I'll give you five *not real* points if you can guess what word our username was!

My companion is incompetent when it comes to writing profiles, and has since given me the responsibility of writing this here profile. seeing this profile, she has declared war, upon the grounds that she "hates me."

sounds like a great writing team, no? We both have separate accounts though:

just-the-narrator

Safu-the-lotus

in case you were interested.

Ships:

Harry Potter

Glee

The Hunger Games

Parings:

Draco/Hermione

Draco/Harry

Draco/OC

Draco/inanimate object (...)

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Katniss

Katniss/Peeta

Peeta/Gale *heehee*

Kurt/Blaine

Blaise/Blaine

Puck/Quinn

Rachel/Finn (hahaha...it rhymes!)

Santana/Brittany

Sam/Mercedes

Mike/Tina

Santana/Peeta

Santana/Gale

Draco/Blaise

Draco/Katniss

Draco/Kurt

Draco/Blaine

Kurt/Blaise

Brittany/Draco

Brittany/Luna

Luna/Harry

Luna/Artie

Luna/Blaise

Luna/Finnick

Finnick/Draco

Finnick/Annie

Finnick/Peeta

Finnick/Gale

Finnick/Hermione

Finnick/Ron

Lucius/Severus

Harry/Clove

Cato/Clove

Cato/Harry

Cato/Katniss

Cato/Peeta

Cato/Gale

Cato/Voldie (I think I'm getting tired...)

Voldie/Dumbles (definitely)

Other Random Stuff:

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Friends And Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents daddy and mommy

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private
when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: knows your number by heart.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of
that ! You know we don't waste!

Okay, this is the 14 trails game. All you do is simple. Go to the number where the number tells you to go to. Example: Your on the number 1, It's says "Look at 13!" So you go to 13. Keep doing this and 1 number will have a message.

1. I have to tell you a secret look at 5

2. HI! Go to 11

3. Shh don't anyone.. look at 15

4. Okay you broke me down, go to 13

5. First look 2

6. ... Go to 12

7. I just wanted to say... I Love you

8. Don't get mad! Look at 14

9. It's private, look at 4

10. One more time, go to 7.

11. Shhh okay? Go to 6

12. Uh uh, 8's got your story

13. Okay, no more! Go to 10!

14. Breathtaking, look at 3.

15. Umm, Go to 9.

Copy and paste on your profile if you played this. Also, put your username on the list! BORINGAY

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in you enemies eyes.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice and laugh at God as he wonders what the Hell just happened?!

If you read this far, congrats to you!

Draco Malfoy isn't allowed to stand on the table in the great hall and sing 'I'm sexy and I know it." (why not? D:)

Well that sums this up, leaving no descriptions on our actual selves, we shall leave you to ponder our mysterious antics.

And antics there shall be...*evil face*...*snicker* until next time...

This is BORINGAY, signing off...