Gender: Female

Age: Young teen(that should be enough)

Interests: Reading(which should be obvious), math(no it's not weird), anime/manga, art, reading about weird authors or famous people, satire, comedy, all romance(slash, yuri, or het), theatre... my tastes are odd and spread out over many categories.

I created an account mostly because I wanted a place to store the awesome stories I found. I am unlikely to actually write anything even remotely lengthy. However, I will make my profile interesting for those who somehow wound up here.

Who am I kidding? No one will probably ever see this.

In case you're wondering, my profile picture is of Reborn, from Katekyo Hitman Reborn. This is his grown form (he only appears as a baby in the manga), and it only appears in the anime.

Favorite Mangas:

1.Axis Powers Hetalia: It's so, so, so funny. My favorite character is England. The manga isn't actually all that good, in my opinion, but the anime is awesome. And it sparked an interest in history. I didn't even know that Prussia had used to be a country.

2.One Piece: I know many people don't bother to read this because of the odd drawings, but you get used to them after a while. And they're really detailed, too. The story is so awesome! And all of the theme songs for the anime!

3. Skip Beat: I don't know why I like this. Another one with odd drawings.

4. Katekyo Hitman Reborn: All the characters(except for the main one, oddly), are so loveable and so well developed, it's hard to dislike the story. And the mafia is so cool, portrayed the way it is in this story.

5. Naruto: It's just awesome like that. If you read it, you see how it couldn't possibly be not on someone's top list.

Favorite Books: So hard to decide. I keep hunting out new series every day, and somehow I lost track of my favorites. But I'll make an attempt: Alice in Wonderland, Through The Looking Glass, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series, Harry Potter, Howl's Moving Castle, Tamora Pierce books, Agatha Christie books, Artemis Fowl, Winnie the Pooh, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, His Dark Materials(the Golden Compass) Trilogy, The Hunger Games trilogy, etc, etc. I could go on for a long time.

Favorite Pairings:

Naruto: Kakashi/Sakura(so snarky), Naruto/Sasuke(even boys agree that it's canon)

Prince of Tennis: Tezuka/Atobe(as you can see from my C2), Tezuka/Ryoma(it's cute), Oishi/Eiji, Shishido/Choutarou(Silver Pair), Momoshiro/Ann(mostly to have a het pairing in the list)

One Piece: Luffy/Hancock(It's canon, people!! Why are there so few stories about it!?), Luffy/Nami

Axis Powers Hetalia: America/England(USUK), FrUK, SpainUK, Iggypan(so, basically anything with England is fine), Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy

Reborn: Reborn/Tsuna(even though I know it's never going to happen), Hibari/Yamamoto, Yamamoto/Gokudera

Harry Potter:Draco/Harry: because it's slash, mostly.

Those are all the main ones, but for every story I read, I have pairings in mind!

Favorite Quotes

Winston Churchill

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they’ve tried everything else.-Winston Churchill

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.-Winston Churchill

Writing a book is an adventure. To begin with, it is a toy and an amusement; then it becomes a mistress, and then it becomes a master, and then a tyrant. The last phase is that just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude, you kill the monster, and fling him out to the public.-Winston Churchill

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.-Winston Churchill

'I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.' -Winston Churchill

If you are going through hell, keep going. Never, never, never give up. -Winston Churchill

Ronald Reagan

"My fellow Americans I'm pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.” - Said by Ronald Reagan during a microphone test in 1984.

"A tree is a tree. How many more do you have to look at?"-Ronald Reagan opposing expansion of Redwood National Park

"Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal."-On Reagan's failed campaign for the Republican nomination in 1976.

"This fellow they've nominated claims he's the new Thomas Jefferson. Well let me tell you something: I knew Thomas Jefferson. He was a friend of mine and Governor...You're no Thomas Jefferson!"-Thomas Jefferson

"What does an actor know about politics?"-Reagan, complaining about Screen Actors' Guild president Ed Asner speaking out on U.S. foreign policy.

"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself."-Ronald Reagan.

"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."-Ronald Reagan

"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born."-Ronald Reagan

"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?"-Reagan, commenting on Clint Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel

Britney Spears

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

"I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra."

"Madonna has done so much, and she's been around so long, and the bitch still looks good!"

"Marry Prince William? I would love that. After all, who wouldn't want to be a princess?"

"I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't really like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa, but the whole thing just doesn't appeal to me."

"I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England. - Britney when asked about taking a Broadway role."

"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"

"Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens."

"I'm famous, but I'm not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston."

"I want to wait to have sex until I'm married."

Dan Quayle

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."

"My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will never, never surrender to what is right."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!" - Dan Quayle, on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

”For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"It's not pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"It’s a question of whether we’re going to go forward into the future, or past to the back."

"We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

"I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child."

"Dan Quayle is more stupid than Ronald Reagan put together." - Matt Groening, creator/developer of television shows including The Simpsons.

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking, "Do you want fries with that?" - John Cleese, actor

"An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf." - Ross Perot, Texas business man and one time presidential candidate.

Paris Hilton

"If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours." - Paris Hilton to romance novelist Jackie Collins.

"I'm so smart now. Everyone is always like, 'Take your top off.' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

"I'm the closest thing to American royalty anyway."

"I'm friends with a lot of guys. I have girlfriends too, but for the most part, I'm friends with guys, because girls are kind of backstabbing."

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

If you have a beautiful face you don't need big fake boobs to get anyone's attention.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone-expept a girl who steals your boyfriend" – Paris Hilton

This is Earth. Isn't it hot?

All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.

I would never speak to him again after what he did to me. After all the stuff he said about me on Howard Stern? That guy is a joke. - Paris Hilton speaking of sex tape co-star Rick Salomon.

I have worked very hard to get to where I am.

I have a very active career.

"Like, I work every single day. ... I really work my butt off." - Paris to the Today" show's Matt Lauer.

"What's The Wall Street Journal? Is that good?" - When Hilton's "co-author" Merle Ginsberg congratulated her on hitting The Wall Street Journal's best-seller list.

RANDOM QUOTES, MANY STOLEN FROM OTHERS' LISTS

'The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.'

-The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Battle not with stupid, lest ye become stupid, and if you gaze into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.” -R.K. Milholland

“Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself.” -Aral Vorkosigan, from Lois McMaster Bujold's Vorkosigan Saga

“One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.” -Josh Billings

“I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders.” -Jewish Proverb

“There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.” -George Bernard Shaw

“I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.” -Mark Twain

"The next day, Malfoy suggested that Harry's mother had been having it off with Sirius in dog form behind James's back." -From Reparo, by Amalin

Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!
Guy of Gisbourne: Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more.

From "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"

"Just to spite you, I will go to hell!" -Unknown, when talking to religious protesters

"Don't make me come down there!" -God

"Boomerang! You do always come back!" -Sokka

"There's no such thing as altruism when you're in love." -Unknown

"The great thing about infants: they're portable." -Unknown

"And it's sure that, if he is alive, he will try to finish the job. Probably when you are sleeping. And he'll probably look like someone you love, just to make it worse when he murders you. So, you know, be on the lookout for that. And, you know, be careful when someone loves you." -Haggar the Horrible, from Wizard People, a fan-commentary of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"I hate the museum of tolerance." -Unknown

"I love you more, damnit!" -Unkown

"Ghandi II: The Mahatma Strikes Back." -Lynne Truss

"Hamlet II: Where the FuXX is Everyone?" -Sound and Fury

“This library has something offensive to everyone. If you are not offended by something we own, please complain.” -Seen outside some libraries, inspired by Dorothy Broderick

"I want to blot out all those white-bearded tired-ass old men, and pray to a gorgeous woman who crushed snakes with her bare feet. You just watch it. She's the one who'll set us free." Carrol, in Ya-Yas in Bloom by Rebecca Wells

"Okay, any other concerns before you sign the lease?" / "I'm concerned that we're sitting here like I'm a responsible adult. I'm pretty sure I stopped growing up in my teens and have been faking ever since. For God's sake, you're entrusting me with a building. I still make LEGO buildings sometimes." / "Sir, does any of this impact your fulfillment of the lease terms?" / "I don't know what you just said, because I was thinking about Batmen." -From xkcd #616

Button oh, button oh;
Where have thou fled;
Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread?
Did thee roll of my bosom and cease to exist?
How I wish I can follow thee into the mist...
(from Snape's diary)

"Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ." -From the Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon. Said quite often.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. -Unknown

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

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Tezuka/Atobe stories:

I stumbled across this when searching for Tezuka/Atobe fanart, actually. Some of the stories here are from fanfiction, and others from livejournal.

Hope you found whatever you were looking for.