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Favorite Stories:

Harry Potter and the Elementals Power

Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived

Out of the Night

Prince of the Dark Kingdom

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Retsu's Folly

Favorite Sayings:

Ask me no questions, I'll still probably lie.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

When I die, I want to go the way my grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming, like the people in his car at the time.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match against me at kick boxing.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

Nice guys finish last. Smartasses stand on the sidelines and laugh.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Its just that yours is stupid.

Just because I'm paraniod dosen't mean they're not after me.

If at first you don't succeed, act like you never tried.

I'm not crazy, I just listen to what the voices tell me to do.

You should hear what the voices say about you.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?".

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Everything happens for a reason...except for clowns. I mean, seriously, what the hell?

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Be yourself- it'll scare more people.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Define "normal".

What is this "kindness" you speak of?

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming.

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell".

Favorite Fanfiction Quotes:

Not all children can forgive.

Not all children can forget...

…and sometimes those children do more than just remember.

-Child of Mercy, by Fayr Warning.

FFQ

"What?" she gasped.

"It's true! They're making him taller for their stories! And not just a little bit taller, they make him like six feet tall!" Matsumoto said dramatically.

"B-but…being short is what makes Shiro-chan Shiro-chan! They can't just make him tall! It's not normal it's…wrong! They…they…they must die!" Momo said with a steely tone in her voice.

"Well, actually we were thinking of just making them stop pairing us with Toushiro, not kill them," Karin said hastily, but Momo paid her no attention.

"Make my Shiro-chan tall will they? Get your zanpakutos! We need to stop these maniacs! Death to the infidels!"

-Pairings, by Kalow.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bucesae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Mark of the Fey

Chapter 7: Journey to Hogwarts... 75%

Note: I haven't abandoned this story. I've just been busy, and I'll probably start posting new chapters over the summer. But besides that, before I can really continue, I need to fix up the current chapters, which I'm in the process of doing.