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HI! To all the people who decided to look at my profile I salute you. Thank you for daring to read this.

Darkness: Why is my life so corrupt? Everything and everyone I've known and loved has been taken away from me four times. I've had to start my life over, forget everything and everyone, four times. What did I do to ever deserve this. Maybe it's because I was born into a world of complete darkness. Almost every kingdom is full of bad people. People who will kill for no reason, and those are the citizens. The royal armies are the worst they beat and rape any sexy woman or male they see, then kill them.

If you're reading this, than you think it's Fiore, that's the only kingdom left that's good. Right? Well, if that is what you're thinking, you're wrong. No, they are the worst. The reason why all of the kingdoms are so bad. Of course they're still good people in it but they are very rare.

So, why am I not bad? My parents weren't bad, for all I know. The person who found me wasn't bad. I lived with bad people my whole life, but why do I despise them. Why is my past full of darkness? Why is the path in front of me full of light that's impossible to reach? Every happy memory I've had, darkness has came and took the brilliant and defying light from them.

But, why? Is it because it knows I'm destined for something? How can I when my whole life is full of dark and depressing memories? All I've known is the darkness that comforts me when I'm hurting. It wants me to do something bad, rebellious, something that will make be known.

But I don't like the darkness. When it tries to comfort me I run away. When it tells me something I plug me ears and ignore it. I hate the darkness. It know that I do. It makes my life miserable. It slowly trots behind me and waits for something bad, so it can come and make me thing it's good. No. That's what I have my key's for.

My spirits help me through it all. When I'm alone, they're there. When I cry they help me. When I need help, they fight with me. My spirits are my sense of light, they fight the darkness that wants me.

The darkness though, can over power them. I wish upon stars that fall out of the sky. I want to be free. But, it wants me so badly it will do anything. So, why me?

Anime's I watch in order of discovered: Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Kuroko no basket, Dead man Wonderland, SAO (Sword Art Online)

Manga's I read: One Piece, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Dead man Wonderland

Shippings!:

Fairy Tail

GaLe

BiLi

JeRza

NaLu

ElfEver

RoWen

MestXWendy (DranboltXWendy)

StiLu

RoLu

LaLu

GrUvia

LyonXJuvia

RougeXYukino

LaNA

FreedXMira

One Piece

ZoroXLuffy

ZoroXNami

ZoroXRobin

ZoroXSanji

LuffyXNami

LuffyXRobin

FrankyXRobin

UsoppXKaya

LawXKid

LawXRobin

Bleach

UlquiorraXOrihime

ChadXOrihime

IshidaXOrihime

IchigoXRenji

GrimmjowXIchigo

IchigoXRukia

KiraXHisagi

ToshiroXMomo

RengikuXChad

NnitoriaXNeliel

NelielXIchigo

Others...

One of the weirdest thing's I've learned in school is how to overcome writer's block. What a weird subject, and the solution is deep thinking. The question is does it work!? The answer is...! No, it does not. I have tried it and it does not freakin' work. Well that's all I've gots to say. There are some repost on your profile thingies after the images.


Okay so here is the jist of what Maya should look like.

zerochan.net/946022 Just copy and paste this link!

Here is her Mythical soul: Naiad. zerochan.net/1296149 Well that's how it's suppose to look like just blue and silver and instead of wind it's water and there's

no sword...

Well this is her Mythical soul: Arariel. zerochan.net/1272452. Okay so for everyone of these is suppose to have her keep her original hair that is described in the story, but in this link she has high heels when in the story she doesn't ._.


You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook,We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus

Re-Post this if your an Otaku and proud!


How 'bout something idiotic? let's see...

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or have had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand(what's more worse is that I even blamed people for it)

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion (I drank it)

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (I still have the led from the tip in my finger)

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (I still haven't found my note cards)

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door.

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (My teachers thought something was wrong and told me to go to the nurse)

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon and or fork to fling stuff at people.

89. Have walked into the opposite sexes bathroom.

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth


7 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH SMALL CHILDREN!!!

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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Fairy Tail Reads Fanfiction by Eli77 reviews
What do Fairy Tail's characters think of fanfiction? read and find out as they talk about their pairings and give their own reviews. Chapter 30: Sting and Rogue
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 51 - Words: 62,788 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
The 20 man game by laxusXlucyfan reviews
In the past 2 months, 2 members of each guild have gone missing. Amongst these missing mages, are Fairy Tails own Laxus Dreyar, and Lucy Heartfillia. Little does everyone one know, these 20 mages either win this game, or lose it with their lives.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,363 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
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Drag Racing King reviews
"What do you want to be in the future Natsu?" "I'm going to be the drag racing king!"
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Help Me Remember reviews
When Lucy loses her memory on a solo mission. It's up to Natsu and all of her friends to get her to remember who she was. (Borderline M)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,052 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Do dragon slayers pur? reviews
When Laxus and Riri(OC) are traveling together they encounter what seems to be a unbeatable enemy. Will they survive? Sorry for crappy summary. Rated T but maybe M later.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Laxus D.
Monster reviews
Fairy tail pairings of all sorts, in this song-fic collection!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/19/2012
Happy Times reviews
When Happy finally gets his moments with Carla/Charle
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Carla, Happy - Complete
My moments with you reviews
A Nalu son fic. My first one, too!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
My Never Ending Nightmare reviews
When Lucy is captured by an evil mage who's ultimate goal in life is to destroy Lucy Heartfilia, what will become of Lucy when she returns from bieng capture? Will her friend even want her anymore? Nalu and maybe even a little Lalu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete