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Joined 01-27-10, id: 2231186, Profile Updated: 03-25-10

Hi there.

My name's James.

My favorite books are the Harry Potter series, Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, The Lost Symbol, and all the Sherlock Holmes books/short stories. I like a variety of movies. My favorite genres are action/adventure and comedy. The movie theatre is like my second home.

My favorite music usually comes from soundtracks, but I like indie and 60s music as well.

My favorite fanfictions are usually Harry Potter and Sherlock Holmes ones. Romance. I really only have two pairings I like. Harry/Draco and Holmes/Watson. Call me crazy. :D

It drives me insane when people don't finish their fics. Especially if it's good.

I'm not much of a writer, so I won't be posting stories or anything, just favoriting stories and reviewing some.

Hmm, that's all for now. :)

STEREOTYPES :O:O

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. (Only part Russian, not from Russia :D)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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The Wedding Planner by shelby.ann.the.hp.fan reviews
Harry and Ginny are getting married, and Ginny's hired the best wedding planner in all of Britain - Draco Malfoy! Drama ensues...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,421 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by OnceUponAWinchester reviews
Due to increasing violence from the students, Dumbledore and the Heads of House have taken new, extreme measures. What do the students find out? That misery loves company, of course! SLASHWARNING HPXDM, HGXTN, RWXPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,760 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Unusual Fears by SilVeR-EyeS-93 reviews
Nobody knows what Draco fears and he wants to keep it like that. When the Gryffindors and Slytherins are placed together for Defence Against the Dark Arts classes and made to face a boggart it will surely end badly... Harry x Draco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 139,657 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Broken Links by icybluegoddessfarie reviews
The day that Harry is told that he no longer has to live with the Dursleys takes an unexpected turn... Now, he's stuck with Malfoy on a journey that he never expected-but with everything that they have gone through, is there any hope of peace? Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Pure Blood Wolf by ConorOberst63 reviews
As punishment for his father's mistakes, Draco is bitten by Fenrir Greyback. Narcissa asks Severus to take him somewhere safe and he can only think of one place... which happens to be where Harry Potter will be spending most of his summer. ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,547 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Addictions Intertwined by Eupa reviews
Holmes/Watson. Shwatsonlock! Watson finally snaps on the subject of cocaine, admits a secret he's been hiding for far too long, and Lestrade is rather slow on the uptake. Appearances from Mycroft and Lestrade! Fluff. Drug references. Slash. Clear? Good.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,138 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Romeo, Romeo by Kaoru2.50 reviews
A week has passed. The play is over, the war between the houses is resolved, and things at Hogwarts have returned to normal. Well, mostly... HPDM,some DTSF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,751 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Springtime Romance by Hazumi-Yuki reviews
John Watson tells of his revelation to the more tender side of Sherlock Holmes. Holmes/Watson slash warning.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Happy Birthday Watson! by Sherlockian1895 reviews
It's Watson's birthday and Sherlock Holmes has a special present for him. Holmes/Watson slash. Rated T for language.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Like A Lullaby by xForeversEndx reviews
Sequel to Lines Of Misery. Draco is staying with Harry and the Dursley's over the summer. Warning: Self-Harm, trigger alert. And, of course, slash. Harry is doing all in his power to help Draco get better... will it be enough?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,043 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Dance by DrainBamage reviews
As the Yule Ball approaches, Harry is confronted with some interesting problems, who to go with, dancing lessons, an overly affectionate Hufflepuff, and since when did Malfoy start acting so strange?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,079 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lines of Misery by xForeversEndx reviews
Draco is alone, and somewhat lost. He stumbles across a boggart one day and someone saves him. Draco's life will never be the same. Warning: Self-Harm, and Suicide attempt. SLASH rated for a large amount of swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,642 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bathroom Breakdown by deaths demise reviews
Harry comforts Draco when he breaks down in the bathroom. AU for bathroom scene in HP6. Harry/Draco possibly/slightly if you want to read it that way. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ut Conuenerat Esse Delicatos by glindalupin reviews
During the Affair of the Counterfeit Countess, Watson discoveres his amorous regard for a certain consulting detective dressed in the garb of a countess from a small Balkan nation. Hilarity and reciprocated affection eventually ensue.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Four Seasons by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews
As the seasons progressed, Holmes and Watson found themselves inorexably drawn together. Four quick fics, Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Nightmares by 101fingertips reviews
COMPLETE. A spell is cast on Harry which creates lots of angst. Draco comes along and creates lots of fluff. Hurrah. Not HBP/DH compliant. Slaaaaaash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,967 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Adventure of the Glad Outlaw by the grene kni3t reviews
While Sherlock Holmes solves the mystery of a student's disappearance, Dr. Watson is more puzzled by the changing dynamic between his flatmate and himself. Slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Hope And Truth by Harpy Wings reviews
full sum inside. Harry left five years ago, now his back as Australia's seeker, he also comes with a little surprise or two. slash DMHP, OCs, MPREG. Chapter 1, edited Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Christmas I Loaned My Sons by Ellipsis the Great reviews
After losing his wife and son to a magical disease, Draco Malfoy puts an ad in an editorial to borrow a son for Christmas. Harry Potter answers. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,516 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When Love and Hate Collide II by Varyssa reviews
The sequel to When Love and Hate Collide hence the title HPDM be warned mpreg, if you no likey then dont read. Welcome back to the fans of the original! chap 4 up! Plz review! x
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
When Love and Hate Collide by Varyssa reviews
When love made Lily fall for James, that was considered a good move. When love made Ron fall for Hermione that was also a good move. When love made Draco fall for Harry...well that wasn't so good. COMPLETE! Thanks for the huge response! Plz review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,618 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Stuck on you by Hattie123 reviews
An unfortunate magical malady leaves Harry and Draco unavoidably... attached. However, as an uncomfortable night is spent, their close quarters teach both a heady lesson.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
482 Lessons in Child Care by Triola reviews
COMPLETE! What would happen if Draco Malfoy found a baby outside his front door, and the only one he could turn to was Harry Potter? HPDM SLASH. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,611 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Reshima Skynight reviews
Fred and George have a GENIUS plan to lock Harry and Draco in an isolated room. What will happen behind closed doors? The hatred between the two will slowly fade and is replaced by... gasp.. What? (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete