dog goes missing and you say "Put out a BOLO."

12) You've never, ever, EVER broken rule 12.

13) You ALWAYS break rule 12. :)

14) You've threatened to kill someone with a paperclip

15) You were hysterically screaming "NO!" at the top of your lungs during ep "A Desperate Man" at the TV screen when Ray proposed to Ziva.

16) You use McNicknames on people

17) You've caught yourself daydreaming about running alongside Tony and Ziva, yelling "NCIS! Drop your weapon!!"

18) Your video game username is "Elf Lord"

19) You've tried making your hair like Ziva's.

20) You find yourself singing the song the Tony sings in 'Driven' randomly or when the episode comes on. And, you laugh hysterically when he does.

21) You use or have been using the phonetic alphabet for years.

22) You repeat Gibbs' rules like they're commandments.

Copy/Paste if you are one of the above.

TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL YOUR ROOMMATE IS A GOA'ULD

10. They have a really outrageous wardrobe.

9. They don't need a lamp on the night table to read - they just glow their eyes.

8. They hang out with people who have tattoos on their forehead.

7. They sleep more often in a huge stone sarcophagus, than in their bed.

6. They always talk about founding a new religion - with themselves as god.

5. They address you only as 'slave' or 'human'.

4. They talk about their plans to take over the Galaxy.

3. Not only will they never do the dishes or cook - they expect you to bring the food to their chair.

2. They have bought this huge, imposing throne chair on eBay

And the number one way to tell if your roommate is a Goa'uld.

1. Everyone is 'insolent'

The Top Ten surprise plot twists in upcoming SG-1 movies.

10) They never really left the virtual reality in 'The Gamekeeper' - everything that has happened since was really in their mind.

9) Teal'c discovers 'slang'.

8) When SG-1 finds Loki's hidden laboratory, it turns out he didn't just clone Jack O'Neill - he somehow managed to clone everyone that ever set foot at SGC...and as a result of Daniel's clumsiness, the Apophis-clone gets away.

7) All of Sam's lines are in words of two syllables or less, with no quasi-scientific double-talk

6) A man meets SG-1 and falls in love with Sam...and he doesn't die.

5) Jack O'Neill decides he was wrong about the Tok'ra all along, and decides to join them - symbiote and all.

4) The Furlings pays Earth a visit and declares war after Teal'c shows them 'Star Wars: Return of the Jedi' - they really do look like Ewoks.

3) It turns out everything that happened after 'The Fifth Race' was a holographic test by the Asgard to determine if we were worthy. They decide we failed and in a surprising move names the Goa'uld the fifth race - and then gives them all their advanced technology!

2) Sam's cat, Schroedinger, is suspected of being the cause of the Tollan downfall, and the small group of surviving Tollans puts SG-1 on trial.

1) Sam decides she is tired of eating blue jello, and switches to red jello.

I'm suffering from severe JDDS (otherwise known as Judgement Day Denial Syndrome) JDDS is an epidemic among Jenny Shepard fans. Those of you in denial about Jenny's death, copy and paste this to your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (I have know one else to talk to. of course ill be talking to myself)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. ( happens)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (more often than talking to myself about talking to myself but it is still pretty rare) [example: Finding lines like "Head full of pudding. That's me." funny does not make me insane right? (self response) Right.]

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine. ( Give me water and/or Hot chocolate and I'm set)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

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