Former PenName: blugurlzJLJ

Hey, I'm Leah and I hate my name. I'm a total Heroes/Lost fanatic and make references to Lost practically every day. I love to read and am always open to suggestions. If you've ever had the Abuelita hot chocolate stuff by itself, you have tasted my heaven. My two best friends call it my crack. When I get really tired I stop making sense which has earned me the nickname the Drunk. I know. Sounds really messed up. At school I'm constantly losing my pens and pencils, then borrowing other peoples and losing them. My friends are convinced I'm stealing them. I tend to forget a lot, and refuse to tell anyone I will call them back, because there is a 99.99999999999999% I will forget.

FAVORITES:

FAV. BOOKS (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER):

1.) Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick

2.) Darkest Powers trilogy by Kelley Armstrong

3.) Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins

4.) 13 Reasons Why by Jay Asher

5.) Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordian

6.) Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordian

7.) House of Night by PC Cast / Kristen Cast

8.) Before I Fall cant remember author

And more I cant remember right now.

ALL-TIME FAV. CHARACTERS (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER):

1.) Derek Souza (Darkest Powers, book)

2.) Emmet Cullen (Twilight, book)

3.) Peter Petrelli (Heroes, TV show)

4.) Sylar/ Gabriel Grey (Heroes, TV show)

5.) Claire Bennet (Heroes, TV show)

6.) Hurley (Lost, TV show)

7.) Sawyer (Lost, TV show)

8.) Pheobe (Friends, TV show)

9.) Rachel (Friends, TV show)

10.) Miles (Lost, TV show)

11.) Joey (Friends, TV show)

FAV. COUPLES (I.N.P.O.)

1.) Derek x Chloe (Darkest Powers, book)

2.) Ross x Rachel (Friends, TV show)

3.) Sayid x Shannon (Lost, TV show)

4.) Patch x Nora (Hush, Hush, book)

5.) Sawyer x Juliet (Lost, TV show)

6.) Gale x Katniss (The Hunger Games, book)

Now, the rest of this is "copy and paste this into your profile". If you would like to reading your waste time this, please proceed.

i just read that. i *meant* if you would like to waste your time reading this. can you tell i cant type/write/speak in general???

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(X) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(X) You have run into a tree.

(X) It IS possible to lick your elbow

(X) You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling.

(X) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(X) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(X) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.

() You have eaten a bug.

(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (studying for finals in two days??? nahhhh, not important at all :DDD)

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(X) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

~Total all together= 28??? (i cant count...)~

Sea of Unknowing

Why do you care,
When I pick a fight?
Why do you hug me,
When I sob out of fright?
Why do you worry,
When I say I'm fine?
Why do you say,
That I'll be alright?

You don't know me,
You never will.
You go on living,
Without intel,
On people around you,
That you know oh so well,
Because our stories,
Are to scary to tell.

I slapped a sock because im cool like dat (a sock??? *seriously*???)

-Pick the month you were born in-

January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A hobo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ A lesbian
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White ~ Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black ~ Because the voices told me to.
Pink ~ Because I wanted to.
Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ because I’m on crack.
Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!
Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat
Green ~ Because big bird told me to.
Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

Alone

You say we're friends,
You say you care,
But after the screams,
There's nothing but tears.

You said no matter what,
You'd have my back,
But now the cold absence,
Shows your heart all black.

What went wrong?
We used to be tight.
But now it takes,
Evertything just to fight.

We used to be flawless,
A world of our own.
To talk and laugh,
Without anyone to know.

Are we really that different?
Can we really not agree?
Can your opinions differ,
So violently?

Did we really drift,
Overnight?
From best of friends,
To opposite ends of the fight.

You said you'd always,
Be right there.
Just a call away,
To ease my tears.

My lifeline for hope,
For the nights full of fear,
We'd stay up late,
Because we were scared.

But then one day,
No warning, no ease,
I wake up to find the enemy,
The one we both hate,
So mercilessly.

It's known as Reality.

My mother taught me...

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don'thave wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze thatway."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant
(ive done over half of these...)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Why exactly is there braille on DRIVE-UP ATMs?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If you actually wasted your time watching Gooby, copy and pasting this won't be a problem.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

When your parents yell at you, look down shamefully and text. They can't see under the table.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

"I throw my sandwhich in the air sometimes saying AYYYY-YO! I ordered MAAAAA-YO"

"I throw my Skittles in the air sometimes saying AYYYY-YO! Taste the RAAAAIN-BOW"

Copy and paste this if your going to kidnap Kristen/PC Cast so James Stark will be yours.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

"Teachers aren't THAT stupid. Either you're texting, or you're some weirdo who looks down at their crotch and smiles."

An idiot is a window washer on the 42nd floor who steps back to admire his work.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

If you've ever bursted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.