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I will not be doing story's for months due to not being able to afford a computer :( but i hope for you to send Code Lyoko,Sonic the hedgehog,and dragon ball z/gt/AF OC'S for upcoming story's sorry for the let Dow but com on I'm fucking 14 numb nuts (to those who hate me) Guys I'm just saying does anyone know how to upload documents to a fucking iPad 1? Seriously I can't find no frigging way to put any files on my story :( please,help for the stories :).