Name: Abbey I'mnotgonnatellyoumylastname.

Age: Not telling. Though you should find out in a mo.

Gender: Female

Nicknames: Shorty, Shortstuff, Rika, Hubby(long story), Hunter, Spongebob, Abs, Abster, Sister, Sissy Ab, Shoretenin', Dear Abbey

Hair color: Brown with natural blonde highlights.

Eye color: Boring brown, ho-hum.

Other stuff: Ummmm...I like pumkin pie...and according to the lady in the elevator in Texas, I look pimp in my green hat, which is now called my pimp hat.

Siblings: Six sisters ranging from ages fourteen to eight months. I am willing to give one away for free to anyone who asks.

Personality: Immature, annoying, very nosy, sarcastic, lazy, and I have a nasty temper but won't show it unless you piss me off. Other than that, I'm pretty nice and funny. I made my twin sister laugh so hard on the Fourth of July hotdog flew out her nose.

Status: Grounded for hitchiking. How unfair are my parents? I mean come on, I'm almost fifteen! My twin sister was with me! We only went to Blockbuster. Course it was about three in the morning and we rented 'The Sound of Music', and all the doors were locked when we got back so we had to break our eight month old sister's window to get in the house. It's still SOO unfair.