Name: Kaytlin (means sexy in my language)

Location: North Carolina! (a tad on the boring side)

Fun Facts: I'm 15, I love my gator, hangin on the beach, recking terror in my hometown, annoying little dogs named Meleash, watching Harry Potter movies while drooling over Draco, working on crafts, cleaning the kitchen, dancing in my panties, farting while rolling on the floor, reading my email, checkin out the local hotties, refusing to pick up dog poo, watching Loren step in dog poo, running stop signs, chasing cats away from me bunnies, yelling at the computer for not saving my stuff, punching my sister in the boobs, and anything else that I forgot!

Umm... that's aLL you need to know about that!

Onwards...

Favorite books are... well I don't really read all that much, but I plan to read the Harry Potter books but we will see how that goes. (FYI: I always fall asleep when I read books, so I do not get a lot accomplished. And yes, I know y'aLL are thinking how is she gonna write stories about Harry Potter if she hasn't even read the books, well ... that is where my two bestest friends come in.) The rest off my favorite books (that I have actually read) are The Hobbit, To Kill a Mockingbird.

Favorite bands/singers are Dashboard Confessional, Ani DiFranco, Trapt, and of course (drum roll please...) Tim McGraw!... and lots more, but too long to name. Hawthorne Heights ROCKS!

Favorite shows are MAD TV, Reno 911, King of Queens, Gilmore Girls, Blue Collar Comedy Tour,and Jerry Springer!

Kateth is the coolest! I wish she would let me sniff her. SNIFF Yummmm...

Okay, I'm tired of naming my favorites! Byeeeeee!

MY PRECIOUS NEW FANFIC: (it's a MUST read!)

Slowly but Surely: Lily Evans and James Potter have been friends ever since they were ten. Then something unexpected happens in sixth year...Lily falls for James.

(P.S- Some of my profile was attacked and written by my bestest friend Loren, so use your common sense. I did not write that part about sniffing myself. Or the part about dancing in my underwear that's fun to wear, or rolling on the floor and farting... but it could happen.)

(P.P.S- Do NOT listen to her! Ok yes I did write that wonderful paragraph, but all of it is true! hehe...)

Here's a cool rap for y'all to snack on: (steal it and die!)

poo in my shoe
doo is you
u hide when i say boo
ur so slow u sniff glue
ur so loud u belong in a zoo
walruses say coo coo ca choo
while cows say moo
and your breathe is ewww

- lovely words (that rhyme with poo) by: none other than us! (me and lorenzo)

ATTENTION: AFTER YOU READ MY STORY YOU MUST REVIEW AND THEN TIP TOE OVER TO PICKINWILDFLOWERS AND READ HER STORY, THEN SILLYANDSIRIUS, LASTLY WATERCHICKEN. OKAY! THAT'S THE GAMEPLAN. CONTINUE...